I dont want to make light, i stand in solidarity with Palestinian folx. But has anyone tried "mispronouncing" Hebrew words to the Israelis, until they're completely discombobulated? Then taking them out?

Someone should make emo but for wifeguys

The “P” in Ernest P Worrell stands for “pussy-slayer.”

Compelling

she Arc on my Tic til i Blast?

She vortex on my polar til i uhhh

I dont want a partner who is in shape, goes to the gym, eats right...Then I would also have to partake of those activities.

Ppl who work out? Why? Why you do this?

Isn't there like a flotilla of plastic water bottles the size of Texas in the ocean? Seems bad, Texas is big.

ITS A ME!

Name a fictional character you believe would appear on the Epstein list:

Who ready to feel old

Happy Solstice, Grianstad Sona, Merry Yuletide, etc to all who celebrate.

I know they're right wing dudes that used to be on pills, But 3 doors down had some bops, like 3 bops, but thats some...

Noice, cause its the same actress, what you did there I see it....

I dont really fancy Nick Cave, But i think The Murder Ballads is an excellent band name. I thought of this listening to Taneytown by Steve Earle....

You know whats a good xmas movie that never gets any play "Carol"

Whuff.

Guns don’t kill people Lemonade do

I dreamt I was in an episode of that 70s show. Only Eric was female and I was dating them. It was Red’s birthday and we went to Teppanyaki and shopped at a 70s mall. Fuckin bizarre. No one else was there. Just kitty and red and she-Eric. No fez or kelso.

Less Than Zero is a Christmas movie

An American Tale is a Hanukkah Movie

Look at the timestamp. I’m a goddamn psychic. I will be sittin shiva for Shane.

COUNTDOWN TO HANUKKAH _____ | | |_____| | | |_____| DAYS

Fucky Ass Vibes

When Chino sang "check the claws" i felt that.

It was later I found out that he had a crippling cocaine addiction and had been embezzling for years. But I felt that and I feel it still.

When I was a young 20something I was outside smoking one day at my job and my boss,also a smoker came out. We sat there in silence for a while, and he looked at me, and it haunts me to this day.He said "I wish I was a bird" not profound, but I got it.He was trapped and there was no escape. RENT FREE

I don't know what's going on with the Xtian babies and I am petrified to ask.

You ever see a skeet of like some thighs in thigh high socks and you be like I know I seent that , and then later you're like oh yeah and you go back looking for it and its gone and you start doubting your tether on reality? nah? Me either...

I've been listening to shoegaze the last two days and it's made me want to get really high, so I switched to Deftones today, the model of music based sobriety.

I try my best? *shrugs*

When I was a kid there was a weekly world news article about a restaurant that served transparent pizza and I have never wanted to eat an imaginary food more. Alinea’s transparent pumpkin pie only reawakened the urges

He’s Xtra now. Dr Peppers corporate failson cousin.

This could fix me, and it's just a 20oz Mr.Pibb

Remember the snuggy, they should've made that thing out of softer material.

Everyone on bsky be like: