Isn't it ironic but you stink

Back to work tomorrow. Not looking forward to it because work stops me from doing stuff I'd rather be doing. Like lying in bed with the electric blanket on watching films.

Had a nice roast dinner at the pub and a dog put its paw on my foot to make sure nobody stole my boot.

The chef at our local gave us some lovely takeaway food for free. Free tea yay!

Happy #caturday

Breaking out the "wintergrip" docs today. If I fall on my arse, I'm suing.

ugh

grim posthumous scenario i had not previously considered: you post a picture of the missile headed straight for you, and are memorialized by a bunch of random assholes complaining about alt text

Spending the afternoon watching old episodes of Doctor Who.

I'm not used to the pub being this busy.

Yeah I think we have a mouse in the house and it'll probably get its mates over because our two cats have basically retired.

My flu jab will have kicked in by now.

Say "Cheeeese"

Food coma at the Indian Brewery.

On the lash in the Jewellery Quarter

Post a perfect album from the '90s that isn't Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden or Alice in Chains.

I've a sudden urge to watch The Hound of the Baskervilles. Basil Rathbone version obviously.

For the love of god just rent a storage unit.

MrK is sorting out his comics. Help. Two MORE long boxes of them have appeared at the end of the bed. "A footboard".

This story is entirely unrelated.

Butter wouldn't melt...

This story is entirely unrelated.

The cat peed on my gig hoodie 😕 .

Little tip for you- if you’re unloading a dishwasher at somebody else’s house this Christmas DONT ask them where things go because it’ll take forever. Just stuff them anywhere and let them deal with it. It’s not your problem and you’re NOT their fucking slave. 😉👍

Back home tomorrow to see Mum and Dad who now, according to the Guardian, live in "an unsung alternative to the Cotswolds". It'll be news to them.

Browsing socks on ebay in bed.

I really did enjoy the puppet version of Raiders of the Lost Ark.

My goal today is to become 90% cheese twist.

Flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, flex post, BOLLARD. #WorldBollardAssociation

It’s a small child unable to sleep, wondering if he’s been too naughty this year.

Trying to find The Signalman to watch but to no avail.

Just watched a couple of old films "The House in Marsh Lane" (a protective poltergeist and a sleazy husband) and "Dangerous Crossing" (Michael Rennie plus lots of fog and melodrama on a ship). I'm now of the opinion that all films should be 1hr15.

Why does it have to be Paddington Bear who leads the recently deceased into heaven? Why not Hartley Hare? Or Pob?

I still swear I had a pint with Cheryl Hines' ex-husband a few weeks ago in London.

The sound of a million eggs being cracked into baths is echoing around Bluesky tonight.

🎵Simply having a wonderful Christmastime🎵

You Gotta Be Fuckin’ Kidding, Charlie Brown

There's a family having a lovely reunion at Arrivals and it's making me tear up.

Woken up to a hit skeet and MissK's flight from Baltimore is landing 15 minutes early. It's a Christmas miracle!