Watching the videos of the tiktoker call churches asking for baby formula to see if they would help someone in need breaks my heart. I don't know how these people can even call themselves humans let alone Christian

*random woman at a metal gig existing* Some fucking dude - "NAMES THERE FIRST BASSIST YOU FUCKING POSER!"

I love West End Girl way too much for a woman in a happy monogamous marriage.

From November onwards you are either Gonzo or Rizzo

Don't see the flag shaggers running up lampposts to string up poppies for remembrance day. Obviously the pride in your country only happens when Tommy Robinson makes a video giving instructions like a primary school teacher.

Starting my working week like

I'm away for the night after a great gig. Very weird to be in a hotel room on my own. However I'm sure I'll enjoy a big bed to myself

For those who are loving Lily Allen's latest album (correctly) please go listen to her previous album No Shame. No Shame was released 7 years ago and has easily been in my top 10 since. It flew under the radar for most and the quality of songwriting deserves it's flowers

Going Boomtown next year 🎉🎉🎉

Since he is now formerly known as Prince, I've been wondering if Andrew should now use a symbol instead of a name.

Back home now. Perfect holiday in Oludeniz

Lily Allen's new album West End Girl. 5 stars ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ An exposé on how betrayal in a marriage starts with gaslighting way before it ends in the bedroom. Pussy Palace is an absolute bop and it shouldn't be.

What food did you grow up eating that you thought you hated, but actually your parents couldn't cook for shit?

It's my face

The happiest birthday to my man. I love him all the world ❤️

The sky is so pretty here

I'm pretty sure my unhealthy relationship with food started when my grandads version of treating his grandkids was buying every bag of pork scratchings in the offy

ONLY migrants though, no one else is to study English because it's a rip off and a waste of time, am I getting this right.

Less than 48 hours away from take off. I am buzzing with excitement soz

Balls to £55 nail appointments. 80p from Temu 💅🏻❤️

Viola girl. Someone already did that look

Look I'm a life long punk always. But I'm also a chav from a west midlands housing estate. I'm 100% going to this and I'll belt out every word

Game changer. The best supermarket soup I've had in aaaages.

What's your go to karaoke song? 🎤🎤🎤

Post something random or you'll have an awful October

Dancing to Agado at a wedding Calling the ref a prick Knowing all the words to Robbie Williams - Angel against your wishes

20 days until our holiday and I'm ready to burst. I'm gonna be such an unbearable arsehole going through the airport fucking running onto that plane

Me since Charlie Kirk died

I hadn't even thought of this but now it seems so obvious. Control womens bodies during pregnancy under the banner of an emerging medical crisis.

STORY TIME Pre-covid I went away for the weekend with my friend and they took this amazing photo of me in the window of our hotel. Still one of my favourite photos of me

Feel as rough as a bears arse today. After a trip to the hospital Friday got told I have a kidney infection and given antibiotics and some heavy duty painkillers. Currently on the sofa watching Sunday Brunch because I don't have the strength to change the channel

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

Every day with him is the best

💅 💄 💋 🐌 🍬 💌 🎀 #BeautyInfluencer

Wedding ready

My old hairdresser has now shared an AI photo of the Arc De Triomphe covered in union jacks. These dumb fucks just sit at home looking at make belief and blaming "The Woke Left" while they are choosing to live in a hallucination. I just fucking can't with these people.

Getting soooo bored of having to educate people my generation about AI. My friends sister shared a conspiracy video about an Amazon listing for an AI book about Charlie Kirks shooting and my brother sharing AI videos of transantifa Palestine protests. At some point you're just thick

This is what my feed has looked like for 24 hours.

First time this happened we had been in the house just over a month and Thew was in the States for PulseCon. So I barely slept the entire time.

Biscuit week is always a let done for me. It's always a structural task and the answer is always gingerbread. Bake Off? More like Bore Off?

The evening has come, and the Reform After Party is in full swing!

It's a regular issue

I didn't mean to live post about bake off but it seems like that's what I'm doing

BAKE OFF!!!!

Fellow ‘Bluesky Elders’ will remember that the site was set up to pivot away from quote-tweets and dunks, but unfortunately I’ve found the perfect image to quote-tweet dunk someone with.

Autumn is fast approaching. Here comes the mixed bag of vitamin D deficiency, chronic runny nose and outstanding telly.

I've officially lost 30lb so far and I am thrilled. Still got a way to go but honestly I am delighted with what the jab has done for me.

Thew came back from shopping today with some sweet treats from the market. Two cinnamon buns, one biscoff and the other carrot cake flavour. They were pure heavenly filth and I should never have learned about them