The White Horse & Bower, Horseferry Road, SW1.

Dearie me.

Life hack! Move to Rome, befriend a wealthy American under false premises, make the situation sexually ambiguous, and then murder them and take their identity.

Magnificent. Don’t mess with Hull.

👇 Rinse and repeat.

Wisdom. And not always just for the weaker teams, I would suggest.

Kemi lost her head at PMQs - and afterwards too. It's not the first time. She's compared me to a Gestapo officer. I wonder what it is about a working class woman driving record investment in state schools by ending private schools' tax breaks that the Tories hate so much.

Ignore all the hysterical tabloid bullshit. Ed Miliband is a good choice for chancellor inews.co.uk/opinion/ever...

Bravo, sir

Get the point, but isn’t there something to be admired in a disciplined defensive performance which we were unable to break down? It’s not basketball. “Dullest game” is harsh, it was just a different technical game. This perspective probably comes from being a Hull City fan….

“Seeing Neanderthal misogynists go nuts online is part of the fun, because any right-minded human being who you or I would wish to converse with can see Emma Hayes’ delivery is authoritative and engaging.” www.nytimes.com/athletic/738...

Well, this is one of the best things I have read in a long, long time - thank you Simon Skinner!! I clearly need to buy the book - incoming @jonawils.bsky.social 👍👍

Unhinged.

“Additional wood to chop”. A four-funnelled ocean-going cunt and no mistake.

Complete twat.

“There’s a mismatch between soccer as it actually exists throughout the US and the red-meat Americana of Fox’s World Cup coverage, and no one better embodies this incongruence than the network’s resident carrot” Aaron Timms on Alexi Lalas. For @theguardian.com www.theguardian.com/football/202...

They're dumping slimy, green peroxide water from the Reflecting Pool back into the Potomac. #dc @popville.bsky.social

They’re calling it the quote on British politics that ended the need for all other quotes

Completely gone.

*long, drawn-out trombone sound*

Stepping back in time today.

🤣

Oh Dear England

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Complete thunderc*nt.

It is quite strange to listen to political coverage currently, even from mainstream sources, and remember that net migration has quartered since its peak, and is likely to fall to Cameron's tens of thousands target next year and this has made no difference to the discourse.

#ceasefire 🤡

Jesus Christ. 🤡

What you do have as a mayor though is a machine that will curb your enthusiasm to say something that will come back and bite you. The GM machine absolutely did/does do that. Have often felt it’s no coincidence that mistakes have historically happened around conference, when the machine steps back

Feels like a bit like the mayor still has his mayor head on. If you’re mayor you can of course say waspi women need the money, national insurance should be lower lower, the student loans system is terrible. Because you don’t normally want to run any of it in a few weeks

Complete 🤡.

This. 👇

Hang this in the fuckin louvre

Agree with every single word of this. I honestly thought England - and English cricket - for all our failings had put this sort of silliness and hypocrisy behind us. Apparently not. www.theguardian.com/sport/2026/j...

From an overfed middle-aged white man.

Amazing.

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Just in case you didn’t realise Michael Spicer is here.

Paul Chuckle. #tome

I don't just want J D Vance to go to hell. I want him to go to the ancient Greek hell where food/water is always just out of reach or he has to push a rock up a hill forever.

MAGNIFICENT!!!

Buy this, it’s ace.

Scum.

Magnificent picture.

Martin Wolf's admirably succinct list of the pros and cons of AI.

"Pure cold rage" is the language of a demagogue whose only wish is to incite racial tension. The investigative process is anathema to Farage, because he only wants the quick political gain of exploiting the murder of a young man. He does so from the safe bubble his private donors bought for him.

See you next Tuesday alert.

Southampton/Eckert still issuing astounding statements. They really do not get it. The FA needs to expedite its own enquiry and deliver severe consequences (to include the owner now too). Every “apology” is followed by mealy-mouthed and pathetic explanation. If I was an #sfc fan I would be aghast.