when i was working on my cs degree before the dotcom bust, there were many students entering the degree program in the hopes of making big money. a lot of them had no prior experience in programming, and some confided that they also had no interest in the trade beyond the payday. i used to think […]

taimi has informed me that tbone schmidt is near me but with no approach speed or direction. how long do I have to prepare the ramparts and don my armor

[corporate praise kink polo shirt] I'm torn between leaving this as a post or putting it up on my shop.

til that ancient romans considered arugula an aphrodisiac. it's good I guess, but I wouldn't go fucking wild over it.

ran out of 5g, so I'm living that text-only lifestyle... and honestly it's not all bad

after overrunning Christmas and claiming Carhartt in the name of "trade", a new front has opened in the gays' war on straight culture https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDcHBgVsGvE

if you see the number 69 you say "nice", and if you see the number 609 you day "noice"

[selfie with eye content and extreme unpacking in background] oh heya happy saturday and such

[double entendre] we're walking in from the porch. she's got her hands full. the front door is latched. @rho : can you handle the knob? me, looking back with a smirk: _can I handle the knob?_

[lewd, ph~, shitpost but actually sorta neat] today, before orgasm: exhausted, hrv low, hr spikes while trying to get around and do light chores. today, after orgasm: rhr nice and low, hrv boosted, change posture and hr doesn't spike house, md: this patient needs more orgasms

gn folks

getting a match request from a cute femme that clearly states "monogamy only" in her bio, while my bio clearly states "not into monogamy" dating sites amirite

[selfie with eye contact and tired girl] new selfie zone. also, new food photography background (if I can tame the reflections)

hey chat, is it bad when the allergy forecast says "❌️ NO"

Still a fave... #mastodon #fediverse #comics

[selfie with eye contact and shorteralls] heya wildcats, gm and et cetera. beware, i live

[ph~] now to play my new favorite daily games: "what will i be able to eat without pain", and "how slowly can i drink this"

[mh--] Oops wish i hadn't seen that 《 FOMO has entered the arena 》

[kink, shitpost] _sub makes her selection from the impact menu_ "an _excellent_ choice madame. it will pair well with your whine."

of the folks I've seen while sitting in this clinic, I think we're at 50% masked! which is the highest I've seen since.... early 2020 none of the providers, tho 🙄

remember when blogs were just plaintext. or is this just a false memory

[ph~] a diet that simultaneously tries to accommodate pots, ibs, and upper gi issues is perfect for the person that also hates chewing

me: ok, gotta get up slowly out of bed. sit on the side of the bed and drink my sports drink so my dysregulated systems can slowly adjust to my upright position. giant moth who also just woke up: oh heck it's light outside YEAH let's fly around everywhere in this room BLESSED LIGHT me […]

the urge to categorize the folks I see on dating apps... the bots! the chasers! the one-bad pic/no-bios! the ask-me-anythings! and dozens more ✨️

[somewhat lewd, body part talk] on one hand: I'm actually sorta liking the thinned out bush that is growing back from missing several sessions in a row on the other hand: I finally thought of a good fupa tat idea and, you know, it'd be nice for the canvas to be clear for that :blobfoxthink:

anybody got recs for a fedi app for android? tusky is adequate but I've got my gripes...

Footage from the SF Yo-Yo Club, Jun 13th 2026. #sanfrancisco #yoyo

[lewd] need to make out with someone on top of me until i can't move or think this is both for libidinous reasons and because I could really use a good pass-out sleep sesh

saw a BMW with a vanity plate of EDELWEIB and I'm still thinkin' about it

oh yeah, I finished this a week ago but forgot to post it happy pride!

[lewd] sometimes standing head just really hits the spot :blobfoxfloof_w_:

i'm on the pots diet i'm on the ibs diet i'm on the combination pots and ibs diet

just recalled that my second apartment had closet doors that were full length and width mirrors and those were totally wasted on me at the time

we studied the user analytics for a year to figure out what players loved most, and the answer? pressing up to heal. the humble estus flask has gone unsung long enough ESTUS QUEST Things are looking up™️

a: would you ever consider using exploitation in your work? b: no, that would be wrong a: what if it was exploitation that was really cool? b: hell yeah sign me up I'll take 10

[selfie with eye contact and also boobs] can i offer you a nice set of tits in this trying time?

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two-e gets named, three-e is born

the origin of the handle

[review of Master of the Flying Guillotine, light spoilers] A film that knows what it's about: setting up various fighters, mostly via fight scenes, and then running through the plot via more fight scenes. The English dub is OK, though there are multiple places where the dub will stop and you […]

[a whisper of lewdnesd] woke up twice from dreams of hot makeout sessions. omg body, please let me recover before turning the horn back up

Two-E

[lewd, ph~] the mystery of POTS: - stand up too quickly in the morning: hr 115 - have a dozen orgasms from getting head: hr 70 guess my body is optimized for just one thing

[tits, graphically portrayed] may this no frills photograph of my boobs find you well on this pride month

fred durst playing mario: 🎶I DID IT ALL FOR TANUKI 🎶(WHAT) 🎶TANUKI

home stretch

[review of Trans Europ Express - spoilers, kink] it's a movie that wants to have fun, and wants you to have fun, and is willing to fuck with you to achieve those goals. says something about me that i enjoyed it as such. contains kink that is actually part of the plot! also, trains. 5 out of 5 […]