Just made a bolognese in the oven for the first time. Felt wrong. Tasted so good. This method will become a family staple for sure.

Very much reminds me of the time my youngest called me up one night whereupon she handed me a shit she'd done, through the door, like I'd won a prize. She was in nappies at the time but nappy, bed, floor, all clean. Leading me to believe she shat in her own hands before summoning me to show off.

Wasn't even fishing and got a bite

Them: “25 years ago” Me: *nods sagely* “1986”

Anyone else notice Wagon Wheels look smaller in your hand compared to when you were a kid? And why do the sandwiches in my lunchbox still have their crusts on?

Draw now at 2pm! Still time to enter! Good luck all bsky.app/profile/toky...

COMPETITION TIME! To say thank you for the orders I’ll give away one of my 2026 Nerdlingers calendars. To win just RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner on Monday 1pm. My shop www.infinitebacon.com 20% OFF Black Friday deal on prints with the code BF20

THAT'S NO MOON! That's what they say. That's what, they. You know who they are? Rebel scum. SCUM. That's what THEY are. No moon. No moon, no. No! It's a DEAth, stAR. A star, not a moon. Not a moon. And they say, it blew up a planet. AL-DERR-RON. Did you see it? I didn't see it. FAKE NEWS

Arrakis, a desert, planet, can you believe it? Some people call it Dune, I call it Arrakis. The SPICE must flow, and quite frankly, it will be flowing much faster than under the failed DUKE LETO. Maybe he was a nice guy, maybe not,I think he was jealous of me! We're looking into that very strongly.

"Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow. Everybody needs a bosom."

I’ve got about five spots left for Christmas commissions if you’d like to give someone you love something a bit special on Christmas day. bsky.app/profile/toky...

Ta da!

My interview with Andrew Tate & Laurence Fox

I thought this was going to turn into a story needing its own True Crime Netflix series, but no. This is quite something. metro.co.uk/2025/11/18/w...

this is literally never not accurate

Been using my current home office desk for years and there's always been a piece of paper stuck underneath. I just assumed it was instructions or a warranty that came with the table. Finally looked today and it's even better.

Change one letter, ruin a candy SARS

35th rotation commenced. Thank you, to people who have donated a few quid last night. We spent it on a bulk order of accessible toilet keys for: www.essehouse.co.uk/pip-program

Who fires the firemen?

We're entirely funded by our volunteers, supporters, and kind one-off donors. In the last 6 months, that has enabled us to provide emergency safehouse accommodation for trans people escaping abuse. It has given us the ability to provide a one-to-one support service for homeless trans people... 1/4

This looks lovely until your slowly realise, with creeping dread, that there's no television anywhere! Even in the "centre of the bedroom glass walled bathroom"

Before being able to leave a bad review of a book, you should have to evidence that the book is poorly written and that it is not just your personal opinion. This should apply to reviews of all creative pursuits (art, music, films, etc)

Classic narcissist behaviour "That beating I just gave them, remember, that's entirely your fault. You could have stopped me at any time but you didn't. You own all of this."

On the train back from Glasgow and a row started between two different groups. Ended with one guy punching a woman before the group got off. I'd check to see if she's okay but she's spent the rest of the journey calling all her pals to gleefully tell them she got punched in the nose.

Right wing, right wing, right wing, left wing, right wing. State of impartiality in the UK for the past decade

sorry, i can't come to the phone right now. the vibration isn't strong enough

I should probably advertise more often. You can buy prints from me, commission pictures, make 3d models, animation, come up with excellent ideas, all sorts. tell your mates. cheers.

I live in a box. I travel in a much smaller box to a third larger box. By staring at a screen in the third box, I earn money to keep the two smaller boxes.

I mean, hello! I'm just out here trying to make friends and solve some unresolved crimes in my spare time and now I have to face unspeakable horrors?

Just witnessed someone in the office making coffee as they do in The Sims. Loved every second of it and was only disappointed to not see a little green plus sign float up from his head once finished.

Battle doomscrolling by posting five small pleasures in life: 1. The small silence between telling a dad joke and my eldest's inability to hold in a laugh 2. Finally "getting" a strategy game 3. Finding a new author whose work you devour 4. Music (all forms) 5. Feeling pregnancy baby movements*

How do we fix this mess?

Reminder that the UK government is pushing an alert today at 3pm on every single mobile device you may own. Should you not want a device to make everyone aware of its presence / existence, make sure to turn it off before 3pm.

For terrorising a group of people (and any and all who dared voice support for them) including calling for physical violence, I have been treated like someone who terrorises people and calls for violence against them.

What's the point in journalists using AI to write the news. What dystopian nightmare is this? www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

Ha, joke's on you. I have aphantasia

This is what TERFs like Linehan are. Not free speech warriors defending women and girls. But abusive misogynistic stalkers who spend hours of every day harassing people they "disagree with" just for existing.

COMPETITION TIME! These are two A3 prints I’m not happy selling for various reasons. Rather than throw them away you can win one (First place picks) If you’d like the chance to win a print then please RT and follow and I’ll pick a winner Friday 1pm My shop www.infinitebacon.com GOOD LUCK!

A monument of respect for the greet mane

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There's another Earth on the other side of the sun, which orbits at the exact same speed as our Earth. Everything and everyone is exactly the same as here, only they pronounce it with a soft J sound. Life is hell there and nobody has joy in their lives.

I had to quit playing scrabble online because of the DM option inviting men in. This is nonsense and not required. Stop introducing messages to everything and leave women the fuck alone.

Got my first ever tattoo at the weekend and having to go over the tattoo with matching colour permeant markers every time I take off the cling film to wash it is making me not want to get another.

The dogs jumping through the window in Resident Evil

Think he'd react this way if his grandson asked how a man and a woman had a baby or nah?

Managed to run 4.2k today for the first time in, erm, ever? Legs were jelly walking the last 300m home so glad I didn't push for that one more lap to go over 5k. Then homemade Manchurian chicken for tea. Today has been a good (if tiring) Sunday

Robert Jenrick

I am one of the 14 authors who chose to leave the Polari Prize, and I find myself frustrated and saddened at the way this entire story has been represented. 1/

Me upon receipt of notification that my SodaStream is out for delivery