we joke a lot about doritos or hearing death grips or whatever but I think seeing this specific thing probably actually would kill a medieval peasant

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what do u mean people are theorizing abt erams true identity. why would it even have a secret identity. its a manifestation of kris's darkest intrusive thoughts. is that not obvious to everyone

give our wife money or we will Eat you 🌐

doing 3D plushy comms for 20 bucks btwwww lalala

got kicked out of Tesco Express Newcastle for sticking my weewee in the shop brand Digestive packets

Telling your OC lore out loud to friends is so funny because it looks cool and poignant in your head and then actively telling it makes you feel like a 3 year old holding an etch a sketch

r/prematuretruncation is my new favourite sub.

Genuinely, this concern about AI is one of the reasons why I think having friction in video games is good and why it's increasingly important to have games that simply exist instead of catering to our expectations. Reposting this message from Kojima about "pre-digested" art:

narrowed todays fronters down to beatrix, pancake, demeter, beatriz, and caroline. crowded 🌐

happy birthday to us... happy birthday to us... happy birthday dear traumagenic dissociative system that makes the task of merely existing a sisyphean effort... happy birthday to us. :] 🌐

デカヌチャン #ちびかわポケ

Let's rock with our cock.

The food that people crave the most is egg

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you see the difference between rain world and animal well is that rain world is a game designed to peel your skin off and animal well is a game designed to unravel the layers of your brain. but both can still make you piss your pants

Transbian loader #ror2 #riskofrain2 #loader (alt text in thread because its not working for some reason)

i dunno I think sometimes people just enjoy talking to like minded people. do you do this kind of shit with your friends offline

Checking Bluesky as soon as I wake up is like

the fandom shitstorm surrounding glitch cartoons rn makes me so happy i locked my twitter and stopped posting there. i do not want to be anywhere near the teenagers tweeting about how much they wish gooseworx would die

morning,,. 🪖

feeding my pet orb

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in many American cities.

kinda just sitting around on my ass doing fuck all right now and i hate everything bc im starving and i dont have a sketchbook anymore and my entire family is in debt and i cant work and . :) 🥞

In an alternate timeline: Paleolithic catgirls

Five nights at Freddys guy can continuously donate to republicans, jk Rowling can ruin entire branches of politics with a hatred legal defense fund, but the digital circus and Steven universe creators were queer and made choices fans didn't like and for that they get hate campaigns to ruin them.

goop afternoop 🥞

the Internet wouldve been a much more tolerable place to exist on if the PETs from mega man battle network 1 and 2 were the standard device form factor instead of cell phones 🪖

she's so Type of enlarged structure that plants use as storage organs for nutrients, derived from stems or roots

big tuber

mm. goop evening goop realm 🪖

Portal 2 but the gels are goop robot girls 🔵🟠⚪💧

the prevalence of AI images sucks in innumerable ways. but it's also given us the ability to feel total elation in knowing when you've found an Extremely Raw Picture that isn't AI, but is in fact a genuine picture of a guy in a Xenomorph suit pouring you a tumbler of vodka

plushie-like

Rubato delayed until i escape the mysterious forest

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oh thats nice 🪖

no more mass appeal

I know I am qrt'ing the fucking. Official Playboy account but it's worth saying cuz I see it everywhere: I kinda hate when "allies" use trans people's attractiveness and ability to be sexually desired as a talking point for our right to exist

let's all give a warm welcome to the newest resident of my island

(This is Protoman. Dealing death without remorse, without hesitation, and still, the fight is unbalanced. One against so many. Protoman fights without fear of defeat, although it is inevitable.)

When we’re born, the only innate fears we have are the fear of ladybug and the fear of Winston Churchill. All other fears are learned.

slept for 15 hours award 🪖

I asked my girlfriend what he thinks 2001: A Space Odyssey is about and he said "the guy lezzes out with Hal 9000 idk?"