Why are HAIR BRUSHING VIDEOS SIX HOURS LONG!!!!!

This is a FAVORITE MOMENT!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry I yelled “FINISH HIM” at your son’s circumcision

WAIT I WANNA TELL YOU SOMETHING

srry what did u say? i was daydreaming about riding u 💓

*Not really lurking in the shadows, but just out of sight. Deep pink, curious eyes watch who she thinks is that ghoul… that one… Plamlen. Pamen. Pla…* *Before he can leave the room, her eyes light up with sharp interest, and she pops from nowhere in front of him right as he turns.* Whatcha doin?

Snooze ya LOSE!!!!! Jk I’m putting these back haha!!!!

jesus is coming, open wide

WHOS PASTA SALAD IS THAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Stay still I’m sniffing you

Bitebitebite itebitebitebitwbite

*It’s kind of a lie. Really a lie, that she never naps, but most of the time it’s against her will! And she would almost never admit it.* *She pops into the library, a flash of pink appearing before she finds the big window. And… Aeon, probably. She eyes them curiously.* Hi. I’m Neveda.

I pass EVERY quiz I take!!!!!!!!!

Dipping a French fry in a frosty is demonic.

ominous thing i drew on notes and forgot about

DON’T look at the floorboards

Less slut shaming and more hoe hooraying

What’s a vacation even mean anyways???

why did we even domesticate peeves

Kasimierz Stabrowski Angels & Monsters

Sorry I'm late. I was hypnotized by the flames of the dumpster fire.

If I make a list and named it “ people I would eat out behind a Waffle House”, is that like…too much?

Sloppy makeout sesh l8r? Lmk

I’m not thinkin’ with my brain ANYMORE!!!!!!

Sometimes ya eat a fruit snack ya found and it makes ya feel like you’ve never ever been touched in your whole existence!!!!!!!! Right!!!!!!!

WHO POSTED THAT!!!!!!

Touch me touch me touch me touch me

cartoon and icon commission done for @astouract.bsky.social !!!!!!! hehe thank you so much for the commission #cartoonart #icon #commissionart #illustration

In my POCKETS!!!!

YOU MUST MAINTAIN YOUR STRENGTH AND POWER! SATE YOUR THIRST.

I don’t want their attention, I want their absolute and complete destruction.

God I want attention so bad

Screaming into a pillow #sketchbook #art #oilpainting

we out here eating yankee candles.

Anyone wanna meet up and just scream? We can get food after.

Enoki Toshiyuki [榎俊幸] (Japanese, b. 1961, Tokyo, Japan) - Black Cat Paintings

listen, girls need pockets because we need a place to put cool rocks and shit

Cup full of cherries for lunch!!!!!!!

BE SO BRILLIANT NONE OF YOUR ENEMIES WOULD DARE LOOK AT YOU.

If a person checks their watch while you’re talking, it’s probably because they’re timing you and this is a competition. Keep talking. It’s win-time baby. You got this.

Valentine’s Day 5!!!! 6?

Sexy nurse fit THEN no sexy nurse fit :3

Valentine’s Day 4 I’m biting whoever tries to take down the decorATIONS!!!!!!! WATCH IT

Valentine’s Day 3

VALENTINES DAY SHOULD BE EVERY DAY!!!!!!!!

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