Hi chatthews so starting tomorrow for the foreseeable future I'm going to be ✨homeless✨ so uhh. I would appreciate help with motel fees until I get something figured out. This is a fucking emergency I need all the help I can get. #MutualAidRequest ko-fi.com/gur0beetl3/g...

free dril you dumbfucks @safety.bsky.app @jay.bsky.team @pfrazee.com

i'm in fucking heaven

Extry, Extry! variety.com/2026/tv/news...

way back when i first homebrewed my wii i downloaded the The Grudge video game but my rom was titled The Crudge Haundet House and i will almost daily say that still to this day

damn snapple apple juice hits different

hello recreational benadryl subreddit

you have been visited by the night corgi. if you do not repost this image on five other pages, it will fly onto your sofa tonight and punch you in the solar plexus

hell. yeah.

the kings doing king shit

I don't know why they need to make short AI films about the American Revolution when the perfect one was created 18 years ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=sbRo...

i feel bad lying to my mom about my mental health, but she doesn't need to deal with my bullshit while also dying

shaved off my gross beard. i'm eternally stuck between my dislike for shaving and my dislike for having facial hair.

this is what a mayor of the people looks like

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my nephew made first semester honor roll for sixth grade :D i'm incredibly proud of mr. smarty pants

the unofficial biography of goatse

have a good story for your timeline to take a break from all the gloom and doom beatricedailysun.com/news/state-r...

Anyway where my Ape Escape remake at?

i didn't realize baby clickbait youtube thumbnails was what i needed today

i still can't tell if i like path of exile 2 or not. i think i might be mentally defective.

!!!new histocrat video dropped!!!!

there are days i think "maybe being a garbageman wouldn't be so bad" and then mornings like today happen

these idiots can't fathom the idea that people hate them and are willing to resist them

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lol is this the best the feds can do?

proud of these boys, wish it weren't pushing my mondo hog further down the page but this is more important

Their pants were COMPLETELY filled with shit and piss, Steve.

fingat gone

May I interrupt the horrors to show you pictures of my sister's chickens in cowboy hats

this is a picture of me getting to hold my nephew for the first time. he was born premature and i was so afraid to hold him because he was so tiny. fitting that our first interaction was me picking him up and he immediately pooped. it takes a lot of restraint for me to not post about him constantly

with all the negativity in the world right now here's a timeline cleanser from when my nephew had a couple of pet chickens. he loved those little birds so much and it was wonderful watching him take such good care of them. eventually they were taken to a farm where they could live free.

my favorite @chambraigne.com tweet

getting the urge to play final fantasy 11 again

Benito and friends at the gas station, their feet in the air

i haven't said much about current events because i've got enough stress and frustration on my plate without taking in all that, but let me be clear how i feel about ice and dhs

good song alert youtu.be/4efjxYr-Y2E?...

i didn't really care for the office, but this biy is honestly perfect youtu.be/P13ApHECCyY?...

woah new alien ant farm youtu.be/PrdM9XUl9rs?...

outnumbered a million to one all of the dicks in this dick town actually can keep me down

kind of crazy that filing my income taxes is something that i look forward to doing every year

You every just have a hyper specific idea that you have to see made into reality. I taught myself video editing just to make it reality. www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZNRB... #tangible #refusestobeburied

sometimes all you want for dinner is a crappy gas station burrito

literally every line adriana stastny delivers in "werewolf" but especially this one youtu.be/wCDXwOzG7fE?...