Hoping all the kids'll be too hungover to come into school tomorrow.

I just need a sleep app with the train parping sounds on Chill Out on a loop for an hour.

Why is it not Friday tomorrow? It really should be Friday tomorrow.

Videocall from Annapolis. Quite an experience for MissK.

"Think back to your childhood. Do you remember when the anxiety started?"

This is just so awful. Three women found dead in sea off Brighton beach identified as sisters www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...

MissK's moved out of uni and is staying with a uni mate somewhere in Maryland until she returns to the UK in June. They're off to Annapolis later today. I think a boat may be involved.

Heckling can be a fine art

No you shouldn't be at all worried that a crazy authoritarian president is desperate to build a tall building full of sniper nests in the middle of the capital city.

MissK will miss this absolute unit when she moves out of her dorm today.

MissK's coming to the end of her year in Baltimore. Leaving party last night, moving out of her uni dorm Tuesday and staying with one of her dorm mate's lovely family for a couple of weeks until she comes home in June. She's had a fabulous time.

Pick a new Bond from the photos you already have in your phone.

So Ryan Bridge, the high pitch voiced racist has been immediately nicked at the Gammon Fest in london. Fantastic stuff.

Post an iconic movie image

Madam I guarantee you will be within 20ft of a nonce throughout the entire march

yer da's been down the fancy dress shop again

Go on, gizza job!

Out for pints

There’s something going on with dad

Wes Streeting, Angela Raynor, and Andy Burham prepare for Labour leadership fight.

They left eventually. Kicked off outside and hit someone. Police arrived in force very quickly.

Someone's kicking off in the usually peaceful pub. There's barely anyone in and some bloke's trying to start a fight.

Just got to the pub before the heavens opened

Well, that took less than 24 hours, lads. 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

Honestly, I can't stand the phrase "do better". It's just so patronising and preachy.

The pub has run out of everything but Guiness and Thatchers. I've had the last of the Inches. There'll be nothing left but shots.

In possibly the most fame-adjacent thing to ever happen in Brum, Clint had his photo taken with it in 1967. And here's what we're getting in its place. Like every other development in Birmingham, it's a series of dull, over-tall glass boxes to be flogged to investor landlords.

Love how the AI summary of the upcoming biopic of the German beat combo The Scorpions gives this little footnote.

Thoroughly enjoyed Legends on Netflix.

Can we start a tally of how many newly-elected Reform councillors have to resign in the next few weeks due to past misdemeanors?

I am reminded of Elmer the elephant by the Birmingham political map of 2026 though the quite positive patchwork of harmony message of that storybook may be challenging to emulate in city local politics

This majestic creature has made a mammoth two and a half mile migration from ASDA in Quinton, along the Hagley Road to its breeding ground in Lightwoods Park. Once mating is over, the male's purpose is over and it lies down to let death take hold.

I hope the group of young lads from Blackpool on the Manchester to Bournemouth train yesterday who were dressed as jockeys had a lovely time.

I've spent what feels like all day on trains. Last leg home now. Cracking gig last night.

6 years ago today. 💔

He said "Oi, no professional cognitive test-takers." I said "I'm not a professional." He said "You're not a professional?" I said "No." He said "Well you should be."

Went out for pints.

Eating slightly stale chocolate Hobnobs in bed and wondering if I'm too old to become an influencer.

Always in the sunny spot