“And what is the charge? Eating a seal? A succulent Chinese seal? GET YOUR HANDS OFF MY PENIS!”

starting to think Baroness Falkner is a fucking idiot lads

nice

entered my tweed jacket era

reading Stephen Fry's books on Ancient Greece and glad I didn't read these at 13 or I'd be an underemployed classics scholar rather than an overpaid railway engineer

Your Party conference:

Vauxhall Nova Vauxhall Corsa Vauxhall Astra car free for 10 years VW Golf

I am going to this to seek final vengeance for a stolen tweet about greggs in 2018

@dasharez0ne.bsky.social shirt in da s0ft play millennial parenting

thanks for your help in this matter @slimecitymusic.bsky.social

what could have been

people saying getting linux to work is complicated but lol

happy to not do them if they'll pay me triple time to do them in the week

ban cars and then work backwards from the consequences of that

instant uninstall, sorry back to web version

industry spends well over a decade building up expertise, processes, tools and tech to deliver these jobs. government cancels them. people leave, processes and tools mothballed. reboot scheme another decade later, complain about costs of start up rinse, repeat

they're actually really good in the cold if you realise that the design assumption was you should have a coal fire going most of the day see also: why they're so mouldy as they were designed to be intentionally "draughty" to allow for smoke extraction, you seal that up and the water can't get out

average bluesky poster

imagine doing an interview in Socialist Worker fucking hell

Higher quality cos I'm a sicko

there's something to be said about elected politicians cutting hard as fuck promos

I will support any New York mayoral candidate who admits bodegas are just convenience stores and everywhere in the world has them

weird that they've called it Your Party given they're actively courting people who are scared of pronouns

hit da bricks

defining this entirely as a skill issue

check the nick of this fuckin parking man

miss that there's not an actual social network these days, posting pictures of my son for my aunt is simply not possible on a website run by an insane fascist

modern problems need modern solutions

THEY'RE NATURE'S LABUBU, COOP. CONKERS. GEN Z ARE UNBOXING THEM DOWN AT QUANTICO

PROBATION (1 month) DGM_2 Fuck off, JK Rowling. https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=187486#frompost548946246

where the fuck did @theguardian.com get this rail map of the UK which is missing the entire West Highland Line and all of the Ayrshire branches lmao

internet is gubbed lads, we're free

rest in piss ian watkins, not pro death penalty but would have made an exception you massive cunt

just been complimented on my @slimecitymusic.bsky.social T-shirt on the Tenement Trail

praise be to our lord and saviour

MP3s are still very available folks

Gavin has shown himself unfit to be President. This is why we should let our current President take a third term, despite his age. Who cares what the constitution says.

ACAB includes Paw Patrol

probably an unfair comparison but he's the same age as Daniel Radcliffe, Nicholas Holt and Taylor Swift lmao

This is one of those online guys isn't it?

have bikepilled my son so hard that if anyone picks him up from nursery in the car he cries and demands the bike

FAO @thelouvreof.bsky.social

Fred Dibnah has returned... and he's woke now!!

representing @slimecitymusic.bsky.social on the laptop now, thanks for the tshirt michaels

boriswave sounds like the worst sort of music you've ever heard chaphop electronica

"identity politics nonsense" 🚩🚩🚨🚨

orange order have let themselves go

kids these days cannot use the computer

what is my crime, drinking a pint? a succulent pint?