I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.

You can notice this real quick if you play it enough - your first board or two after not playing for a bit will tend to give you exactly the cards you need, but each subsequent run the odds of you getting the cards needed get more and more remote.

People were asking if there’s Solitaire behind the dark patterns and… not really? It’s more dark patterns - the Solitaire framing gives them a bunch of unrevealed cards they can determine the value of as needed to either make you win (feels good) or lose (forcing you to spend money to keep going)

In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)

not sure whats happening rn where 2 random businesses do the weirdest crossover imaginable and present it like its the most life altering thing of all time

ok so you know these comics where its like annoying person gets owned by my correct side or whatever? i used to make these when i was like 11 except the annoying person got brutally murdered, i think more people should make comics like this

NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans. Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for. futurism.com/future-socie...

I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being. Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.

recreation of a dream where i saw the chapter 5 intro #DELTARUNE #deltarunefanart

it's true. (check the credits im fucking

This cool game I'm in just came out! You can hear me as Mezel. They told me my character's inspiration was that he's a loose parody of the fucking main guy from Hunt Down the Freeman and I was like, "I'm working with geniuses." bsky.app/profile/myth...

Shut Your Mouth, White Boy... The era of the "Yiik-Like" Is About To Begin .

"this movie/game/book will change your life" but i don't want it changed!! stop!!! make a piece of media that has absolutely NO effect on my life for once

Huge potential

me seing a fucking poker card: holy shit its the cards from blackjack

Good coffee is like good pussy: It make you scream so fucking loud

okay thank you for recommending me this youtube i will watch them all i love being a slave to my own anger 🫡🫡🫡

au: this is what isaac would look like if he was a little marcianito from space

His original direction from Miyamoto was to deliver a plain masculine voice for Mario. Charles was so hopped up on coke that he gave an insane, over the top, enthusiastic line delivery. Unfortunately they had limited recording time, they couldn't re-record, so they had to use it. The rest is history

Weird Al song called "Wood" that describes different types of wood in precise detail

normally i only post art on newgrounds but fuck it im gonna post some here too. heres this

pipis

scary ass song i made quickly #beepbox tinyurl.com/28z5r9yj

Who's up for some AI? #ArtificialInspiration

Trying EVERY Undertale Route In Real Life! (Pacifist, Neutral, Genocide)

"mental illness can also be caused by thinking about The Character" haha yeah. Solar Plexus Clown Gliders

I got hit by lightning for 30 days and the results are , well , Not good

Humm hummm

My fortrun fanartt

imagine you work for the IDF and u get the "But nobody came" screen

making happy songs telling your ex you hate her or something is very whitecore

60 year old crackhead in youtube comments: Yes but

This in-store display for a 2019 line of official Mario clothing is possibly the most inaccurate Super Mario Bros. artwork ever used in an official capacity. Nearly every element of the image is either wrongly sized, misaligned, or placed in a nonsensical manner.

mario experiences apartheid

No no no. Im from italy and this is not how you fucking do it. Fuck you. Go fuck yourself this is not traditional so its fucking bad. Ok my nona (i have to say nona instead of grandma so you know im italian) makes it with soffrito (not that you would know what that is because you're fucking stupid)

Just to save you.

Looky

You just werent there.

I am great because of my goodness

I am not evil I am wonderful addition to this earth you are lucky that I am exits

tinyurl.com/22jgnra6 #beepbox

Ouddy. You cant even begin to comprehend

"its ok the technology will get better" No it wont

every day without a Pope is another knife shoved directly into my skull . this is kony 2012 all over again