the last lemon tree 🍋 tinyurl.com/3d7da5h3 no clue where these song ideas keep coming from i must have been a medieval bard at some point #beepbox #ultrabox

tinyurl.com/29y3rc8f #beepbox #ultrabox vaguely orientalist music

shoutout to this old screenshot of a comment i left 12 years ago

An early test build of DELTARUNE Chapter 3 containing an unused design for The Roaring Knight has leaked online, no other changes were noted. #UNDERTALE #DELTARUNE

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That new ch5 enemy #deltarune

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part of why we need diversity in game development btw. one person's unremarkable everyday life can be another's "whoah this worldbuilding is insane"

(looking at pre-2023 soulless corporate artwork) (eyes misty with fond reminiscence) they paid a person to draw that

#spamton #spamtonneo

Yeah, I dont know where the "No nerfs" crowd came from, but they are a loud cult that seems to infect every game community now. They seriously need to touch grass. I agree with most of the changes I read in the notes. I'm excited to jump back in.

People be like "The scariest thing a human can experience is drowning". They clearly have never had to release a balance patch for a popular game on steam

Trivia quiz booklet handed out at a Nintendo of America event in 2008, with a bizarre cover depicting Donkey Kong with the caption "Touched by Nintendo".

Super Mario Sunshine contains a mysterious Threefold Unobtainable Water Bottle during the Mecha-Bowser battle that is protected from being obtained by three successively insurmountable protections for an unknown reason.

>looking for a new Mario >ask the game store cashier if the Mario is creepy or wet >she doesnt understand >pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet >she laughs and says “it’s a good Mario sir” >buy the new Mario >its wet

Mario & Luigi: Dream Team contains various unused test rooms in its files. One of these is the "two dead Luigis" test room, which is identical to the Mushrise Park entrance from the finished game, except there are two Luigis lying on the ground. The Luigis are unresponsive.

what what do you mean

In Super Mario 64, if a shell-less Koopa bumps into Mario while he is asleep, he will enter a "sleepwalking" state, where all of his voice sounds are replaced by snoring. He will continue snoring even when being shot out of a cannon; the only way to wake him up is to harm him.

Snob Doesn’t Think Audiobook Counts As Real Porn

"’Hello! It seems that you have a great time playing with Super Mario aren't you?’ ’Nope. I think this game has glitch.‘"

They're doing new experiments. They're doing new experiements on me. They're making me stronger

theres this specific kind of youtuber where their entire career is complaining about the game industry and gushing about how much they love old and indie games but for some reason never touching a single old/indie game and choosing to instead keep up with all AAA gaming just to complain (1/2)

>video called "You are being lied to about X" >look inside >also lies

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In Super Mario World, green berries increase the timer. By strategically eating them to make the timer pass 100 multiple times, the music can be sped up repeatedly. It turns out that the music engine cannot handle more than 20 speed-ups, and slows down to a crawl instead.

In Mario vs. Donkey Kong, Polterguys are Shy Guys that turn into blocks. Due to the game's camera using massive amounts of foreshortening, they must compensate for it. To appear perfectly cubical, they are actually immensely long.

"bro it's literally unplayable without mods I can't go back"

Thank you for enjoying this concept art, please take a look at the gameplay below.

Deltarune if Tony Fox knew what he was doing

Mario themed cock ring. Makes coin noises during sex. If it detects you playing a fangame it cuts your dick off. $900

I thought Michael was joking. Michael is not joking.

You can notice this real quick if you play it enough - your first board or two after not playing for a bit will tend to give you exactly the cards you need, but each subsequent run the odds of you getting the cards needed get more and more remote.

People were asking if there’s Solitaire behind the dark patterns and… not really? It’s more dark patterns - the Solitaire framing gives them a bunch of unrevealed cards they can determine the value of as needed to either make you win (feels good) or lose (forcing you to spend money to keep going)

In case you were wondering what it’s like to boot a free to play mobile game in 2025

we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)

not sure whats happening rn where 2 random businesses do the weirdest crossover imaginable and present it like its the most life altering thing of all time

ok so you know these comics where its like annoying person gets owned by my correct side or whatever? i used to make these when i was like 11 except the annoying person got brutally murdered, i think more people should make comics like this

NEW: Elon Musk's Grok chatbot will, with minimal prompting, provide residential addresses of everyday Americans. Prompts as simple as "[name] address" immediately returned accurate home addresses of private citizens — alongside other personal info we didn't ask for. futurism.com/future-socie...

I'm begging any artists still using Twitter claiming it's integral to their work to just leave. It's been revealed the site works off a made up "credit score" from hell and punishes you for posting like a normal human being. Abandon Twitter for good. It's time. It's been time.