Wheres my fucking snow!

Is it just me or is the Y backwards?

For the Iraq War, oil made sense as a cynical imperialist motivation. In 2003, the US imported ≈11k barrels/day. These days, the US *exports* ≈3k barrels/day. We have a surplus of oil. I think Trump's plan in Venezuela is to expand on the El Salvador CECOT model, scale up his concentration camps.

Do i have to?

2025 was a big year but it was fucking hard work. Engagement, surgeries, hospital appointments, lottery win, dissertation wedding, graduation, holiday. Plus all the usual life shit of house, family, friends, and work. Can we have 2026 a bit calmer yeah?

give me the strength to weather the battles of 2026 with the grace and restraint of Sting squinting ever so slightly while Gregory Porter hits the most heinous bum note in history

I once shook hands with Poet Laureate Simon Armitage after a gig in Manchester and cried

Here are the birth dates of each person if the show Frasier started in 2025: YOU'RE WELCOME FELLOW OLD PEOPLE..

Signed. You should sign too. I stand with all my sisters, not just cisters notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

Friends! Marriage! Nachos! Sounds boss to me honestly

My phone is currently out of action and im using Thews old LG until mine is fixed. We really do forget how good the tech that we use is. Compared to my lovely motorola, this old LG bag of shite might as well be using a potato waffle

Dang it

Tell us your favourites

my wife and I accidentally come up with band names in casual conversation so much that we had to make a shared google spreadsheet

Meats and cheeses always pleases. Merry fucking Christmas everybody

New hair colour just dropped

I am the only person I know who finds Lego stressful. Trying to build a little robin and Thews had to take over because I was losing my mind.

Bottom feeders getting their shit wrecked is such a turn on 🫦

We're doing our Christmas dinner today with friends. This will be me in a few hours after eating half a turkey crown and 8 pigs in blankets

Taboo is becoming a dangerous game, I shouldn't be threatening to punch my husband in the head for not getting spaghetti

AJ living the dream getting 8 figures for smacking Jake Paul like he hasn't paid his tick.

I know I'm working my angle here but I am 9 years older than this woman! I've had no work done, I have no access to professional make up artists, no money, and this unedited photo was taken in a hotel room with standard room lighting. Good work Vanity Fair

To commemorate a great man who taught us joy, celebration of one's identity, generosity, and the power of Christmas cheer. I invite everyone to wear one earring this Christmas Day, for our lord and saviour George Michael 25/06/1963 - 25/12/2016)

The more I read about Bondi Beach the more my heart breaks. All they wanted to do was have fun with their family and loved ones in the sunshine 💔

Date night

Setting Madeley aside for a moment, I think part of the issue is that once people realise *just how much* wages have been allowed to fall away from where they should be, the figure seems insurmountable and therefore ridiculous to ask for, but that's our fucking money, stolen from us by capital.

Gentle reminder there is nothing more Christmassy than violently traumatising capitalists until they pay their workers fairly

Nothing better than spending two hours cleaning the oven ready for Christmas 🎄

One thing I like about the Wuthering Heights trailer is the "Greatest Love Story Ever Told" caption has given me an excuse to tell Thew all the reasons why Wuthering Heights isn't a love story and bore him explaining the story in great detail.

My wonderful mate Matt build this game all on his own. It's only been available on Steam and the Megadrive since its release but from the 16th Dec it will be available on Nintendo Switch! Do yourself a favour and check out this adorable game 🦊

After watching Heretic tonight I've realised the horror genre will always bore the fuck out of me.

LLLLOOOOOOOOVED seeing Wicked For Good tonight. But what the fuck is with Ariana Grande's lashes?!? They are fucking enormous. She looks like she would take flight at any point

Christmas decorations have started!!

Based on the evidence of my nips resembling footy studs, I'm going to assume it's winter now.

If Hitler was alive today, he would be on the Joe Rogan podcast with Joe telling him being a vegetarian is bad.

Watching the videos of the tiktoker call churches asking for baby formula to see if they would help someone in need breaks my heart. I don't know how these people can even call themselves humans let alone Christian

*random woman at a metal gig existing* Some fucking dude - "NAMES THERE FIRST BASSIST YOU FUCKING POSER!"

I love West End Girl way too much for a woman in a happy monogamous marriage.

From November onwards you are either Gonzo or Rizzo

Don't see the flag shaggers running up lampposts to string up poppies for remembrance day. Obviously the pride in your country only happens when Tommy Robinson makes a video giving instructions like a primary school teacher.

Starting my working week like

I'm away for the night after a great gig. Very weird to be in a hotel room on my own. However I'm sure I'll enjoy a big bed to myself

For those who are loving Lily Allen's latest album (correctly) please go listen to her previous album No Shame. No Shame was released 7 years ago and has easily been in my top 10 since. It flew under the radar for most and the quality of songwriting deserves it's flowers

Going Boomtown next year 🎉🎉🎉

Since he is now formerly known as Prince, I've been wondering if Andrew should now use a symbol instead of a name.

Back home now. Perfect holiday in Oludeniz

Lily Allen's new album West End Girl. 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ An exposé on how betrayal in a marriage starts with gaslighting way before it ends in the bedroom. Pussy Palace is an absolute bop and it shouldn't be.

What food did you grow up eating that you thought you hated, but actually your parents couldn't cook for shit?