I’ve listened to “fineshrine” a minimum of five times today. That is a true banger.

Tbh it’s Macy Gray. Her performance was half-assed and she waited until the end for “I Try” (it should’ve been played 4th because it was the ON HOW LIFE IS album tour), and she made us, the audience, sing the whole damn thing. Her guitarist played her own song at one point and it was much better.

If I say I had intentions to buy a boat.

Purity Ring fucking ripped at the Aggie Theater in Fort Collins, Colorado.

My egg had two yolks!

This little chickadee appears to be grumpy at the rainy weather.

I did my biggest ride of the year today.

“A Night To Remember” from SKYRIM. You get black-out drunk in a tavern and have to retrace your steps. It’s ridiculous.

I hate this game sometimes Wordle 1,790 6/6 ⬜🟨🟨🟨🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩⬜🟩🟩 ⬜⬜⬜🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Man, I'm stoked for all my friends in Little Rock who got to see Phoebe Fucking Bridgers at the Rev Room (500 person venue) last night!

Jose Gonzalez at Mission Ballroom in Denver

Unknown Mortal Orchestra at Washington’s in Fort Collins, Colorado

I still don’t understand how golf courses make enough money to stay afloat. There ain’t no way they’re able to afford all that land with like 40 people playing each day.

Fuck AI. We should simply ban it from making art.

Snapped this during my ride today. There are geese, ducks, and a massive pelican on this pond.

I’ve been watching Ken Burns’ COUNTRY MUSIC docuseries and I can’t believe I’m just now learning that Shel Silverstein wrote “A Boy Named Sue” for Johnny Cash. It seems so obvious now.

I saw Langhorne Slim at the Aggie Theater in Fort Collins last night.

This just came on random while I was in the shower, and god if this isn’t the banger to end all bangers. I’ll be seeing them at Red Rocks again in August!

Imagine being stuck in traffic on the 101 and then looking over and seeing Britney taking a field sobriety test.

Oh man, I didn't see a Britney DUI incoming from 42 miles away.

Give us a STAR WARS movie that is just opening crawl for two full hours, you cowards!

I spent 20min arguing with a customer service rep before he escalated to a higher-up. It probably caused him a load of stress, but he could’ve suggested an escalation sooner. I feel kinda bad now, but he acted like he was powerless. I just spoke to the higher-up who actually seems to want to help.

Fuck Xcel energy.

Me, who adheres to a budget for food and other essentials, when considering a budget for concert tickets:

Remember antenna balls?

Well, I just got a ticket to see LCD SOUNDSYSTEM for the sixth time. If they keep playing shows at Red Rocks, I’ll keep paying for them.

I just finished watching THE ART OF SELF-DEFENSE. It’s a dark comedy that feels like a blend of NAPOLEON DYNAMITE and FIGHT CLUB. It’s actually a lot of fun, and I was never quite sure where it was going. I also got to meet writer/director Riley Stearns a couple months ago.

The least believable part is when dude called for "unity." Dude has never once in his life wished for "unity."

I just saw this on the back of a truck and I’m not sure what a Toygrogu Gorditama is.

Some timeline stuff: — We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks. — We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs. — Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

Y'know, I was just thinking about what a shame it was that their initial purchase of the site was denied. I want this to go through so badly. We're missing out on some serious quality content.

This was my 16th time to see Lucero, but I think it’s the only time I’ve seen Ben play a 30 minute acoustic set.

If you asked AI to make a music festival, it would make an exact replica of Coachella.

I watched the Ken Burns HEMINGWAY docuseries. That dude wrote a lot of great books, but he was a total piece of shit. I'd have offed myself too.

Protect this man and let him make more shit. WATCHMEN was one of my favorite shows ever.

Rory McIlroy Struggling To Fit Big Check Into Mobile Deposit Photo

Dance With The Dead at Summit Music Hall in Denver.

We need more space! This has captivated everyone!

I got this spam text and it’s cryptic AF.

I did not expect to get an email with this title today: “The Avett Brothers and Mike Patton present…”

Iran is role-playing the Freys from GAME OF THRONES. Maybe they should invite the US President to a colorful wedding.

I’m no historian, but I think society started going downhill when we stopped getting “crunk” and started getting “lit fam.”

To whomever is in charge of walk-up songs for the New York Mets, make Juan Soto’s walk-up song “Smoko” by The Chats. “I’M JUAN SOTO, SO LEAVE ME ALONE, I’M JUAN SOTO, SO LEAVE ME A LONE.”

space is cool as fuck.

How long before they charge us to breathe?

PROJECT HAIL MARY was incredible. It’s sci-fi, it’s funny as hell, and it’s got so much heart.

I think I found my new favorite sriracha

Wife: I keep hearing someone talk in a Shaggy voice, I wish they’d stop. Me: it wasn’t me.