BREAKING: Rise in wet people linked to more people standing in rain. Stunning work from the BBC here. Next week: increase in headaches linked to people hitting themselves with frying pans. Give the reporter a Pulitzer.

"Trump lied today" is a sentence that's true on any day you choose to say it.

If journalists had any integrity and courage, they would boycott the White House Correspondents Dinner. It should be as empty as a TPUSA event.

Highly recommended.

A man who has committed adultery, fraud and sexual assault is now threatening the Pope whilst explaining what Jesus would have wanted. One almost regrets being an atheist, this is precisely the sort of thing one would pray to be spared.

There's nowhere safe to swim in England, literally not one fucking river and no beaches. BBC News - Sewage pollutes beach for more than two weeks #SWWater www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

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The Telegraph, alarmed that a party currently holding four parliamentary seats might one day govern Britain and immediately summon 4.4 million migrants, has helpfully commissioned a graph. One admires the precision of the hysteria.

@mrjamesob.bsky.social British oil & gas for British people : What I find remarkable is how those who championed privatisation most loudly now appear to have forgotten it ever happened, with quite extraordinary ease.

Yeah, me too little fella, me too.!

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Today is day 127 of the ICE occupation of MN. ICE is still here. Neighbors are still being abducted. So we’re here too. Still carrying whistles. Still standing watch in our neighborhoods. Still doing mutual aid. Still fighting for ICE OUT EVERYWHERE.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

The President of the United States commemorates Easter by threatening war crimes and dropping an F-bomb We need a new president, immediately, insomuch as this one has lost all control over his faculties

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I don't think I've ever seen anyone so ready to board a train in my life.!

Dubai’s top British influencers have been fulsome in their praise for the UAE Government as the Iran war continues. Speaking from jail, one said, “They quite rightly locked me up for tweeting a video of a drone blowing up my apartment.” From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

I'm not typically a fan of shaming anyone about their body, but this is arguably the exception I'm going to allow..

You can see pretty clearly when the President decided to reassure a worried nation.

We Value You. Now Touch the Screen. open.substack.com/pub/snasty/p...

Many will know my catch phrase but let’s hear it one more time for tonight’s gig at the Bill Murray in Islington. “Tickets still available” www.angelcomedy.co.uk/event-detail...

A man whose country needed Britain's intelligence, bases, and blood to fight every serious conflict since 1939 now suggests we weren't there for him. The ingratitude is matched only by the ignorance.

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Two absolute legends of real alternative comedy at the Troy Club this Wednesday! troyclubcomedy.com

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Canadian PM Mark Carney 🇨🇦 says criminals exploit “irresponsible American gun laws” and weak U.S. border enforcement to move illegal firearms into Canada, saying U.S. platforms have become “seas of racism, misogyny, antisemitism, Islamophobia, and hate.” #cdnpoli

Paul McNamara conducting a good interview with the ever slippery Farage. #C4News

From Snake to Serpent: How Big Tech Slithered Into Your Children's Bedrooms open.substack.com/pub/conventu...

Yup Part of the reason I didn't get another #Tesla

Optimistic timeline. Institutions can be rebuilt, laws restored, alliances repaired. But Trump normalized shamelessness, revealed democratic fragility, and demonstrated that consequences don't apply to power. That corruption metastasized through millions of enablers.

I'm not much liking this chap. #C4News

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@mrjamesob.bsky.social Parsing lies between liars yields little truth.

Obama will always be the better man.

Reform told the same lie about North Sea oil last week. It's a different Reform tit saying it this week, but it's the same lie. #bbcqt

Correspondents like this lady from #C4News risk so much to keep us informed. I'm continually impressed. If it wasn't for people like her we'd have nothing but the governments version of events..!

“He is, of course, a serial liar & prone to espousing completely contradictory positions within moments of each other.” It is extraordinary to me that journalists continue to ‘analyse’ Donald Trump without adding this constant caveat. It does readers, listeners & viewers a grave disservice.

"Before Spotify ruined everything, this is how we carried our music to parties. Took three D-batteries the size of bricks and gave you shoulders like a weightlifter. Now look at us - streaming millions of songs but we can't lift a shopping bag!"

OpenAI head of robotics just resigned over company deal with the Pentagon saying… “Surveillance of Americans without judicial oversight and lethal autonomy without human authorization are lines that deserved more deliberation than they got”

The "special relationship" reduced to: grovel when summoned, accept abuse always.

Israeli spokesman warning on imminent nuclear threats against them is tediously familiar. #C4News