the older i get the more i want the game to get out of my way and let me find my own fun. anymore the only games i really enjoy playing are games like terraria where the point of the game it exploration.

it's okay to like open world non-linear experiences

hoseposting comes for us all

Cherie DeVaux first female trainer to win the Kentucky Derby! "Being a woman or my gender has never really crossed my mind in this journey of mine," DeVaux said. "I’m glad I can be a representative of all women everywhere that we can do anything we set our minds to."

"higher than giraffe pussy" is quickly becoming one of my favorite things to say

instant pho is actually pretty good

did you know that nebraska has a bigfoot museum? nebraskabigfootmuseum.com

one of these days i should get serious about something in my life. maybe.

"We gotta make sure some grifter doens't take reosurces away from you!" Listen I would prefer if some layabout got government dough to sit around the house smoking weed and watching South Park if meant I didn't need to deal with means testing. Stoner's doing less harm then the rich, lol.

another one of my favorites youtu.be/Rupm6xX89BA?...

one of my favorite bugs bunny bits youtu.be/QuaojjCV1Tk?...

how did you get up there you little shit

suddenly i was reminded of this lost piece of art youtu.be/y8SC7z8W134?...

shit to death

just two dudes, being bros

i've got to stop finding out people i knew have passed away because of random facebook posts.

i feel like i was one of the only kids who played with those punch balloon things.

@yourewrongabout.bsky.social i was just listening to "desperation pie" and you guys were talking about this kitchen of tomorrow ad that sounded really familiar and now i know why youtu.be/xVuthG4f2oc?...

at what point did we decide as a society that looking for work should be as soul crushing and depressing as possible?

this motion was allegedly written by a lawyer www.courtlistener.com/docket/72028...

Wup wit wud dude what wubble you double you ee

my brother hooked me up today. already fried 'em up and at 'em.

i think i need to find a job where i don't have to deal with the public. that's probably what i need.

I love when Chickadee sits with her paws like this, she looks so polite.

this is the funniest thing i'm going to hear all day

this song rules youtu.be/QCMjpY9k76c?...

Little end-of-the-month boost: If you like my work and find that you enjoy (or can at least tolerate 😅) my general vibe, you could hire me to make games with you! That would be neat.

i would literally meet up with any of you just to shower affection upon your pet(s)

it is unfair that i can't pet all the cats and dogs i see posted here. why does life conspire against me so?

i just learned that there were reel-to-reel djs in the 90's youtu.be/iKAQFoUFDGs?...

i think it was $5.15/hr sacking groceries at an iga

look at this fluffy cat! look at him!

@clarajeffery.bsky.social hey didn't you keep this dipshit employed after this tweet

i just applied for a job with the post office and now they want me to take a 45 minute virtual assessment. damn that's a long test.

i'm sorry he's doing what with old snus

This is not the time for wild speculation about what happened. It’s time to bet on Kalshi about what happened

apiary

i'm reminded again of why i hated the black cauldron animated film. i could have tolerated all the changes they made to the story if they would have just left the ending alone. prince ellidyr's sacrifice by throwing himself into the cauldron was a major redemption of an otherwise despicable guy

my mom can be a pain in my butt sometimes, but i'm so glad she's alive and will be with us for many more years to come

oh i got fired today for kicking that customer out. i'm more upset that i missed that possible tornado.

of course i would miss a possible tornado north of town because i was *checks notes* taking a nap

The “music for people who have tattoos of their children but not custody” tour.

I hate how accurate this is to me personally

What if I ate a bug. A really gross bug. What if I liked eating gross bugs and people ran past me under the bridge while I eat my bugs.

HEY EVERY KAMALA HARRIS SUPPORTER WHO SAID THAT SHE WOULDNT HAVE ATTACKED IRAN LOOK AT THIS YOU STUPID FUCKS

If people are not approaching me like this—I will not know.

Khajiit has wares if you have coin

Me when I tell Gen Z kids I used to be cool on the internet because I was an "SA goon" and they start calling the cops on me