When people have to remind you that Ed and Lorraine Warren were bad people. theonion.com/man-always-g...

“Well, I wrote (a) hit play (and directed it, so I’m not sweating it either)”

“And though generative A.I. was trained on the work of human creators, so were you: Every show you’ve watched, every script you’ve read, surely left its mark. You have no cause to apologize.” If I have to explain the flaw in this logic, you are too fucked to fix. 🖕 www.nytimes.com/2025/10/04/m...

It’s such a flawless and robust system! They punitively blocked my Apple Card this summer because I disputed a charge in June. I can show timestamps on the statement confirming I was double-charged for the same tap… OMNY’s just like, “nah fuck you get a different credit card”

Just letting you guys know you can safely disregard any PTA oeuvre ranking that puts Licorice Pizza at the bottom

We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.

The Last Jedi :: One Battle After Another

Netflix should also do something like this for Wake Up Dead Man - except instead of a paperback book, which obviously makes no sense, they should release a Glass Onion 4K disc. /cc @rianjohnson.bsky.social

See y'all Thursday at Cinema Village ✌️

Something nice about seeing filmmakers with the power to get something made and released wide using the opportunity to say fuck white supremacists.

Sinners, Eddington, One Battle After Another… been a good year for talented filmmakers meeting the moment

One Battle After Another and Sinners both lay out a formula for cinema success: diverse movies where white nationalists get duffed in the most graphic way possible shot and presented in increasingly baroque high resolution formats.

ONE BATTLE AFTER ANOTHER is Paul Thomas Anderson's Antifa Masterwork (of course I'm publishing this late on a Saturday night) www.patreon.com/posts/one-ba...

PTA’s taking Best Picture this year. #onebattleafteranother

President Facebook Grandpa

I know they retired MetroCards but did they have to retire air conditioning on the subway cars, too? It’s like 200% humidity guys what the fuck are we doing here.

There are tons of hypergrowth ideas, they just involve actually creating something.

new scam going around where they hire you for a job but pay you less than the value your labor produced

You simply cannot make me spend my time on this stuff. Oh the president said Tylenol causes autism? Well it doesn't. No I'm not going to pore through research papers to prove it to you. That's not what my time is for. My time is for playing videogames and gazing lovingly at my wife.

"fearing or regulating it, or opposing technological progress, would hasten the coming of the Antichrist, Thiel said" what the fuck

I guess if my career had fizzled after co-staring in three Star Wars films, I too might be tempted to constantly whine to the press about all the ways I think they fucked up so my name occasionally floats back into some click bait headlines.

The increasing degree to which the rest of the world ignores the insane rantings of America will have long-lasting consequences in political power alignment, trade, business development, science and technology, travel and tourism, and arts, culture, and entertainment.

Just letting you guys know you can safely disregard any PTA oeuvre ranking that puts Licorice Pizza at the bottom

okay, i’ll bite. what’s a charliekirk?

Oh perfect timing, if we all make the first screenings of the day, they’ll be completely sold out by the time we know if want to buy one. Thanks again for fueling the eBay scalper market, physical media industry!

imagine relying on AI to write your bio and then having the nerve to say you're witty and full of personality

One thing with Kimmel is that Disney went through this same thing in 2018, and we know how that worked out for them.

Not sure if many WGA-East folks are following me, but I wanted to toss out a hearty endorsement of Tom Kelly for Council. Tom hired me for my first writers assistant job. He's been a great mentor in an industry that could use more of those types.

Also folks, WGA elections are happening right now and SAG elections concluded last week. This is why it’s deeply important for members to participate in our elections for moments like this. I know people are too cool for school but vote for strong leaders of your union.

The following is a statement from the WGA on ABC’s decision to pull ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live!’

I guess every ten years they have to publish a Captain America story that lets the kids practice being Pissed Off Online about shit that barely matters

lol, okay sport

Isn't it lovely darling

Yeah it sucks when comic books do stories more provocative than ‘could Hulk beat Thor’. It’s also really awful that simply by publishing this story they’ve actually rewritten history and now Captain America is a real guy who refused to shoot Hitler when he had the chance. Horrible stuff

It’s also a war crime

I should read the comic for more context but it’s really weird to see people arguing that Captain America and Wonder Woman shouldn’t even hesitate to summarily execute a prisoner in custody.

Not sure if many WGA-East folks are following me, but I wanted to toss out a hearty endorsement of Tom Kelly for Council. Tom hired me for my first writers assistant job. He's been a great mentor in an industry that could use more of those types.

Just saw a 70mm print of Ghostbusters at the Paris Theater and the experience was legitimately transcendent.

Isn't it lovely darling

they were tired of him disrespecting Rian Johnson

No use case you can come up with overrides the facts that it is: 1. Essentially unreliable 2. Built on stolen data 3. A massive environmental destructor

There is no ethical AI use.

Paramount buying Warner Bros would be a crisis unlike anything Hollywood has ever experienced. An absolute calamity. Not only for jobs up & down the industry. But for consumers too — this merger would negatively impact anyone who watches TV, movies, sports, consumes news.

Adjusted for inflation Spirited Away cost $22 million to make. The Triplets of Belleville cost $16.5 million, Cartoon Saloon's Wolfwalkers cost $14.28 million, and Oscar winner Flow cost only $4 million. These critically acclaimed, made by real people films, cost less than this pile of actual vomit.