“Have Yourself A Merriam Little Christmas” Merriam, a career-oriented lexicographer from the city, returns to her small town for the holidays and meets Webster, a ruggedly handsome librarian, who shows her the true DEFINITION of Christmas.

Had breakfast with a Cockatiel & a Blue fronted Amazon. Hospitality is really very good here.

Why not? Everyone else does…

A bit too on the nose for thanksgiving

"It is against the TOS to be talked into suicide by our LLM" is possibly the most evil tech bro thing I've ever read

"You'll be visited by three spirits."

Thinking of making a horror movie about a man who keeps discovering 12-inch rulers in his home. It's a found footage film.

Columbia likes to pretend she's 6 feet tall, 190 lbs, and male.

I cleaned her cage today and the stress was too much for Lightning McQueen here to bear.

The first time Columbia saw snow she screamed at it to go away. Now she's OK with it as long as it knows it's place.

Why I'm a bird person.

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Scientists determine that dinosaurs are actually descended from birds.

Well hello there good lookin'!

The 1960 Corvair baby cradle. Touted as a "safe" and comfortable way to carry your baby. Pointing out that this is the warmest place in the car since it has a rear engine, and the engine vibrations can lull the baby to sleep.

The origin of group texts

After an FOI request, LCBO refuses to say what U.S. liquor is in its cellar — citing 'cabinet confidence.' CBC is appealing. By Colin Butler. cbc.ca/news/canada/... #cdnfoi #ontfoi #ontpoli

June Lockhart, beloved mother figure from "Lassie" and "Lost In Space," has died at 100. https://cnn.it/3LtDLmn

Castiglione observed that every generation says its youthful days were best and complains that the new era and young people suck, and he was already mocking it in (checks notes) 1520.

A moth got into the shelter tonight and it was the event of the season.

From the Larchives: The Rocky Horus Picture Scroll. One of my favorite works. I had the assistance of an Egyptology PhD student to translate the Time Warp phonetically. Enjoy :)

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TEN Years of Liberal promises.

Still don't understand how it took us so long to figure out they were dinosaurs.

director: what are you doing? 2nd unit director: you said go shoot bee roll!

1930s Phonograph Doubled as an Alarm Clock, Letting People Start Their Day with Their Favorite Record

Thousands of people are in a Toronto Public Library queue waiting to borrow one audiobook - Toronto Life share.google/vnO3oPHmDmk6...

Lotti, Weltmeisterin der Kraftgymnastik (World Champion of Strength Gymnastics), 1925.

sherman, for the love of god!

How brilliant is this 🎃 Made by Morndyke Parrot Sanctuary UK (via Instagram) #Parrot #Conure

The 1920s Lie Detector That Forced Suspected Criminals to Confess to a Skeleton

IT WEEN!

"It's astounding!" 'Time Warp' (Rocky Horror) | Middle Aged Dad Jam Band youtu.be/taDraqLT80E?...

How to cook the correct amount of pasta: 1. Pour out how much you think you need. 2. Wrong.

She's been cussing me out because I won't carry her to the top of the door.

42 years ago today, "The Big Chill," a movie about a group of U-M grads written and directed by Michigan alumnus Lawrence Kasdan, debuted in theaters. This film was based on John Sayles film The Return of the Secaucus Seven

Let’s do the Time Warp again — 50 years later.

Third bath today.

The space elevator project was founded by the world's billionaires, who were offered exclusive luxury tickets on the first ride up into space. After the launch, the project announced a second funding round, to start looking into the feasibility and advisability of installing a "down" button.

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That time Columbia fell for a flashy guy who offered her beer.

Columbia inviting all the blue jays to the yard.

Someone took the chip from their Presto Card and put it into a magic wand.