(looking at pre-2023 soulless corporate artwork) (eyes misty with fond reminiscence) they paid a person to draw that

(unfamiliar with Sir Mix-a-lot) I am pleased to hear your baby returned safely

inversion of the idle genre would be to make a game where you micromanage absolutely everything. it's a turn-based simulation game and if you don't instruct a character to breathe during their turn they just die

always interesting when i see a french person online engaged in the traditional french art of webcomic blogging. other artists occasionally indulge in this too (hourly comics etc) but drawing regular webcomics about your life has been enduringly endemic to France since at least 2003. i was there

part of why we need diversity in game development btw. one person's unremarkable everyday life can be another's "whoah this worldbuilding is insane"

hey i made this in 2 days for april fool's. check it out orteil.dashnet.org/emojigacha/

make the fire dog bipedal on its first evo. next evo remove the legs entirely

probably not a controversial opinion but my favorite game by far in UFO50 was Mini & Max. go my mold spore

guy who pronounces onion like orion

simply uninterested in a castlevania game that's not pixel art. sorry

don't trust anything they call "centaurs" in a horror setting it's always some fucked up shit

i think whatever replaces Discord should let us move little avatars around. this has nothing to do with my "bring physicality to social media" agenda i just think it'd be a good rational sensible thing to have. oh yeah and give them little pixel art outfits & items too (my breath gets heavier,)

oh yeah fuck ICE

they asked me to design a Cookie Clicker shirt. I said are you sure?? www.fangamer.com/collections/...

if you've ever wanted a little Cookie Clicker cookie keychain that really clicks or a really badass shirt with an old lady on it, then you're in luck because Fangamer happens to have released JUST THAT fanga.me/r/cookie-cli...

i'm having a lovely last day of the year and everything is exploding outside so i coded some fireworks today! absolutely no concern for performance this WILL make your phone heat up orteil.dashnet.org/fireworks.html

i really really do not believe everything should be an electron app, especially not OS elements. leave javascript to us freaks we know the evil we're dealing with

This is is getting kids hooked thru gambling mechanics. These are all the same tricks used by online gambling. Coded for kids. Its fucking the grossest thing. It makes me be ashamed to be in the same industry. Burn it with fire.

"One of the most brilliant programmers around" - tributes pour in as Interplay co-founder Rebecca Heineman passes away www.eurogamer.net/one-of-the-m...

we lost our way when disk space started allowing for fully-voiced game protagonists. the only things i want to hear out of my character's mouth is "uhmf" (jumping) or "oueurghh" (mauled by bear)

I’ve started a GoFundMe to help with my cancer battle gofund.me/6850175a3

animation seems hard i deadass can't tell the difference

if you're in Europe PLEASE consider signing the Stop Destroying Games initiative. the deadline is July 31st 2025. it aims to create legislation for publishers to stop killing the games you pay for and to provide an end-of-life plan for live-service products. thanks! eci.ec.europa.eu/045/public/#...

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Cookie Clicker is an idle game for browsers, desktop, android, nintendo switch, xbox and playstation

imagine if sandwiches got invented by any other earl than Sandwich. yeah i'm eating a cucumber shrewsbury

The european citizens' initiative to ban conversion therapies in the EU only has 250k signatures and needs to amass 1 million in the next 7 days... If you live in the EU, please sign it (you can't otherwise); if you don't, please share it around.

it's easter so if you play cookie clicker on android you get to see me in the rabbit fursuit right now

they don't talk about "blogosphere" or "netizens" anymore we're all just hapless companions of shit

i carefully test my posts on tumblr first to make sure i only serve you guys the best

learning music theory taking me places i don't feel safe in

i live for this shit

making software is about offering solutions. making video games is about offering problems

ohhh so that's how you pronounce alfajores

hmm. bad

hey, we've patched Cookie Clicker with Danish and Norwegian support with Swedish coming soon! we're also taking part in Steam's Idler Fest so we're currently 66% off! get it for yourself or a pal and never get anything done again! it's so so cheap!!! store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...

this was too on-brand for me not to buy it

Artifact Acquired: Bag of Baked Poppets (cursed)

the internet happened too fast i never even got to go to a cybercafe

they just announced Tiny Glade 2: Bigass Glade

decades of using microwave ovens, never made the mistake of leaving a single spoon or fork in there. yet i wonder

kids on roblox are inventing brand new monetization schemes that could kill an EA exec

this account's first proper announcement: Cookie Clicker on Steam now has proper Mac support! (still a very new addition so do let us know about any bugs or strangeness you may encounter!) store.steampowered.com/app/1454400/...

look at my dawg

golly