buddy, you better watch yourself or you’re going in the fish tube

News of a great victory by tenants and their advocates in Massachusetts against AI that screens out low-incomr tenants who receive housing vouchers! Congrats to all involved, including the local legal aid organization, @bostonlegalaid.bsky.social!

There was a woman in an adjacent checkout lane this morning at Trader Joe's wearing a trucker hat that said DUMP HIM. Iconic. Queen shit.

Once someone explained to me that resistance libs are just social media LARPers accruing stats and engaging people to pass the time as entertainment it made a whole lot more sense.

Resurrect Jimmy Buffett just so he can do a collab with SUNN O)))

Staples was having a moment this afternoon, leading an old lady next to me in line to say "You probably have time to get your hair done" in a quintessential Massachusetts townie accent, continuing my streak of old lady gender affirmations.

Saw a 50 something year old townie riding a shopping cart and going "wheeee" like a kid in the Market Basket parking lot this morning and I think that's beautiful.

I went to a pop-up holiday market and this white lady selling hand made ceramic earrings was proudly displaying the political message left by an assassin on bullet casings after a successful murder so that’s a bit of a data point for Where Things Are

This may be the most sapphic piece of art I've ever owned, bought from a close friend's shop.

I just saw someone whip around another car to cut him in line at the end of the Plain Street offramp on the Connector to turn left because he was mad he'd braked halfway down and coasted. I fucking love you, Lowell.

Absolutely here for the Burlington Market Basket's choice of light jazz Christmas muzak. I felt like I was in a Caldor in 1989, not the dystopian hellscape of 2024. For 25 minutes I actually experienced hope. 10/10 no notes.

Bite the bullet, baby

I hired this fish to stare at you

@jennawiseford.bsky.social on Market Basket: "It is a grocery store for cryptids."

why join a homeowners association when you could instead be part of a homo nerds association

What I'd we kissed in the Las Vegas Taco Bell wedding chapel

I love Lowell because of all its natural beauty, like the guy smoking the messiest joint I've ever seen on a park bench in front of an overflowing dumpster as I left my building.

if bluesky doesn’t make it i’m not downloading another app imma just start screaming all my thoughts at the sun

I can do all things through estrogen, which strengthens me

Thats why I'm so ahh goofy

Actual picture of me in 2016

Unexpected gender affirmation at the L'occitane store this afternoon when the eager salesperson said to me in a seductive shampoo commercial voice "I love a woman who knows what she wants." I was in a leather jacket and leggings, no makeup. 10/10, no notes.

Here's another one. Space Whales, anyone?

Oh, Market Basket

I've finally begun digitizing my art portfolio! I'll post some of my favorites over the next few days

RIP the pope. you would have loved transsexual shitposters on social media

:3

You were expecting to be cis but it was me, Dio-sphoria

I don't need to practice homosexuality, I'm already really good at it.

trans your gender at menards

I lied. Amara is actually just short for Amarketa Basketa

The A in Amara stands for anarchism

Once again confident I pass over the phone due to the quantity of old men who simply talk over me at work m

I know I Market Basket shitpost a lot but I'm in awe of the actual Market Basket Facebook account sometimes

Bluesky hasn't seen my cubicle Lego garden yet, with inspirational dumpster fire plaque

Sometimes I feel compelled to repost something for @amarastar.bsky.social but I'm not saying I'm happy about it

Good morning, Bluesky

I love wearing berets so much. They give me peak euphoria

trans people will say they're middle name is danger and there is a non zero chance that they'll mean it literally

Jimmy Buffett drone cover band, call it Cheeseburger in Purgatory

Here lie the remains of Amara, devoted coworker, beloved friend. Died of inferior document labeling. Her spirit is free now, free from terrible documentation.

Arrived at work to a coworker describing a dream of hers I was in involving a combination chiropractor's office and taqueria to which I replied where let's fucking goooooo

Good morning, Bluesky

it's pretty easy to get wrapped up in despair cycles but if i learned anything from living through the first major conservative pushback against trans rights in the 21st century it's that they largely are mad at how ineffective they are at stopping us from doing literally anything

Sorry ladies. I'm saving my body for a Market Basket rotisserie chicken

It's perfect 😭

the simple truth conservatives always ignore

Trying to compute the exact level of performative femininity in this email to get someone to listen. What's the ideal number of exclamation points? How many times should I say thank you?

Transphobes: in 500 years when they dig up your skull they'll know if you were really a Man or Woman Me: in 5 billion years our dying sun will leave behind a white dwarf whose core radiation will illuminate its ejected gas, creating a nebula that will look like a human skull, and no one will care