Jessnis Collardgreen
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Unserious millennial. Chicago broad. Actress/Comedian.
Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
3 days ago
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Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
11 days ago
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This turkey is stuffed, too
13 days ago
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Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
14 days ago
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Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
26 days ago
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Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb. 🙌🏾❤️
about 1 month ago
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My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
about 1 month ago
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Late rehearsals
about 2 months ago
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A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
about 2 months ago
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Landed both shows ❤️
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2 months ago
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Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
2 months ago
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Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
2 months ago
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I’m so happy Izzy is in my tv again
#TAR
#AmazingRace
#TAR38
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3 months ago
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Whit
3 months ago
Izzy, never change! 😂
#TAR
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة
3 months ago
I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!” And I had to share that with you.
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Happy Birthday!!!!!
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3 months ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
3 months ago
okay TEA entertainment weekly
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Nah. Because why do Black folks pronounce “heroin” like that…?
3 months ago
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When Rocky gets excited and lets out a lil high pitched fawt 🐶💨
3 months ago
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Class was a lot today. My teacher pulled me aside and let me know how much my eyes light up. Tired but fulfilled 🙌🏾
3 months ago
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SoloChills
3 months ago
LA Croix taste like it had a previous drinker
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Imma sleep so fucking good.
3 months ago
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That point in the week when you’re annoyed it’s not Friday yet…
3 months ago
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I really was in the ER for LDW… didn’t even get there cuz I was outside having fun.
3 months ago
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Last night was so fun 🥹🎭
3 months ago
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My first real show is tomorrow night 🥰
4 months ago
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LORD! NOT THEO! Oh my goodness
5 months ago
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✨Kei$ha ✨
5 months ago
I’m crying
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I really need a Rockyoncé era
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5 months ago
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D.L. Chandler
5 months ago
Drake is a goober. A dweeb.
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✨Yammy the thick ass reindeer ✨🎄📯🦌
5 months ago
I loved seeing a dark skinned plus sized Black woman being loved on properly in a movie… shit healed a part of me
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Ashley C. Ford
5 months ago
When I met Ryan Coogler several years ago, we were standing in a group of people chatting, when a woman with visible hearing aids walked up, and he casually began to sign the whole conversation so she could participate. She mouthed “thank you”. He nodded and just kept doing his thing.
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Solomon
6 months ago
Your reminder… you 🫵🏿 also don’t look like you belong here 👇🏿 It may not be our turn… it’s definitely our time
www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2...
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Texas Man Born to U.S. Soldier on U.S. Army Base Abroad Deported
He has no citizenship to any country, despite SCOTUS case
https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2025-06-04/texas-man-born-to-u-s-soldier-on-u-s-army-base-abroad-deported/
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ᴛʜᴇ ɴɪɢɢᴀɴᴊᴀ
6 months ago
Let him wipe under your titties with a cool cloth when you get home.
#RealLove
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Brian Tyler Cohen
6 months ago
Beyond parody.
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Happy Juneteenth, Black Americans!
6 months ago
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Rob Milton
6 months ago
- happy Juneteenth, Black people!
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
6 months ago
An oldie but goodie but worth telling over here too. For Father’s Day, I’d like to tell the story about the worst line-up a barber ever gave me. To understand how it happened, you have to 1st understand the respect people in Birmingham had for my father. Thread...
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The Onion
6 months ago
Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel
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Bow Wow!!! Memory unlocked at how fun his concert was back in high school!!
#BETAwards
6 months ago
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B2K!?!? ALL together?!!
#betawards
6 months ago
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Awwww Ashanti 😍😍😍
#BETAwards
6 months ago
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Now why on earth is Lil Kim performing at the PRE-SHOW!? She’s too much of an icon not to be on the main stage.
#betawards
6 months ago
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Solomon
6 months ago
ICE was taking people from their jobs... at graduations for their children i certainly would hope that you are apart of a community that resist your abduction
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JazzReads📚
6 months ago
Since it’s about to be the summertime..I can share that I used to be over my granny house in the summer watching this movie on top of Tyler plays 🤣🤣🤣
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Harry and Meg took them Kids to Disneyland…
6 months ago
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Maybe it’s that Wayne never made music for the 30something girlies? I think it’s a few bars and maybe 3 songs I liked on Carter VI. Sigh. Millennial down.
6 months ago
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Barba Papa 🏳️🌈The Bear Did Lady
6 months ago
So... are we calling it Elongate?
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AmeriKraut
6 months ago
an AKA won the election and it was stolen by a foreign agent and a man in a u-part wig.
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Is there like a public registry for deadbeats? Idk I kinda feel like that should be a thing to see a man’s name and see the last time he paid child support…. But then again, yall gon date and defend them anyway. So nevermind.
6 months ago
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