STORY TIME Pre-covid I went away for the weekend with my friend and they took this amazing photo of me in the window of our hotel. Still one of my favourite photos of me

Feel as rough as a bears arse today. After a trip to the hospital Friday got told I have a kidney infection and given antibiotics and some heavy duty painkillers. Currently on the sofa watching Sunday Brunch because I don't have the strength to change the channel

Reminder: The existence of these in most Scottish supermarkets and corner shops is proof that anyone shilling for the notion that multiculturalism can't work on this island is a charlatan

Every day with him is the best

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Wedding ready

My old hairdresser has now shared an AI photo of the Arc De Triomphe covered in union jacks. These dumb fucks just sit at home looking at make belief and blaming "The Woke Left" while they are choosing to live in a hallucination. I just fucking can't with these people.

Getting soooo bored of having to educate people my generation about AI. My friends sister shared a conspiracy video about an Amazon listing for an AI book about Charlie Kirks shooting and my brother sharing AI videos of transantifa Palestine protests. At some point you're just thick

This is what my feed has looked like for 24 hours.

First time this happened we had been in the house just over a month and Thew was in the States for PulseCon. So I barely slept the entire time.

Biscuit week is always a let done for me. It's always a structural task and the answer is always gingerbread. Bake Off? More like Bore Off?

The evening has come, and the Reform After Party is in full swing!

It's a regular issue

I didn't mean to live post about bake off but it seems like that's what I'm doing

BAKE OFF!!!!

Fellow ‘Bluesky Elders’ will remember that the site was set up to pivot away from quote-tweets and dunks, but unfortunately I’ve found the perfect image to quote-tweet dunk someone with.

Autumn is fast approaching. Here comes the mixed bag of vitamin D deficiency, chronic runny nose and outstanding telly.

I've officially lost 30lb so far and I am thrilled. Still got a way to go but honestly I am delighted with what the jab has done for me.

Thew came back from shopping today with some sweet treats from the market. Two cinnamon buns, one biscoff and the other carrot cake flavour. They were pure heavenly filth and I should never have learned about them

I love shit AI advertising

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Date night ready. Celebrating 4 years with my love. I'm one lucky wife ❤️💕

Gotta love Rebecca Goodwin/ Becky Mills. I wish her nothing but love for everything she does and the courage she shows day in day out. What a woman ❤️

Been waiting for a reason to use this.

Bank holiday decorating 💚

This kind of garbage I see all the time honestly. When I talk to guys on recalls very few actually own up to the reason they're back in jail. It always starts with "my probation officer doesn't like me" and ends with caught shoplifting while high and not showing up to probation appointments

Seeing this on the news last night and just thinking: really, well done, you've bought the hammer down hardest on the thing the country most needs, just congratulations to everyone involved.

Sliding into a pair of jeans without having to lie down, sucking in, or standing up straight for the first time in the 2 years I've owned them. That's wegovy baby!

My best friend is currently in hospital, no idea when she will be discharged, so if anyone has any suggestions for gifts I can take to her to help pass the time. She can't eat so no sweet treats allowed.

Meet our new housemate, Big Steve

Best tipping point moment ever. Ben Shepherd questioning his life choices when both contestants answered donuts

I love how me and my friends are just a ball of late/undiagnosed ADHD. We talked tonight about our words loss moments and how we get around it. My friend told the story of how she forgot the word 'calendar' during a job interview and instead said 'time map'

Try to tell me I'm not cute I dare you

Cannot begin to tell you how angry I am at government institutions today. They can honestly all go suck their mum

I think it's time Edinburgh tourism stopped flogging the harry potter shit and focused on it's true contribution to pop culture. Bin off all the Harry potter merch and do Trainspotting bus tours

I'm not even there and I'm getting gifts 😭 #tfnation

I hope everyone has an absolute blast at TFNation this weekend. Kinda sad I won't be there to see you all and to help out with photos but I'll be very glad when I can enjoy the sunshine in my garden and not in the oppressive heat sun trap of the hilton. Drink lots of water and wear deodorant 😁

My husband is so fine!

Honestly, the dress was my favourite bit

Sad to say I won't be joining Thew at TFN this year. I'll be sad not to see all your lovely faces but also looking forward to a weekend alone in the house. Lazy weekend in my pants 🩲

After seeing Bad Guys 2 yesterday, despite having absolutely nothing to do with the furry community, I know they are going to be very happy.

Spent the evening introducing Thew to this cinematic classic

'appy Yorkshur Day. I friggin' love Yorkshire. At some point today I will have a cup of Yorkshire Tea and watch the video of Sean Bean saying 'Bastard!' for a solid 90 seconds

Our neighbour has given us a literal bing bag full of cooking apples. If anyone has any recipes for apple preserves send them over

Chloe Kelly’s goal celebration face is the exact look my sister used to give me behind our mum’s back when I was being told off

Spend my birthday in Sherwood Forest watching Disney's Robin Hood. Probably the most Notts thing anyone can do.

Sad I didn't get to go to pride today because of my godforsaken baby box ruining my plans but I got a good nap at least.

He doesn't mention I'm the one who told him this