"A Brazilian judge has ordered ex-president Jair Bolsonaro to begin a 27-year jail sentence for plotting a coup d’état after his 2022 election loss." THAT's how it's done. US et al: take note.

Gender-affirming care saves lives

Twitter accounts are based in Russia. BlueSky accounts are based in homes with, frankly, too many books, plants, obsolete cables, and pieces of rustic pottery, that could do with a bit of a tidying up, to be honest.

Whenever you see Bari Weiss' name, remember: PROFESSOR REFAAT ALAREER TOLD US TO HOLD HER ACCOUNTABLE FOR HIS MURDER! Bari Weiss made his home a target, and they killed Dr. Alareer, his sister, her 3 children, his brother and that brother's son. Bari Weiss is a proud propagandist for racist murder.

MY FUDGE!!

imagine having to hear shit like "study confirms giving diabetic children insulin reduces their death rates by 100%" as if that hasn't been known for like a hunred years. that's what being trans is like

Meta shut down internal research into the mental health effects of Facebook and Instagram after finding causal evidence that its products harmed users’ mental health, according to court filings.

4 yrs ago today, a family member managed a truly spectacular own goal, splintered his domestic bliss, & in the process, united the world for a day. On popular request, I shall now recreate the livetweet thread from that day So gather around children, for this is the tale of The Rice Truck Saga

For one moment, all was right with the world.

The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles, Charlie Brown

Firmly grasp it, Charlie Brown

You’ve got it to “M” for “Mini”, when it should be set to “W” for “Wumbo”, Charlie Brown

I hope the audience brings lots of Ibuprofen, Charlie Brown

It sucks being aroace sometimes because you’re basically locked into living your adult life on Hard Mode. No one’s helping you split the rent, there’s no divvying up the cleaning or the meal prep, you have to fix anything that breaks by yourself, etc. I don’t make enough money for this, man.

The silver lining about being a first-time renter is that no matter how bad any home-related problem you run into is, it’ll only ever get that bad once. Because when it happens a second time, you’re now fully prepared. 🔥🔪

Just a friendly reminder as we go into the holidays: Folks don't have to explain to you why they don't drink. If you offer them a drink and they decline, don't ask them why. It's not your business. Just offer them something without alcohol to drink instead. And move on.

they should make a Hey Arnold/Peanuts crossover where charlie brown finally kicks the football but it turns out it’s arnold’s head

McDonald's Shrimp Salad (1985-1986): A garden salad topped hardboiled eggs and mini shrimp cocktail. This offering made national headlines when improperly stored shrimp led to a typhoid outbreak in Maryland. This salad has popped back up in some European markets in recent years

Blue Morpho butterflies are widespread in South American rainforests, from Venezuela to Brazil.

You can’t tell me what to do

Stop abusing athletes because you lost a bet Now let’s hear from the sponsor of today’s broadcast, DraftKings

I finally hung up those pictures today, please clap

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller November 22,1954

Dream on, Sluggo

The Seattle Star November 23,1915

Today's Daily Charlie! #HazbinHotel #CharlieMorningstar

NIL is already gunking up the NFL draft pipeline. Can’t wait to see all the other unintended consequences that disproportionately paying the quarterbacks specifically while every other sport gets dust brings 💗

Happy Caturday 🐾

Me: Your honor, I would like to make a motion Judge: Motion granted Me: *makes the jerking off motion at the defendant*

If you were an evil wizard, what spell would you cast on annoying people? Mine would either be Inverted Color Vision or Extreme Gaussian Blur (the Spell that Extreme Gaussian Blurs You)

La Niña, the Madden-Julian Oscillation (MJO), and the potential for a rare November Sudden Stratospheric Warming event (you're likely to have heard of this referred to as the "polar vortex") may combine to drive winter-like conditions across much of the U.S. late November into early December.

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Same, Meditite. Same.

Unless Wicked For Good fixed the ableist ending of the original Wicked, I’m not fucking interested.

if renewable energy buildout isn't your only political issue it's likely it will be very soon

Check your Gmail & Google Workspace settings - I was opted in to all of this by default. No clankers!

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER Wednesday, November 21,1945 ( BICARBONATE OF SODA; acts as an antacid,neutralizing stomach acid to relieve heartburn and indigestion. A common method is dissolving half a teaspoon in a glass of water)

we gotta keep hammering over and over again just how fucking unpopular this guy is with every institution and every person in a position of power people hate him and people will hate you for capitulating to him

Baby Uni “Free me!”

Octopuses have nine brains—one in their head and one in each of their eight arms, which are all capable of acting independently. But humans invented Extra Toasty Cheez-Its, so our brains are pretty cool, too.

It should be a legal requirement on all apps to have a setting where you can turn off gambling and alcohol ads. I’m serious. It’s a health and safety issue akin to photosensitivity warnings and it needs to start being treated as such.

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