taimi has informed me that tbone schmidt is near me but with no approach speed or direction. how long do I have to prepare the ramparts and don my armor

Ok so for video games that have a card based mini game in them, I have a question: Why is cheating never an option

if I totally stop interacting here it's either because i joined a bicycle polycule in the woods or i got flagged for age verification and chose to not

The first installment of my big Makaimura/Ghosts n Goblins retrospective series is finally ready! youtu.be/3jegVjkxE-M Sharing around much appreciated, 4505 deaths went into this one 💀💀💀

This is how I feel about anyone I see using Tangia or other AI voice cloning TTS. Folks, it's garbage no matter how much you like the Randy Savage voice

yo @supernatural.wang

crt shaders, screen shake, and flashing that you can't turn off

Hey do y'all have any recommendations as to where I can get something printed and where I can get something framed? Ideally something I can do in person.

slowly regaining some strength as I recover from the medical terrors. to mark the occasion, I took a selfie in front of many boxes.

Some recent bumper stickers.

The art above the flippers is the pinball machines's womb tattoo send post

me when the progressive candidates win on election day in nyc

Yes I saw a bunch of supercars in Chicago, but I think this Volvo of Theseus was my favorite

new selfie zone. also, new food photography background (if I can tame the reflections)

hey chat, is it bad when the allergy forecast says "❌️ NO"

Advertise your BlueSky account with a Simpsons GIF

Those are also my abilities.

now to play my new favorite daily games: "what will i be able to eat without pain", and "how slowly can i drink this"

Explain your @ every handle I've had since cracking: - started as a shitpost - oh hey i like this better than my previous handle - quietly shift everything over to it - folks gradually realize it's not a bit anymore

Film crit certainly has its issues as a field but broadly speaking I find it so much more stimulating as a reader. I can read a rave or a pan of Hamnet or Backrooms, it’s all contested territory. I so often get that bracing, invigorating experience of being submerged in another’s subjectivity.

None of those words are in the Canterbury Tales.

remember when blogs were just plaintext. or is this just a false memory

if you've ever dreamed of shooting your phone when it rings, I have good news for you: there is a game demo in nextfest that requires you to do so (Sniper Dan)

wtf is beehiiv

Footage from the SF Yo-Yo Club, Jun 13th 2026. #sanfrancisco #yoyo

Hey, quick question, what's the best kind of action? That's right, it's

SUB 3 BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

Reporting in for the first #NextFest stream of the week, live on #Twitch - finding the best demos so you don't have to! 🫡 www.twitch.tv/everydaybear

socksmakepeoplesexy.itch.io/asdf2 Happy 3rd Birthday to ASDF2, my little underrated gem that could.

we studied the user analytics for a year to figure out what players loved most, and the answer? pressing up to heal. the humble estus flask has gone unsung long enough ESTUS QUEST Things are looking up™️

socksmakepeoplesexy.itch.io/planet-attri... The Interstellar Spooderian Menace destroyed your homeworld... Now it's time to take the fight to their front door! Planet Attrition: Hive Assault, my new quick-fix shooty blasty game is out! Revenge begins now!

Did you know that you can thumb wrestle without paying Nintendo anything

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two-e gets named, three-e is born

Don't be spineless cowards like these dudes. Take a stance against Gen AI and just don't play the fucking game instead of sending the message to the devs and their corporate overlords that you're okay with shitty immoral practices churning out slop.

I think it's funny how you can use a laser to lase something, even though it's not called a laser because it lases. People just had the opportunity to turn it into a verb, and took it

sometimes the universe speaks to you through yt comments

Two-E

Planet Attrition: Hive Assault Coming 6/9 My new freebie quick-fix arcadey shooty game draws near. Game and Trailer music by @eliteferrex.bsky.social

home stretch

they grow up so fast

Wait what. WHAT

"what was your biggest impact on the internet" "there is no cisheterosexual explanation for most of the cast of Hackers (1995)"

I'm going through the 237 games in this bundle to curate for you the finest 18+ games and try to sell them to you in a single sentence Let's go! 🧵 #IndieGames #AdultGames