I'm getting very fed up of Trump not being dead

Really getting into our fortnightly pizza nights and enjoying getting the dough perfect. So I'm scrapping the search for a craft and instead I'm going to be a bread wanker and I'm looking up the best way to make a sourdough starter

Drag queens going into All Stars after their chin implants and eye lifts.

I love seeing apparel from local artists

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Off on a solo cinema visit to watch the Jeff Buckley documentary. Got snacks, got my oodie on. Might whip my bra off once the lights turn off, eat malteasers and not have to share. Turning out to be a pretty fucking good wednesday honestly

We got each other very cute cards

Happy valentine's to my love 💞 Married life with you is the fucking best

Babe, wake up, new sarcastic but entirely worthwhile internet abbreviation just dropped

Saw a tiktok saying your personality can be determined by your top three muppets. Mine are: Statler and Waldorf (they count as one don't fight me), Pepe, and if we're including Sesame Street, Big Bird. Who are yours?

What a perfect date night with my love. Movie, walk through the city, followed by one of the best meals we've had since we started dating. What a night!

Me watching the muppets

Erm??? Why isn't this my job?

Dark hair now 🖤❤️

This just breaks my heart. I cant put into words how utterly vile these ICE creatures are.

Liam’s mom dressed him in all those layers to keep her little boy warm and safe in this frigid weather, packed his book-bag w/ everything he’d need for a good day at school, and then our govt stole him out of their driveway. Used her little boy as bait. These people are monsters.

The Greenland situation is giving me real anxiety and I am not an anxious person. The moment a US troop sets foot on Greenland it's Hitlers invasion of Poland all over again. But I have a theory how it can be avoided

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I know everyone thinks Ozzy was hot in his early Sabbath years but early 90s Ozzy was FIIINE 👀🫦

Had a job interview this morning, it seemed to go well but please cross all fingers and toes

Listening to a true crime podcast about The Kerry Babies murder and get a Ireland Tourism ad 😅 Not getting the best impression honestly

Every man that has failed to give me an orgasm is going to this

There are very few times when my visual impairment becomes an issue, but it's always when I try a practical hobby. Lego frustrated me too much and cross stitch was made impossible from the start just with threading the needle. Any recommendations would be greatly appreciated.

#thetraitors Steven watching shit hit the fan

The next episode of #thetraitors is going to be more dramatic than any episode of untucked

I got this done in 2015 and its still one of my favourite tattoos. As its Daves birthday I think we should take the time to remember how incredible he was as an artist and how the wprld has turned to shit ever since he died

Cartoon by Pat Bagley, The Salt Lake Tribune

Gazpacho Soup!!!!!!

The onion working so fucking hard to sound satirical but everything reads as a genuine headline in this day and age. They even do a spell check which is better journalism than the daily mail

As shitty as the current geopolitical climate is right now im quite glad its happening on another contanant.

I hope I'm not the only one who is sick to the back teeth of press junkets with cast members pretending to be life long friends. If I have to see Jack Black in another matching t shirt with some other cunt that cant stand him I might throw my phone out the window

Wheres my fucking snow!

Is it just me or is the Y backwards?

For the Iraq War, oil made sense as a cynical imperialist motivation. In 2003, the US imported ≈11k barrels/day. These days, the US *exports* ≈3k barrels/day. We have a surplus of oil. I think Trump's plan in Venezuela is to expand on the El Salvador CECOT model, scale up his concentration camps.

Do i have to?

2025 was a big year but it was fucking hard work. Engagement, surgeries, hospital appointments, lottery win, dissertation wedding, graduation, holiday. Plus all the usual life shit of house, family, friends, and work. Can we have 2026 a bit calmer yeah?

give me the strength to weather the battles of 2026 with the grace and restraint of Sting squinting ever so slightly while Gregory Porter hits the most heinous bum note in history

I once shook hands with Poet Laureate Simon Armitage after a gig in Manchester and cried

Here are the birth dates of each person if the show Frasier started in 2025: YOU'RE WELCOME FELLOW OLD PEOPLE..

Signed. You should sign too. I stand with all my sisters, not just cisters notinourname.org.uk/petition/not...

Friends! Marriage! Nachos! Sounds boss to me honestly

My phone is currently out of action and im using Thews old LG until mine is fixed. We really do forget how good the tech that we use is. Compared to my lovely motorola, this old LG bag of shite might as well be using a potato waffle

Dang it

Tell us your favourites

my wife and I accidentally come up with band names in casual conversation so much that we had to make a shared google spreadsheet

Meats and cheeses always pleases. Merry fucking Christmas everybody

New hair colour just dropped

I am the only person I know who finds Lego stressful. Trying to build a little robin and Thews had to take over because I was losing my mind.

Bottom feeders getting their shit wrecked is such a turn on 🫦

We're doing our Christmas dinner today with friends. This will be me in a few hours after eating half a turkey crown and 8 pigs in blankets