unlikely darling
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We all know that Rey being Palpatine's granddaughter is NOT canon (don't @ me), but it's a fun AU to play with. Lots of AU's actually. 🐉💎 Pick your favorite (or 3) then scroll down to see which Rey Palpatine prompt you are. (nudity in some, they are labeled) 💎🐉
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Zack 🎲 Bammax
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By the way: aside GM, never buy Dodge again either. Dodge Brothers are the reason why companies in the US are legally mandated to prioritize shareholders over their own employees.
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Dodge v. Ford Motor Co. - Wikipedia
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dodge_v._Ford_Motor_Co
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fluttermouse 🦇
8 days ago
I can't pass up the chance to remind people that the heroine of Legally Blonde "saves" a wealthy fitness influencer from having to admit to the women she scams that she maintains her physique through surgery by knowing stuff about haircare, not by being a good lawyer. It's a bad insulting movie!
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Probably going to see Project Hail Mary a third time this weekend. I swear it's like it was made for me.
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Aaron Rupar
9 days ago
"You're spending taxpayer dollars to drink milk shirtless in a hot tub with Kid Rock. Somehow you think that's a better public health message than informing the public about the benefits of vaccines. Really? -- Rep. Linda Sanchez to RFK Jr
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Omg did y'all know unions get money from employees??? That's so evil, unlike making record profits every year by underpaying the people doing the work and giving raises that don't keep up with inflation.
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It's that time of year again. Time to sit through employer mandated anti-union propaganda. 🙄
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feeling murderous
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv)
12 days ago
Every other day it's like "male singer exposed for running sex trafficking ring with his celebrity friends" and we're supposed to be mad at Chappell Roan for not being nice enough in an imaginary encounter she never had?
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politics = morality there is literally no other positive use for religion than to guide people morally
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brian nam-sonenstein
12 days ago
this is what i meant weeks ago when i said so much of the aggressive surge in migrant policing felt like a boundary test, where a period of highly visible violence would eventually recede in favor of less visible and more "professionalized" migrant policing at a level beyond its baseline pre-trump.
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ITYSL memes 💦🥩
13 days ago
Wishing a happy Brian’s Hat Day to all who celebrate.
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sarah 🐷
14 days ago
My arm is sore
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Kat Tenbarge
14 days ago
A powerful man sexually pursuing a young woman who works for him is oppressive. It immediately limits and reshapes her future to her detriment, whether she is physically forced into it or not. It’s coercion either way, and that is why it’s so wrong. It’s an abuse of power.
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Ian Boudreau
14 days ago
People have been shocked that an AI company is offering chats with an AI Jesus for $1.99/minute but it's important to remember and respect the fact that a core part of American evangelicalism is being financially defrauded by people who claim to speak for god
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Joshua J. Friedman
15 days ago
Hello, I made you a feed of your cats watching the Artemis II splashdown
bsky.app/profile/did:...
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Andrea Pitzer
15 days ago
I've studied so many concentration camps through history that held vulnerable people in just this kind of crowded squalor. You demonize people, you demand more arrests, this is what you get. It already has its own budget and its own momentum, and is on track to go much further, unless we stop it.
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Parmiss M
17 days ago
I had created a butterfly and night-bloomer brush for another reylo piece so I thought I’d try to write Ben’s name in Persian calligraphy style with it.
#BenSoloSpringArt
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🦇☕️ DhampirsDrinkEspresso
17 days ago
Fic Update! See a Professional Chapter 4/? Rated E 9003 Words
#AltFran
Phillip and Fran aren't supposed to meet this week.
archiveofourown.org/works/646869...
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petcake 🦋
17 days ago
BYE
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REYLO NEWS y'all, a player charged the mound while ReyLo was pitching. ReyLo was ejected along with the opposing player.
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Micah
18 days ago
I don’t want to hear about brave and conflicted service members I want to hear about people sacrificing their careers to do the right thing
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Sky Marchini
18 days ago
in persian culture, telling someone "we're going to kill you all" is considered deeply offensive
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madeline odent
18 days ago
just to be clear, everyone, when 8 pm EDT comes and goes, regardless of what does or does not happen, the president still threatened genocide and war crimes and we should still impeach, arrest, and try him
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WowCoolRobot
18 days ago
the well armed part of America is (overwhelmingly) very cool with everything Trump has ever done. do people in other countries not know that?
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I thank fuck every day that I don't have a headache. (I had them almost every day for over a decade until I found the right med)
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key-lime pie
2 months ago
Give them no peace. This is not normal. Don’t let them normalize it.
5calls.org
#resist
#callyourreps
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@5calls.org
is so easy to use I promise
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I feel sick and I'm just going to work like it's a normal day. I guess this is normal now, though.
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shaun
19 days ago
i don't believe that pilot rescue story. doesn't add up
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Amy Ash
19 days ago
reporting back re: the far side of the moon
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some people just don't want to hear that not everything that confirms their priors is real
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺
20 days ago
“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián
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Amanda Mull
20 days ago
Sometimes readers are skeptical when I tell them that retailers would rather pay for self-checkout kiosks and product lockup systems and all manner of other questionable in-store tech rather than staffing because of an ideological preference for capital spending over labor spending and, well,,,
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Tried to do butterflies but the crayon isn't showing up well
#BenSoloSpringArt
#TheHuntForBenSolo
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Matt Negrin still host of Hardball on MSNBC
20 days ago
The NYT literally rewrote Trump saying “open the fuckin’ strait, you crazy bastards, or you’ll be living in hell” as: “Mr. Trump issued a new ultimatum to Iran to end its chokehold over the Strait of Hormuz”
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all of this to reset to how things war before he started the war
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Lord Businessman II
21 days ago
Taken literally this is the Times saying it doesn't have an opinion on if women should vote and I for one do take it literally
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everything is so much harder with back pain ugh
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Kelly
22 days ago
ICE has kept a disabled double amputee prisoner for over 14 months. Rodney Taylor has been denied access to his prosthetic legs. Forced to crawl across dirty floors to access food. Placed in solitary. Denied medical accommodations. They’re killing him & he needs the community to make noise!
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Her husband is a double amputee in ICE prison. She confronted Kristi Noem over its cruel conditions: ‘I have a fire inside’
Mildred Danis-Taylor dropped everything to advocate for the release of her husband, Rodney Taylor. A brutal year of legal and health challenges led her to Capitol Hill
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/mar/25/ice-immigration-prison-noem
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Did y'all know there's a MLB pitcher that fans call ReyLó??? And he's on my team 😂 (Starling is a great middle name too)
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Noll
22 days ago
Spring, for
#repostyourart
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Did y'all know there's a MLB pitcher that fans call ReyLó??? And he's on my team 😂 (Starling is a great middle name too)
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jesse
22 days ago
if you invented public libraries today, every opinion page in the country would be arguing for means tested subsidized Amazon Prime memberships
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alex ⬣
23 days ago
I know a character people like and are attempting to will back into existence
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Derf Backderf
24 days ago
Fundraiser for librarian Luanne James, who stood up to her rightwing library board that demanded she remove kids books with any trace of LBGTQ+ characters or content. "I will not comply." They sacked her and cops escorted her out. She's a hero. This banned author just donated.
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Donate to Help Luanne James in Her Time of Need, organized by Dianne M
On March 30th, the Rutherford County Library Board terminated Luanne James from her pos… Dianne M needs your support for Help Luanne James in Her Time of Need
https://www.gofundme.com/f/fsg98-help-luanne-james-in-her-time-of-need
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the spicy curry from super smash bros brawl
24 days ago
Neil "Dances with Robes" Gorsuch when told a law might negatively impact Native Americans: Death 2 Amerikkka decolonize Turtle Island unlimited genocide on the first world the Constitution means that Oklahoma exists under the sublime authority of the Sovereign Tribal Nations
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Micah
24 days ago
unfortunately for Trump the birthright citizenship question has hit this version of Neil Gorsuch
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