The sunlight filtering through my shade umbrella looked pretty dang neat, and i had to share it

Biting the hand that feeds me? Yes, please--that hand is delicious

Ive been ranting to my friends and girlfriends all morning about my new high quality rice cooker with a timer. I probably sound ridiculous but I can't express how much waking up to the smell and reality of perfectly cooked rice improved my day. We live in the future, omg

errant

Always baffled when "what about the ways it could be worse?" is portrayed as a psychic solution to disliking a situation. Like. No that did occur to me, actually. Im just a piece of shit who cant be satisfied by "someone else now, or somewhere in the past suffered more"

You told me this was a mixed bag, but its just a bag with multiple things in it. Mix it properly, and then come back

New literary concept your fiction gonna love: Friends to lovers The youths are gonna love it

What they didn't realize in the announcement is that the cause of autism was already known to a select few. Its me. Sorry folks, i personally cause autism.

One of these days ill learn to read normal social cues. ... This probably isnt true, but w girl can dream

Cursed thoughts from a cursed thot: DBT but its the Hegelian kind of dialectic

Absolute insanity, yes, but also, with my particular academic and professional background: Goddamn most people are really bad at envisioning what percents actually mean. It's probably partially that.

Starting a new body of government, calling it the Hypocracy

Not a singing with the choir of the heavens, but a sighing and a moaning with the one of the depths.

I took a couple days off my day job to make a "musical staycation" in which i actually work on my music projects. Mayhaps ill actually complete some songs and release the new "band"s first release this year....

*beach boys voice* Ba ba ba, ba ba yaga

Gonna build a tower that looks on everyone with lust all the time. ... The pan opticon

Happy labor day: the only good holiday. Remember, friends, we haven't yet won the labor rights we, the workers deserve. We can do better!

Working out just makes me feel absolutely terrible and puts me in a horrible mood. Sick of it

The left side abstract there reminds me of something i think about a lot. People often invoke the medical oath of do no harm as proof that doctors should be better, and are simply avoiding the very very obvious explanation that oaths dont actually mean anything to an awful lot of people

do you think fascism is underpinned by a great scientific rationality or something

Love starting to write a new song that hurts so much i start shaking. Hope it means it'll be a good one

Really just want to rip my larynx out of my throat

My teenager just asked me if i had anything interesting going on at work. ... The thing is, there never is.

It should be obvious why this is a peeve, but i really hate when i explain to someone that i am having a difficult time with something and they respond by explaining why they think it should be easy. (This specific triggering instance was with relation to a casual job search)

Celebrating the ways i was raised, one of the few ones im happy stuck with me

I grew up with this man as a household name. I haven't been this happy about someone leaving the earth since kissinger

Biological Sax 🎷

ROFL, one of my coworkers just went one by one drumming up everyone to go to a bar after work on a half day we have Friday. I knew very few of my coworkers liked me, but this is blatant.

Im probably the worst existentialist in the world "There is no inherent meaning you need to construct your own" ***Believes and chooses to live that way*** ***Finds the constructed meaning utterly unsatisfying*** Oh no

My girlfriend bought me a huge bag of a type of beans ive never used before while she was on vacation, and my beloved friend and roommate got me a very neat hat. 10/10 feeling loved

Owning the lefties, but like, in the kink way

Really looking forward to use this dress my girlfriend suggested i get to be ***extra*** at the ren faire

Everyday, going into my work, It is like being in an 8 hours long fistfight with my own brain.

Yergh, i want to start working out again, but back before transition, i wrecked my body and put on a bunch of muscle weight, and even though i know it should work differently, i am really scared to

Its giving... a mouse a cookie

Brand new way to express hunger: "my burrito has slightly worn off"

The only holy trinity i fuck with

my favorite hobby is looking hot to queer people and scary to cishet people

Without fail, kebab shops and barbecue joints have some of the best fries* *Disclaimer that i live in one of the big barbecue areas of the US, so i may have a positively skewed view of the quality of those places overall

The physical changes that come from HRT are important, and I don't want to downplay that here. I love how my body has changed from HRT. However, even if I had no physical changes from HRT whatsoever, I would still take it. Because the mental changes saved my life. A thread....

Insight from being sick: im extremely bad at sitting around not doing things

At the doctor's office today where one of my girlfriends works, getting checked in: she gets up to go leave for lunch, kisses me on the head(im in a mask), and tells me "i love you, im gonna head to lunch, good luck". The lady sitting next to me says to me: "yall remind me of my best friend"

These three Merlins-returning-from-Bermuda-in-the-20th-century-in-Disney’s-The-Sword-in-the-Stone were absolutely crushing it at the Maine Renaissance Faire today

and when your system doesn’t work very well and you ask non-ND people for advice they will be like “have you tried Not Doing That” and folks that system doesn’t work very well either

The curse of acute hearing. It is now 4AM and i am awake

It would be nice if i had time and energy for all the things i value in my life. Unfortunately, this is not the case, and this fact has eaten me for most of said life. Work, music, people to love, actual trivial hobbies. Work is the only one i don't care about on that list, yet it demands the most

Night Analyst commentary: As someone who has studied things like polling and poll interpretation, i actually find it confounding that people are trusting this poll. A huge swing like this is weird on the one hand, but more importantly, this demographic is well known as very hard to poll accurately

Queercore band called "Intrusive Thots"

Love may not be enough, but its still wonderful to have

Feminizing your villainous laugh