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i made Cookie Clicker. it was an accident
i'm having a lovely last day of the year and everything is exploding outside so i coded some fireworks today! absolutely no concern for performance this WILL make your phone heat up
orteil.dashnet.org/fireworks.html
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i really really do not believe everything should be an electron app, especially not OS elements. leave javascript to us freaks we know the evil we're dealing with
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Tomas Sala
25 days ago
This is is getting kids hooked thru gambling mechanics. These are all the same tricks used by online gambling. Coded for kids. Its fucking the grossest thing. It makes me be ashamed to be in the same industry. Burn it with fire.
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Eurogamer
about 2 months ago
"One of the most brilliant programmers around" - tributes pour in as Interplay co-founder Rebecca Heineman passes away
www.eurogamer.net/one-of-the-m...
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we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
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Rebecca Heineman
3 months ago
I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle
gofund.me/6850175a3
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Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
I’m Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creat… Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
https://gofund.me/6850175a3
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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference
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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks!
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
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European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home
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wahoo
www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DAl...
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Cookie Clicker - Official Console Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Playsaurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DAlpVLBFYA
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Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation
8 months ago
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imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury
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_Deadkat 🥐
8 months ago
The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.
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it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now
9 months ago
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they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit
9 months ago
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i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best
9 months ago
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learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in
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i live for this shit
add a skeleton here at some point
9 months ago
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making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems
10 months ago
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ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores
10 months ago
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hmm. bad
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11 months ago
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hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon! we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
11 months ago
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this was too on-brand for me not to buy it
11 months ago
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Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)
about 1 year ago
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the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe
about 1 year ago
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they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade
about 1 year ago
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decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder
about 1 year ago
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kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec
about 1 year ago
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this account's first proper announcement: Cookie Clicker on Steam now has proper Mac support! (still a very new addition so do let us know about any bugs or strangeness you may encounter!)
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
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Cookie Clicker on Steam
An idle game about making cookies! Originally released in 2013 on the web, and actively developed since then. This is the official version for Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/Cookie_Clicker/
about 1 year ago
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look at my dawg
about 1 year ago
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golly
about 1 year ago
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