How does it keep up with the news like that?

Spent all weekend singing Harry Hill's fox in my podcast studio song. It lives in my head now

Posting this because I am a huge fan of Kim's work with a few pieces around the house. Please take advantage of this offer and support her

He's saying this because he's had 2 pints and I made him Mac n cheese for dinner. And because we love this shit out of each other and tell each other everyday. I'm a very lucky wife to have such an amazing husband.

Yet again British democracy is being ruined by boomers who can't tell the difference between a bot and an actual fucking human being

The line up for Dot to Dot festival is indistinguishable from mine and Thew's made up band name spread sheet

First time trying a bakery I've been eyeing up since we moved to Notts. Support your local baker because you would never get anything this good from Greggs. Thank you Coosh micro bakery for this slab of heaven

Another solo night out to see the incredibly funny Michelle De Swarte. Been looking forward to this for months!

A 91-year-old grandmother was reported unresponsive, prompting a welfare check by police. When officers arrived, they found her in her room, busy setting a new personal record on a video game.

I saw a post the other day that said "Emerald Fennell is the exact person Common People is about" and I've not stopped thinking about it

Forgot to mention last week but I GOT A NEW JOB!!!! Won't start for aaaaaages because of vetting but it's nice to know I'll be seeing the back of prison work soon.

Hall of fame FT correction

We didn't deserve this day.

Erm, they're called palaeontologists, actually.

Watched The Passion Of The Christ for the first time last night just so I could watch him spit System Of A Down

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Gave the WhatNot app a download after seeing it all over my socials for fucking months. Jesus fuck it's lasted an hour before I deleted it. It's like if QVC and TikTok had a hateful baby. 🤮

First sourdough pizza. Fucking thrilled honestly it was brilliant.

🔥 Whale Shark gliding through Bioluminescent Algae looks like its floating through space. By Mike Nulty

Turns out today was my ex's funeral. He had battled with addiction for most of his adult life and it ultimately took him from his friends and family at just 39 years old. Rest easy Ben. I hope you found happiness in the last 6 years. Alcoholism is a brutal beast

I cannot explain how fucking fed up I am of hearing Raye - Where is my Husband Please! I beg! Ban it from social media now!

I can't make up my mind if I want to watch the latest Louis Theroux doc. Like, yeah, great. Show these guys up. But as someone who's been watching this shit grow for nearly 20 years through Reddit and sounding the alarm only to be called a feminazi I'm a bit

Great day at work. Got chatting to a lady in the canteen and she's bringing me in her sourdough starter next week!

If there isn't a staffy on one of them I'm going to kick off

"🎵 Badgers on banknotes..."

Native British Animals you say?

So between denying trans kids access to affirmative healthcare and the guidance effectively banning social transition in schools, one could be forgiven for concluding that the government's strategy is to to maximise the suicides of trans kids, to minimise the numbers who survive to be trans adults.

international women’s day

I might not celebrate Ramadan but I always look forward to it. This cake is from The Cake Campaign from Islamic Relief, it funds lifesaving resources for Syria. It's only sold during Ramadan and it's the best chocolate cake you'll ever have in your life. Delivered by volunteers across the UK

The Scottish have won the AI Wars.

I have been so bored of Drag Race UK Vs The World this season. I'm really not arsed about finishing the season, I'll just look up the winner in 2 weeks honestly

Erm. What?

Really getting into our fortnightly pizza nights and enjoying getting the dough perfect. So I'm scrapping the search for a craft and instead I'm going to be a bread wanker and I'm looking up the best way to make a sourdough starter

Drag queens going into All Stars after their chin implants and eye lifts.

I love seeing apparel from local artists

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Off on a solo cinema visit to watch the Jeff Buckley documentary. Got snacks, got my oodie on. Might whip my bra off once the lights turn off, eat malteasers and not have to share. Turning out to be a pretty fucking good wednesday honestly

We got each other very cute cards

Happy valentine's to my love 💞 Married life with you is the fucking best

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

Saw a tiktok saying your personality can be determined by your top three muppets. Mine are: Statler and Waldorf (they count as one don't fight me), Pepe, and if we're including Sesame Street, Big Bird. Who are yours?

What a perfect date night with my love. Movie, walk through the city, followed by one of the best meals we've had since we started dating. What a night!

Me watching the muppets

Erm??? Why isn't this my job?

Dark hair now 🖤❤️

This just breaks my heart. I cant put into words how utterly vile these ICE creatures are.

Liam’s mom dressed him in all those layers to keep her little boy warm and safe in this frigid weather, packed his book-bag w/ everything he’d need for a good day at school, and then our govt stole him out of their driveway. Used her little boy as bait. These people are monsters.