we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

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Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation

imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury

The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.

it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now

they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit

i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best

learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in

i live for this shit

making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems

ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores

hmm. bad

hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon! we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!! store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...

this was too on-brand for me not to buy it

Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)

the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe

they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade

decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder

kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec

this account's first proper announcement: Cookie Clicker on Steam now has proper Mac support! (still a very new addition so do let us know about any bugs or strangeness you may encounter!) store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...

look at my dawg

golly