Good coffee is like good pussy: It make you scream so fucking loud

okay thank you for recommending me this youtube i will watch them all i love being a slave to my own anger 🫡🫡🫡

au: this is what isaac would look like if he was a little marcianito from space

His original direction from Miyamoto was to deliver a plain masculine voice for Mario. Charles was so hopped up on coke that he gave an insane, over the top, enthusiastic line delivery. Unfortunately they had limited recording time, they couldn't re-record, so they had to use it. The rest is history

Weird Al song called "Wood" that describes different types of wood in precise detail

normally i only post art on newgrounds but fuck it im gonna post some here too. heres this

pipis

scary ass song i made quickly #beepbox tinyurl.com/28z5r9yj

Who's up for some AI? #ArtificialInspiration

Trying EVERY Undertale Route In Real Life! (Pacifist, Neutral, Genocide)

"mental illness can also be caused by thinking about The Character" haha yeah. Solar Plexus Clown Gliders

I got hit by lightning for 30 days and the results are , well , Not good

Humm hummm

My fortrun fanartt

imagine you work for the IDF and u get the "But nobody came" screen

making happy songs telling your ex you hate her or something is very whitecore

60 year old crackhead in youtube comments: Yes but

This in-store display for a 2019 line of official Mario clothing is possibly the most inaccurate Super Mario Bros. artwork ever used in an official capacity. Nearly every element of the image is either wrongly sized, misaligned, or placed in a nonsensical manner.

mario experiences apartheid

No no no. Im from italy and this is not how you fucking do it. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself this is not traditional so its fucking bad. Ok my nona (i have to say nona instead of grandma so you know im italian) makes it with soffrito (not that you would know what that is because you're fucking stupid)

Just to save you.

Looky

You just werent there.

I am great because of my goodness

I am not evil I am wonderful addition to this earth you are lucky that I am exits

tinyurl.com/22jgnra6 #beepbox

Ouddy. You cant even begin to comprehend

"its ok the technology will get better" No it wont

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again

flushing my meds down the toilet. to save Israel

WIFE: Im coming over at 2pm to yell at you for wearing the wrong shirt . ME: All my shirts are correct. By the way; Im Fucking DIVORCING you

im not a ho and if i was being a ho my boys would tell me to stop being a ho and i would stop doing it

you cant read auras stupid ass . you can barely read English

did they even have news in the 1960s?? what were these people talking about. "oh theyre making a new smothers brother" Shut the fuck up man

ever y time i see like 200 fireworks going off I imagine that theyre being shot at an aliens ufo just rocking the shit out of his stupid ass

animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

I cannot emphasize enough how true & real this is. In almost anywhere on the political spectrum you ID with or major issue, there’s probably a bot/troll operation to encourage your rage and vitriol. And how/where that rage gets directed, esp understandable rage, is what they are out to influence.

(opens sony vegas) Vegas: The video "Peewee taking a shit ASMR.mp4 is missing. Want to find it?" Me : Uh Mmy mom: Who the fuck is Peewee Peewee:

DELTABLAST. BONUS. the bonus I was paid for. Yes, commission Just Lightners Live Ralsei #deltarune #deltarunefanart #deltarunechapter3 #Ralsei #lightnerslive #raiseupyourbat

heres some Jazz bullshit i made fairly quickly tinyurl.com/yl85tovq #beepbox #slarmoosbox

Suu

Mercys

Moreguy

Every ever again

You will not believe