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i made Cookie Clicker. it was an accident
inversion of the idle genre would be to make a game where you micromanage absolutely everything. it's a turn-based simulation game and if you don't instruct a character to breathe during their turn they just die
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always interesting when i see a french person online engaged in the traditional french art of webcomic blogging. other artists occasionally indulge in this too (hourly comics etc) but drawing regular webcomics about your life has been enduringly endemic to France since at least 2003. i was there
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part of why we need diversity in game development btw. one person's unremarkable everyday life can be another's "whoah this worldbuilding is insane"
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hey i made this in 2 days for april fool's. check it out
orteil.dashnet.org/emojigacha/
16 days ago
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make the fire dog bipedal on its first evo. next evo remove the legs entirely
about 2 months ago
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probably not a controversial opinion but my favorite game by far in UFO50 was Mini & Max. go my mold spore
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guy who pronounces onion like orion
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simply uninterested in a castlevania game that's not pixel art. sorry
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don't trust anything they call "centaurs" in a horror setting it's always some fucked up shit
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i think whatever replaces Discord should let us move little avatars around. this has nothing to do with my "bring physicality to social media" agenda i just think it'd be a good rational sensible thing to have. oh yeah and give them little pixel art outfits & items too (my breath gets heavier,)
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oh yeah fuck ICE
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nina matsumoto ๐ธ
3 months ago
they asked me to design a Cookie Clicker shirt. I said are you sure??
www.fangamer.com/collections/...
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if you've ever wanted a little Cookie Clicker cookie keychain that really clicks or a really badass shirt with an old lady on it, then you're in luck because Fangamer happens to have released JUST THAT
fanga.me/r/cookie-cli...
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Cookie Clicker
Shop official Cookie Clicker t-shirts and keychains at Fangamer
https://fanga.me/r/cookie-clicker-collection
3 months ago
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i'm having a lovely last day of the year and everything is exploding outside so i coded some fireworks today! absolutely no concern for performance this WILL make your phone heat up
orteil.dashnet.org/fireworks.html
4 months ago
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i really really do not believe everything should be an electron app, especially not OS elements. leave javascript to us freaks we know the evil we're dealing with
4 months ago
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Tomas Sala
4 months ago
This is is getting kids hooked thru gambling mechanics. These are all the same tricks used by online gambling. Coded for kids. Its fucking the grossest thing. It makes me be ashamed to be in the same industry. Burn it with fire.
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Eurogamer
5 months ago
"One of the most brilliant programmers around" - tributes pour in as Interplay co-founder Rebecca Heineman passes away
www.eurogamer.net/one-of-the-m...
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we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)
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Rebecca Heineman
7 months ago
Iโve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle
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Donate to Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer, organized by Rebecca Heineman
Iโm Rebecca Ann Heineman. The very first video game champion, creatโฆ Rebecca Heineman needs your support for Help Rebecca Ann Heineman Fight Aggressive Cancer
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animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference
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if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks!
eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...
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European Citizens' Initiative
Give your support !
https://eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#/screen/home
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wahoo
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Cookie Clicker - Official Console Announcement Trailer
YouTube video by Playsaurus
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-DAlpVLBFYA
11 months ago
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Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation
11 months ago
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imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury
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_Deadkat ๐ฅ
11 months ago
The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.
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it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now
12 months ago
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they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit
about 1 year ago
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i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best
about 1 year ago
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learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in
about 1 year ago
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i live for this shit
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about 1 year ago
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making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems
about 1 year ago
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ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores
about 1 year ago
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hmm. bad
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about 1 year ago
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hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon! we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!!
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
about 1 year ago
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this was too on-brand for me not to buy it
about 1 year ago
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Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)
over 1 year ago
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the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe
over 1 year ago
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they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade
over 1 year ago
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decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder
over 1 year ago
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kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec
over 1 year ago
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this account's first proper announcement: Cookie Clicker on Steam now has proper Mac support! (still a very new addition so do let us know about any bugs or strangeness you may encounter!)
store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...
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Cookie Clicker on Steam
An idle game about making cookies! Originally released in 2013 on the web, and actively developed since then. This is the official version for Steam.
https://store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/Cookie_Clicker/
over 1 year ago
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look at my dawg
over 1 year ago
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golly
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