The Singularity is upon us: Apple's AI summarized a text message that read "I'm still down to clown if you are" to.... "clown event still possible."

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They spent your tax money on killing children. I think it's worth us spending our tax money prosecuting and punishing them all. No one will argue against it. It is a popular stance. Don't be a pussy. Stand up for those girls who were killed in our name.

And then there's me, bounding into my 40s with all the skills I've honed via painstaking labor and meticulous refinement like "oh my god it's all over isn't it"

Def should not have hit this goal today and I'm going to pay for it the rest of the week but I DID A 5K UNDER 40 MINUTES HOLY SHIT

The funniest part about this is that the live music industry is already struggling. Entertainment is one of the first luxuries people sacrifice. There's only so many artists who can fill an arena, and many of them share the same fan base. They're gonna cannibalize mega concerts into oblivion.

We live in capitalism. Its power seems inescapable. So did the divine right of kings. Any human power can be resisted and changed by human beings. Resistance and change often begin in art, and very often in our art, the art of words.

it's insane to me that a bunch of bored white men who are mad at their mommies and have been killing us for my entire lifetime have suddenly decided that the process is too slow

Few trivial things make me as angry as this.

SUCK IT SELF CARE I'M NOT DEPRESSED ANYMORE

It's #internationalwomensday2026 so let's celebrate with a song by my band (featuring three women!) that discusses casual feminist topics such as: - should you arm yourself to walk from your apartment to your car? - was it your fault for being there? - who will believe you, anyway?

This can't be the same brain that knew all the channel numbers

It's International Women's Day, and thus it makes sense that today is 4.17% shorter than your typical day but you still have to do as much work in it.

I am very excited for this book, even though I'm confident it will be over my head.

there's so much bad in the world but there's also people who lift up and carry an elderly bat around every day so he can pretend he's flying again, and that's the part of the world I think is worth fighting for

Once again, it's #BandcampFriday and I have some recommendations for you! The theme this time: "Break what tries to break you!" Songs and albums that are not afraid to speak truth to power and sound good while doing it! Have a listen, enjoy and maybe pick a thing or two for yourself!

Here's one that takes aim at an annoying thing men say to women everywhere, all the time and with no sense of self-preservation or manners by @ellie.thecancellations.com and friends. And no, I will never get tired of pointing the cute doggy on the cover out!

I fucking love SAM and if anything happens to her I'm done with trek

🎶i'm so depressed🎶

i wrote this song for a person who has made its title true in a way i didn't think would ever happen. and that's a bummer. i still like the song, though. and the video is fun. youtu.be/X-Ypj4mVCho?...

Birth and rebirth and...debirth(?) are all a part of the story I should be working on right now instead of scrolling here. Two generations become three on page one, and none of them are happy about it.

HEY BLUESKY! You know how all those folks printed out and shipped a LITERAL MILLION whistles for folks protecting each other from ICE? Bree is one of those people! Her stuff is adorbs! You might very well find a lil somethin' to give a beloved, or, I dare say, yourself! ⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️⬇️

how i text my spouse when i know he's driving using voice-to-text through the car

I'm not going to share the screenshot that's going around, but maybe relying on a Claude-generated recap of a military strike to blame Claude for the military strike isn't the smartest way we could spend our morning

They’re calling him “the least Googleable man of all time”

guess where banks could make up the difference

what if we capped mortgage interest at 1% for a primary residence

Instead of spraying for mosquitos this summer, try the Mosquito Murder Bucket! It's cheaper than paying a company and doesn't kill all of the beneficial insects in the area. #garden #gardening

Let's add an amendment to the Constitution that we kill anyone born before 1947 just to be safe

Obama is the only president to date born when there were 50 states

If they want me back they have to go fully Woke 2, sorry. Whole hog. I gotta be able to get an abortion there

All this time I've been showing my work to this damn bird and I coulda been getting critiqued by Eddie the whole time? Thanks, grammarly

If it talks like a Nazi

I just read Automatic Noodle last week and it was my favorite thing I've read in a long time. That alone is worth it!

It appears that a Polymarket account called "Magamyman" made $515,000 in a single day betting on last night's U.S. strike on Iran, with the first trade placed 71 minutes before the news broke publicly.

If you have the means, please donate to the Trans Continental Pipeline right now. They are a Colorado based org that helps trans people relocate and they are overwhelmed with requests. Colorado borders Kansas, and TCP has the infrastructure to help get people out. tcpipeline.org

My writing goal this weekend was to finish act 2 in the novella manuscript and I either: A) did, or B) did not, but I'm not going to decide that I need that extra part until tomorrow so revert to option A for now Go me!

I drew the three stooges for my friend

"A shart and B fart are technically the same note." — part of normal Saturday morning discourse in the home of middle aged people

Sneak preview of one, it's already working (though I plan to refine the labels and descriptions a lot more, here be dragons, etc.) @media-ownership.aendra.dev

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

As someone who thinks about, writes about and trains others on ethical AI governance, I just deleted my ChatGPT account.

Oh good, war

There’s an increase of activity in and out of the Whipple building this morning. If you have capacity, please observe in your neighborhood and help alert our neighbors of any ICE presence. Jason Chavez 1/

A Pair of Sea Lion Pups Wins the 2026 Underwater Photographer of the Year www.thisiscolossal.com/2026/02/2026...

hit 20k words in my novella manuscript today, despite both a midday depression breakdown and a late afternoon ocd spiral wheeeeeee!

The one true joy in this life is feeding a dog a piece of popcorn.

btw for trans women to offer this kind of practical warning and sympathy is a serious mitzvah and we cis women really owe it to them (and to ourselves!) to step up our solidarity in kind

reminding myself to scour this list later