I think today is a great day for Jonathan Ross to be indicted

Truing

iran has closed the reflecting pool.

Seattle is shining and the vibes are immaculate. Go USA

Pike Place Night Market was pretty wild (laudatory). Also, experienced them closing the overlook on me for the first time.

On the light rail crossing 90, yelling holy shit and pointing at the mountain. The tourists are getting a taste of Local Culture

Incidentally "more bombs" is what got us here today, so...

Donald Trump, bring traditional masculinity back sir!

R E T V R N en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Publius...

How's the secret deal to make a secret deal to end the not-war by victoriously ending the not-blockade of the straits that the United States controls by acquiescing to Iran imposing a premium access fee that is not a toll where once passage was in fact free going?

Trump came to the brink of unleashing horrific destruction on Iran's civilian infrastructure simply because he was tired of being briefed on how we were losing every day, & once he was denied that he checked out even more. It is the most pathetic performance of any world leader in memory

Figuring out how to get anything the administration has been claiming is part of the deal... that's a problem for August Trump. June Trump is just trying to make sure the oil market doesn't completely rupture. Just get to tomorrow. Amazing to be 80 and be living like Sandler in Uncut Gems.

Don't siege Gaza, take it immediately

I am personally joyful that by critically fucking it on Iran, beside the disastrous consequence to this country and likely my personal finances, Trump and company have at least torched their post-admin escape hatches to the Gulf or Israel

You're not allowed to fuck the meat

Elon Musk is such an evil person, and gets to be the richest (and thus most powerful, or close to it) person in the world. His influence on the world is evil. I don't have anything funny to say about it. What's the point? I can't say anything interesting about it or do anything about it.

That may be true. But it means we’re fighting the war to undo the war because the thing for which we are fighting the war we had before we started the war to get it. So you understand why an International Relations scholar would be experiencing an existential crisis.

Woe be unto the world for offenses for it must need be that offenses come, but woe to that man by whom the offense cometh.

This is humiliating

Who the fuck would even want to watch sports while isolated in a box with people you don't know or don't like. At least at the professional glad handing events they try to bribe you in with booze.

I really enjoy EB White's take on New York and New Yorkers.

‘Lives turned in a second’: Family of baby Sam, shot dead by Israel, grieve https://aje.news/nle1sm

To be clear, Trump is only going to MSG because all the seats cost like $10k

He has forgotten the face of his Ballroom 😔

Ideology? Faith? Intractable, unreasoning human emotion? No, there is only market.

“He’s doing these things now because no one will honor him when he’s gone”

good example of how interviewers can humiliate MAGA guys not by arguing with them but just getting them to straightforwardly describe their beliefs

It's purely fuck you, appeal me and you're mine in the meantime (laudatory)

This is a metaphor more metaphorical than any metaphor that has ever metaphored before.

We fought and WON this war for status quo ante baby

Pickleball Kills

NEW: Sen. Dick Durbin's office says AUSA Sheri Mecklenburg has been terminated from her position with the Senate Judiciary Committee after revelations in the "Broadview Six" case. We reported exclusively in February that she'd joined Durbin's staff: www.chicagotribune.com/2026/02/23/p...

A Florida wildlife biologist was summarily fired for *reposting* an Instagram joke about Charlie Kirk’s death. LibsofTikTok complained. A state official’s false statements in legal proceedings led to sanctions. And now the state will settle by paying her $485,000. www.aclufl.org/press-releas...

It is, by the way, unlawful for FIFA to ban some flags but allow others at World Cup games hosted mm in Seattle: www.cascadepbs.org/opinion/2019...

Quadcopter drones are an unparalleled security threat that will reshape all public architecture within the decade.

What's up with Trump's hand?

Making her problem everyone's problem.

Maybe the most detached part of this is Trump having so little conception of the world that he thinks John Roberts could ever abandon the takings clause

I feel insane because I’m actively rooting for the economy to crash and ruin all of our lives to prove that actions have consequences which feels like trying to confirm that gravity exists by dropping an anvil on myself

Exactly and appropriately contemptuous

This person is the perfect American

She gets it.

We won't need to expand the court after all

This video of a Ukrainian Yak-52 crew taking down drones with a shotgun is incredible, but the music is deeply, and profoundly inappropriate. There was really only one option. So I've fixed it.

It was open!!

checkmate, fellow terrorists