Jessnis Collardgreen
@jesshereforlaughs.bsky.social
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Unserious millennial. Chicago broad. Actress/Comedian.
Costumes/wigs - 10/10 Acting - 1000/10 A great day for the closing of AMADEUS “What use, after all, is Man, if not to teach God His lessons?” 🎭🎹✨
11 days ago
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Sunday evening starting to Sunday evening a lil too much…. Lemme lay out my outfit for tomorrow
about 1 month ago
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I was knocked tf out by 930 last night. Stranger Things, a Cuban, a lil Jack and I was out til the shooters woke up my fur baby… And I’m ready for a nap again 🙌🏾
about 1 month ago
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Habari gani!
about 1 month ago
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Rocky had 4 boxes to unwrap from his Grandma 🙄 He playin and sporting his new sweater and I’m over here cookin 😩😩
about 1 month ago
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Still baking Christmas brunch. Im hot and I’m hongryyyyyy
about 1 month ago
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It’s lit 🎄✨🐶
about 1 month ago
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He really be up there like it’s open mic night…
about 2 months ago
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Good food. Good theatre (DIRECTED BY A BLACK WOMAN). A Good Friday night. Time for some blues 🙌🏾
about 2 months ago
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Home Alone and some soup! Absolutely lazy Sunday 🙌🏾
2 months ago
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Damn the Blues joints are all closed for the storm. This snow is serious
2 months ago
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This turkey is stuffed, too
2 months ago
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Just cut on the Family Stone. Oh, Ms. Keatonnnnnn
2 months ago
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Wore my platform Mary Janes on stage and hit my MC Hammer during a scene. I committed so hard to the bit I got a blister on my damn foot 😩😩
3 months ago
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Fun rehearsal for the next gig in Jan/Feb. 🙌🏾❤️
3 months ago
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My first Saturday afternoon in a year not in class and it’s a trip!
3 months ago
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Late rehearsals
4 months ago
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A whole 3 year old! Happy Birthday, Rock(y)star! 💙✨🐶
4 months ago
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Landed both shows ❤️
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4 months ago
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Making our setlist and doing quick runs of scenes is hella fun! Damn. We really do have this. Grad show in 2 weeks 🙌🏾✨
4 months ago
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Last few days of auditions are now complete 🙌🏾
4 months ago
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I’m so happy Izzy is in my tv again
#TAR
#AmazingRace
#TAR38
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4 months ago
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Whit
4 months ago
Izzy, never change! 😂
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The Provost / سيدة الفتنة
4 months ago
I was singing “Bohemian Rhapsody” today and when I got to “BISMILLAH WE WILL NOT LET YOU GO” my boyfriend (who is old enough to know better - that’s his actual era) tried to tell me the lyrics were “Miss Miller No!” And I had to share that with you.
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Happy Birthday!!!!!
@quietriot10.bsky.social
4 months ago
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king
4 months ago
okay TEA entertainment weekly
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Nah. Because why do Black folks pronounce “heroin” like that…?
5 months ago
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When Rocky gets excited and lets out a lil high pitched fawt 🐶💨
5 months ago
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Class was a lot today. My teacher pulled me aside and let me know how much my eyes light up. Tired but fulfilled 🙌🏾
5 months ago
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SoloChills
5 months ago
LA Croix taste like it had a previous drinker
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Imma sleep so fucking good.
5 months ago
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That point in the week when you’re annoyed it’s not Friday yet…
5 months ago
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I really was in the ER for LDW… didn’t even get there cuz I was outside having fun.
5 months ago
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Last night was so fun 🥹🎭
5 months ago
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My first real show is tomorrow night 🥰
5 months ago
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LORD! NOT THEO! Oh my goodness
7 months ago
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✨Kei$ha ✨
7 months ago
I’m crying
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I really need a Rockyoncé era
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7 months ago
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D.L. Chandler
7 months ago
Drake is a goober. A dweeb.
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✨Yamalicious definition make em all go loco✌🏾😜
7 months ago
I loved seeing a dark skinned plus sized Black woman being loved on properly in a movie… shit healed a part of me
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Ashley C. Ford
7 months ago
When I met Ryan Coogler several years ago, we were standing in a group of people chatting, when a woman with visible hearing aids walked up, and he casually began to sign the whole conversation so she could participate. She mouthed “thank you”. He nodded and just kept doing his thing.
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Solomon
7 months ago
Your reminder… you 🫵🏿 also don’t look like you belong here 👇🏿 It may not be our turn… it’s definitely our time
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Texas Man Born to U.S. Soldier on U.S. Army Base Abroad Deported
He has no citizenship to any country, despite SCOTUS case
https://www.austinchronicle.com/daily/news/2025-06-04/texas-man-born-to-u-s-soldier-on-u-s-army-base-abroad-deported/
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ᴍᴀʏʙᴇ: ᴋᴀʏᴛʀᴀɴᴀᴅᴀ
8 months ago
Let him wipe under your titties with a cool cloth when you get home.
#RealLove
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Brian Tyler Cohen
8 months ago
Beyond parody.
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Happy Juneteenth, Black Americans!
8 months ago
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Rob Milton
8 months ago
- happy Juneteenth, Black people!
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Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi
8 months ago
An oldie but goodie but worth telling over here too. For Father’s Day, I’d like to tell the story about the worst line-up a barber ever gave me. To understand how it happened, you have to 1st understand the respect people in Birmingham had for my father. Thread...
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The Onion
8 months ago
Father’s Day Gift Wrapped In Paper Towel
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Bow Wow!!! Memory unlocked at how fun his concert was back in high school!!
#BETAwards
8 months ago
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B2K!?!? ALL together?!!
#betawards
8 months ago
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