don’t ignore my girlfriend.

how it feels to be me

((open)) *Stern is standing at the top of a hill with a bike between his legs.*

if im going to get a motorcycle i should probably first learn how to ride a bike…

anyone wanna howl at ambulances with me?

in many ways im a lot like gandalf

how’d you know?

want a motorcycle…

pup-peroni

milk bone

purina beggin strips…

im the egg hunt champion

i do this

gorp

//pov stern is excited to see you

hell yeah

that toy isn’t mine I’m holding it for a friend

i won’t even eat the candy. i just want to win.

is it cheating to use my infernal form to sniff out the eggs in the easter egg hunt?

jesus is coming, open wide

before i moved here i ate exclusively blood and damned souls

stomach hurts for the first time in my life. goddamn human food.

*stern can be found squaring up with the local sheep and rams in the barnyard*

in case anyone was wondering, i’m always down.

being a hellspawn has its perks. for example, i get to pick my birthday… what’s a good zodiac sign for me?

closed my tail in a door again

someone above me is banging around and i think they set off a grenade

im too hot to get sick

you’ll never guess who gave me that little clown

i dont need to wear any festive colors today im already red

happy friday the 13th

it’s a special day coming up

i can do this

im a good ghoul…

knowing how to glamour has me all dressed up with no place to go

you better bark like you want it.

im smart...

@suorblu.bsky.social I want to surprise March with a sweater like this. Can you pull it off?

want a burger………

they said im doing it wrong

finally learned to glamour time to destroy an innocent human family in “bowling”

i like this.

pretty accurate to what goes on in the pit

am i cringe?

say cheese.

YOU GET ME CLOSER TO GOD!

it's gonna be a good one.

thanks to sister march im now a professional rock skipper

is eating the christmas cookies helping with them?