Hey London, new gig on the horizon 🌄 11th June 2026 @greennote.bsky.social Tickets on sale now 🎟️ wegottickets.com/f/21051

🔥Outrageous Gig Announcement!! 🔥 I can now share the deeply cool news that I will be opening for the legendary Elvis Costello at the O2 City Hall in Newcastle on 6th July for his Radio Soul Tour. 📻 Tickets on sale now: elviscostello.com/tour/

The trailer is finally here. I'm so excited we can now share 'The (First) Last Screenplay' is on the way... Congratulations to the hardworking team at Sandstorm and my lovely castmates. 🙌🏻

Feature film, coming veeery soon 📽️

Steve: did u guys get a good pic of me Dave: ya dont worry Steve: which pic did u use Mark: dont worry about it

This moron has no idea how much of a third rail this is. If he goes through with a public fight with Dunkin he will never live this down. In the words of my people "fuck ya motha."

The waiter: And what would you like today young man? My two year old:

Prove that you're human song

One final performance for @twocomehomeplay.bsky.social tonight at @lakesidetheatre.bsky.social If tickets remain they'll be found here! 🎫 lakesidetheatre.org.uk/events/two-c...

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

The German company that makes the mechanical ladder used in the Louvre heist has used the image to advertise, with the text 'When you need to move fast' 10/10 response, no notes

i think about this post every time i watch a movie

We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet

Herb Alpert got his start playing trumpet in L.A.'s public schools. He wants to help make that "magic" possible for students.

Quick question: what the fuck is anyone talking about anymore

Genuinely thought she was dressed as a Covid variant for a minute

A lovely review from @youngishpers.bsky.social for @twocomehomeplay.bsky.social

On one hand, reducing car use reduces urban pollution. But on the other, everyone likes it and cities become more livable

my roommate was trying to find the menu for a nearby bagel shop and instead found some of the most iconic slop I've ever seen. thanks food! :)

The Original Cast Recording for @twocomehomeplay.bsky.social is out today and it is haunting and moving and just so beautiful. 🎧 Listen, share and come hear it in person at The Cockpit Theatre, London this September. Tickets are on sale now 🎭 open.spotify.com/album/7l1a9A...

The trailer for Two Come Home at The Cockpit Theatre is here! www.youtube.com/watch?v=82Jh...

Two Come Home...be coming 🐎 Tickets are available now for our September run at The Cockpit Theatre in London. 🎫 www.thecockpit.org.uk/show/two_com... 🎫 @twocomehomeplay.bsky.social

🏚 Casting Announcement! Hannelore Canessa-Wright as Ashley, Michael Claff as Caleb, Joe Eason as Evan, Krista Larsen as Amy, and Ryan Williams as Jim. The cast are joined by a live band including Emily Moment, Peter Stone, and Elizabeth Cleone Hopland. 🎭 Find out more: www.twocomehomeplay.com

"why does restaurant food taste better than food cooked at home" The cook does not care if you live or die and uses salt and butter accordingly

This, to me, is real mensch shit.

Only history's greatest monsters have [squints at Fox News graphic] addressed the cost of living in practical ways.

As someone who doesn't own a movie theatre, feeling really great about this totally normal purchase

This sounds like a bit but I’m being serious: kids using chat gpt for their homework are denying themselves the invaluable experience of learning how to bullshit their way through a problem. You drink some caffeine the night before and figure it the fuck out. That’s a skill. You need it in life.

Truly all I can tell you about whatever happens in Star Wars I learned from Space Balls

I told you we’d be back

I feel like AI is dividing the professional workforce into two categories; people who heavily rely on AI, and people who are good at their jobs.