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I accidentally learned how to run Super Pitfall.

I used my vr headset for the first time in over a year. 2 songs on beat saber and my eyeballs hurt already.

Download Fish Mail

A couple clips in my jet set radio skates. #rollerblading #jetsetradio #themskates

We are all just one water softener spewing water all over the place away from going completely insane.

Playing power to cube on arena. Turn one on the play I cast Inquisition of Kozilek and OP says hello. Being a nice lad, I decide to say hello back and inadvertently select myself as the player to IOK. I was so close to uninstalling arena but decided to play on. I ended up winning.

A karnovember miracle

Great night blading with the homies

That new hobby I started actually requires effort and it didn't magically fix my depression and existential crisis. What the heck?

In case you were wondering...NO...the alligators did not get the baby in my dream last night. Just barely.

From @jespermyrfors.bsky.social, The Dark set art director over on Facebook: “The Magic: The Gathering release The Dark was 100% a commentary on the evils and hypocrisy of bigoted right wing Christians…” Some cards for context and the set list: scryfall.com/sets/drk

Jean-Luc Picard - "computah, provide ai summary of Facebook messenger conversation where my nephews are talking about their balls"

I'm trying to use Bluesky to sell tickets to my comedy special taping. Don't make me promote on Twitter. I'd rather have an empty house. But it'd be so much nicer if it were full.

Long day

Statues are terrifying

G.P.T - dashare.zone ADMIN

Things I saw yesterday.

I'll never be alone again. #spookyboyz

Fell asleep at about 4:00 last night and still got a bunch of shit done today and even went for a skate with a friend. It's hard but you just got to do shit.

First time wearing my brain dead x death stranding hoodie I picked up in Tokyo.

Lil quarter to bank mute grab from last night. #rollerblading #themskates

An update about my day that no one fucking asked for

DRINKEN THAT SLUDGE - dashare.zone ADMIN

If this gets reskeeted 483,000 times I’ll buy a miniature donkey.

Had a great time at the no Kings rally today. #nokings

I somehow only ate 3 of these. #favoritecookie #bloodinmypiss #jonjulio

Hot Ones except with oysters and then they fuck on the table.

"No doubt there will be some provocations and scuffles, but whatever fears the Republicans are trying to gin up with their talk of Marxists and antifa and terrifying naked bicycle rides are likely to wind up as limp as, well, you fill in the blank." michaelianblack.substack.com/p/waiting-fo...

Don’t Let Them Win! #NoKings

#NoKings ❌👑 #Resist ✊🏾

You're not a bad artist, you just need practice. You're not a bad artist, you just need practice. You're not a bad artist, you just need practice. You're not a bad artist, you just need practice. You're not a bad artist, you just need practice.

Stuck in hell (a 4 player game of commander where my deck has puttered out while the other 3 people take 20 minute turns and they are way too high to be piloting these decks).

Hello dream from last night. It was nice to see my dead dad and brother but why did my dad have a phillips cd-i? And why did my brother give me a magical twig that he said I could use to get someone to stop talking?

You may ask yourself, how did I get this interactive cd-rom?

Perhaps if I had an orb experience