INCOMING STAKES! Mr. Papagiorgio, your Continue? is ready. We put it all on the line of the VEGAS STAKES (for Super Nintendo). Will we get robbed or will we help a poor soul pay for their daughters very real operation? You never know what will happen next on The Strip.

Look we have fun here at Jeff Pennington dot BlueSky dot social but I am actually very much in need of work so if you have any artwork or design work you need done please hit me up! Email is below or you can DM me here

@storylords.bsky.social Listening to our boys on the top of Schwarzhorn in the Bernese Oberland. Gotta be careful, or else I might 3 myself off a cliff!

I’m in full Kong mode these days, man. I just GOTTA draw the guy! I’m ready to return to monke

We all see it don't we?

First trailer for ‘Marvel Cosmic Invasion’ 🎮 Playable characters include Spider-Man, Captain America, Storm, Nova, Wolverine, and Venom Releasing on PC and consoles Holiday 2025

this is where the analogy to Brexit is really useful. A similar attitude that the US is completely self-sufficient and needs nothing from anyone. Too bad a lot of innocent people are gonna find out the hard way that this isn’t true.

This is the middle of the story. We have to fight for a better end.

If you're craving more audio storytelling between episodes of Storylords, then have a 30-day free trial of Audible on us! Just sign up at www.audibletrial.com/Storylords and tell 'em The Lords of All Stories sent you!

Exactly this.

Look! Up in the sky! It’s… THE ROCKETEER! A commission for @solo061.bsky.social and a cool culmination of a lot of different techniques I’ve learned recently on a beloved childhood hero of mine

Everything that we warned the American public about regarding RFK Jr. is already happening. An excerpt from an OpEd that @jimalwine.bsky.social and I published. We wrote about about what happened in Samoa with the measles outbreak there and said, simply: “The same will happen here”.

So - I've actually led Ebola outbreak response at USAID. This is bunk from Elon. They have laid off most of the experts, they're bankrupting most of the partner orgs, have withdrawn from WHO, and muzzled CDC. What's left is a fig-leaf effort to cover their asses politically.

Now everything is starting to make sense....

INCOMING KONGS! Josh Kong is killing it in this episode. youtu.be/rbOewD51L50

Walton Goggins teases #Fallout S2 ☢️ "I thought Season 1 was extraordinary ... This blows it out of the water" (via Deadline)

If they wanted to take over the country, they only had to wait like three weeks until every technocratic nerd was unreachably distracted. They fundamentally do not understand us, and that is why they will lose.

INCOMING PREMONITION: The birds are in the bowl baby! We predicted weeks ago that the Eagles would make it to the Super Bowl and now you can watch a play by play of what will happen this Sunday! GO BOIDS! youtu.be/R-jgm1WDBmM?...

USAID matters. I've often disagreed with their strategy and choices, but their work saves more lives than any philanthropy can. It's a rounding error in the federal budget, and one of the best things we do as a country. To see it destroyed overnight by one unelected man is an unmitigated horror.

We worked for months with USAID to build an $85,000,000 project to end TB in two regions of the Philippines. The project is funded by private money, the Philippine government, and matching USAID funds. It could provide a blueprint for eliminating TB worldwide--except it's...not happening.

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff's mystery gets back on track as Johnny Long meets his true horror: his new partner, Josh's rapscallion heroes find themselves even deeper in the giggledirt, & Rich pulls back the curtain to reveal connections never imagined in the Omnizone! on.soundcloud.com/GZ859vGrYT8K...

Go. Birds. #GoBirds #PhiladelphiaEagles #GoEagles

In children per year, the US birth rate is at an all-time low, but in Miles’ per hour it’s at an all time high.

Trump Signs Executive Order Forcing All Ladders To Be Removed From Swimming Pools

The fact that Deepseek R1 was released three days /before/ Stargate means these guys stood in front of Trump and said they needed half a trillion dollars while they knew R1 was open source and trained for $5M. Beautiful.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Late night Joker sketch from the other day. Not as successful as the Riddler one but it has a fun vibe

TOONHOUNDSMON DIGI-ARMOR DIGIVOLVE TO.... NEWEPISODEMON creators.spotify.com/pod/show/too...

HATSUNE MIKU?!

Do the Borg assimilate dogs? I bet if they did people would hate them even more.

Hank Hill from King of the Hill is reportedly coming to Fortnite (via: FNBRintel)

Many Reddit channels have banned or are considering banning links to Twitter (X) after Elon Musk's controversial hand gesture "Fuck this guy"

EPISODE 7 IS NOW ON YOUTUBE! Josh and Vlog play you some booty shaking hits. Can I put the word booty in a description? Rich introduces beloved fan favorites Doots and Mookie! And finally follow Jeff and Pavlov Flinch into the most horrifying place of all, a University! youtu.be/SGbJePb5D7w

Hell of a day to upload, huh? Yeesh.

Beloved Milwaukee Brewers broadcaster Bob Uecker has died www.jsonline.com/story/sports... ‬⁩

An incredible copywriting moment. My friend @steeber.bsky.social knows I love a good packaging redesign, and spotted this unusual label revision. Why are they switching the wording to the version in the second photo? What happened?!? Well. When you're ready for the answer, open the second post…

Fun Fact: That isn't clipart or official art of Molly O'Brien (Captain Caveman), I made it myself. Juuuuust now. I started and finished it right as I started uploading the episode cause I forgot to make ep. art. Fun!

RED ALERT! NEW EPISODE ON DECK! WE'RE BACK, BABY! Molly becomes a cave woman and Miles and Keiko O'Brien aren't too psyched about it. And to be honest neither are we. Also, what's Earth's Fruit? Also also Worf is the WORST FATHER EVER, JEEEEEEZZZZ. on.soundcloud.com/49PKiPphA8Ud...

American transportation planners be like:

#MarvelRivals devs confirm they plan to release new heroes every 1.5 months 🎮 (via MetroUK)

The REAL episode 6 is up on YouTube! Remember episode 1? Rich sure hopes you do because it's the return of everyone's favorite wimp, Lionel Richie. Experience new cryptid lore from Jeff and maybe just maybe Cricket Man won't find you. And THE FLAMINGOS!?! Need I say more? youtu.be/Z2bto8Qzais

I see some people are demanding we watch the inauguration and I'm all, motherfucker, I didn't watch his first one and spent four years actively avoiding the sound of his voice, what makes you think I'm going to do any different this time around

We JUST finished recording our next episode, guest starring Kevin! It was an absolute blast and his story was wonderful you’re gonna love it! Episode dropping next week!

“Pavlov. You son of a bitch”

Commission of two characters from @storylords.bsky.social - Flyman the King of Sadness and deplorable private eye Pavlov Flinch doing the Predator handshake for a client

Me and @paulritchey.bsky.social wrote a Mickey Mouse audiobook for Disney and Audible! It’s finally out (free if you have an Audible account) and performed by the real deal character voice actors! www.audible.com/pd/B0DQTPQPP...

MASSIVE ANNOUNCEMENT! Our next episode of STORYLORDS, episode 56, is gonna feature guest star Kevin Cole (@spacekings.space !) Look forward to his original tale of Parasites and Oil alongside the other Lords’!

I must have walked by this fence hundreds of times but today I noticed that the posts are crowned with little snail sculptures of varying sizes and poses.

EPISODE 6 IS NOW ON YOUTUBE! Remember when we got socks as a prompt and complained our asses off about it like babies but then it turned out to be our best episode so far? That’s this one lol youtu.be/Y8TMw_WPmzU?...