THE LORDS RETURN! Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear! on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...

THE LORDS RETURN! Josh puts his heroes in a life or death escape but funny, Rich creates epic poetry to exposition dump but funny, and Jeff drags his protagonist through horrific delusion and death but funny! It's all actually funny, I swear! on.soundcloud.com/XcH4sXRlGtxD...

For patrons of our fine and lordly program we have a brand new episode of AFTERLORDS, the podcast where we discuss a topic near and dear to our hearts! This time around we're talking ALIENS, Ridley Scott's sex pervert sci-fi monster franchise! www.patreon.com/posts/afterl...

@storylords.bsky.social Listening to our boys on the top of Schwarzhorn in the Bernese Oberland. Gotta be careful, or else I might 3 myself off a cliff!

@joshhenderson.bsky.social @storylords.bsky.social

I have never gotten as hype during a @storylords.bsky.social cast as when @jeffpennington.bsky.social mentions the new MCS album. Truly the best podcast.

THE LORDS RETURN! On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality! on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...

THE LORDS RETURN! On our 69TH EPISODE MOMTACULAR Rich turns a fraud into a multiversal hero, Jeff turns a family get-together into an exorcism, and Josh turns a beautiful dream into a stark bummer of a reality! on.soundcloud.com/ouYtiPCelYfY...

A dope skeleton I drew inspired by @joshhenderson.bsky.social 's kickass Daranos stories ( I tried to DM it to ya but you can't send people images directly on bsky apparently?? weird ) This skeleton's cool as heck. If you don't know Daranos go listen to @storylords.bsky.social all the cool kids do✨

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?) on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...

AYYY I'M DARANOSIN' HERE!

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff's unlikely heroes find themselves completely on their own, Josh's most beloved Italian is given an offer he can't refuse, and Rich's deep, dark history is finally revealed - but like, in the story(?) on.soundcloud.com/KJMteDvDspeb...

THE LORDS RETURN! Josh brings us back to the pain mines to dance our troubles away, Rich ups the ante on action and suffering for better ratings, and Jeff brings unchecked delirium and horrible regret to the table... again! on.soundcloud.com/H4kQVq0ou2As...

For the first time EVER every single episode of STORYLORDS is now available on YouTube! From BB4P #1 all the way to our newest Storylords episode, you can relisten to our stories and our BSing at your leisure in audiovisual style now! And forever (til YT dies out)! youtube.com/@storylordsp...

NEW Patreon exclusive podcast for Hendersaints level patrons up, the rudely named C*NT RUSHMORE! In this 1st episode we attempt to come to a consensus on the Mt. Rushmore of Comedy Films & if not? Well the entire premise of the podcast is destroyed before it starts! www.patreon.com/posts/c-nt-r...

THE LORDS RETURN! Rich unveils the secret behind a lottery that gives you a better life, Jeff returns to the mystery of what the heck is even happening to Johnny Long, and Josh showcases that sometimes the buck-nastiest worlds take their toll just as hard as ours! on.soundcloud.com/sd2fXKzMGlwa...

A BRAND NEW podcast for Hendersaints and Masterpieces tiers is up right now on Patreon called In Lame Man's Terms! In our first ep Jeff gives a full college-level 101 course about Donkey Kong and the infamous KONG WARS for Rich and Josh to question/be horrified by! www.patreon.com/posts/in-lam...

A BRAND NEW podcast for Hendersaints and Masterpieces tiers is up right now on Patreon called In Lame Man's Terms! In our first ep Jeff gives a full college-level 101 course about Donkey Kong and the infamous KONG WARS for Rich and Josh to question/be horrified by! www.patreon.com/posts/in-lam...

THE LORDS RETURN...TO ANSWER YOUR E-MAILS! YOU ASKED AND NOW WE'VE ANSWERED! Two hours plus of e-mails sent in by lovely listeners like yourself that we painstakingly answer with either the truth or at least a pretty good joke. It's a smorgasbord of Q's and A's! on.soundcloud.com/zb714l2KlElu...

THE LORDS RETURN...TO ANSWER YOUR E-MAILS! YOU ASKED AND NOW WE'VE ANSWERED! Two hours plus of e-mails sent in by lovely listeners like yourself that we painstakingly answer with either the truth or at least a pretty good joke. It's a smorgasbord of Q's and A's! on.soundcloud.com/zb714l2KlElu...

My internet provider is down atm and that’s why the episode hasn’t been put up yet btw. Sorry about that!

If you dig the show and wanna hear your favorite Lords ranting and rambling and jokin' about then why not become a patron today and listen to our exclusive Patreon podcast "AFTERLORDS" which JUST dropped a new episode! www.patreon.com/posts/afterl...

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff dives into the deepest, darkest recesses of the mind, Rich reveals just how bad it can possibly get in the Omniverse, and Josh finally gets back to a story YOU, yes you, have been waiting for forever! THE MID-SEASON CLIFFHANGER EP IS HERE! on.soundcloud.com/x1HcKa9t5YWC...

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff dives into the deepest, darkest recesses of the mind, Rich reveals just how bad it can possibly get in the Omniverse, and Josh finally gets back to a story YOU, yes you, have been waiting for forever! THE MID-SEASON CLIFFHANGER EP IS HERE! on.soundcloud.com/x1HcKa9t5YWC...

THE LORDS RETURN! Josh's story goes completely off the rails, Rich's tale delves into the psyche of a human jock strap AND makes you care about him, and Jeff's tales diverge into comedy and tragedy at the intersection of STORYLORDS! on.soundcloud.com/XBcTxX1kBPTT...

THE LORDS RETURN! Josh's story goes completely off the rails, Rich's tale delves into the psyche of a human jock strap AND makes you care about him, and Jeff's tales diverge into comedy and tragedy at the intersection of STORYLORDS! on.soundcloud.com/XBcTxX1kBPTT...

If you're a fan of listening to us tangent about bullshit then I have JUST the podcast for you! Consider joining our Patreon at Hendersaints tier to get a brand new episode of AFTERLORDS our podcast about literally anything we're blabbing about between stories! www.patreon.com/posts/afterl...

I wish I had been following along since episode one, I only recently found out about this show's existence and I'm eagerly catching up to all the episodes. Yall fucking rule

WE'RE BAAACK! Rich proves that if science CAN go wrong, it WILL go wrong, Jeff pulls the curtain back on the REAL monsters behind Wall Street, and Josh copyright infringes a song JUST enough to get us into trouble on THE RETURN OF STORYLORDS! on.soundcloud.com/Bemb8bceUZ7r...

WE'RE BAAACK! Rich proves that if science CAN go wrong, it WILL go wrong, Jeff pulls the curtain back on the REAL monsters behind Wall Street, and Josh copyright infringes a song JUST enough to get us into trouble on THE RETURN OF STORYLORDS! on.soundcloud.com/Bemb8bceUZ7r...

Happy Mothers Day to all your filthy ass skank ass ho ass mamas. Tell ‘em the Lords said hi. They’ll remember us.

Zuck: the average American has three friends

UHHHH-OHHHHH! Due to unforeseen circumstances M-Cla... Storylords won't be recorded this week, or shown next week! Sorry about that. We'll now be recording on our next recording date and releasing on our next release date, which is 5/12/2025 (as close as we can figure without a mathematician)

I've been wanting to do some @storylords.bsky.social fanart for a long time. Specifically Queen Axewound. Here is my vision, I hope I did her justice. I hope it pleases my Lords @joshhenderson.bsky.social @jeffpennington.bsky.social @richmasters.bsky.social (Also, listen to the damn podcast.)

There's a BRAND NEW episode of our kitchen sink discussion podcast AFTERLORDS up on our Patreon for all pledge levels right now! We're talkin' about birthdays, the best days and the worst days, and every anecdote in-between this time so join up! www.patreon.com/posts/afterl...

This was such an excellent episode. Y’all really brought some heavy guffaws and groans. I’m sure grateful to have this show as part of my fortnightly routine. 💜

IT'S THE APRIL FOOLS SWITCHEROO! ...What do you mean it's April 14th? Jeff takes on science fiction, Rich tackles fantasy and Josh dives into horror on this once a year goof-around-and-find-out type episode! It's a wild one, folks. on.soundcloud.com/7VNZDcHB8bF1...

We got an exclusive sneak peek at the next episode art for the show up on Patreon for folks interested, go join up and peek away! www.patreon.com/posts/episod...

ATTENTION PATRONS! Rich is doing a little patron-only Discord talk about the trials and tribulations of trying to get a novel published and everything that entails on April 15th, BE THERE OR be dumb about the subject I guess. All details in this post: www.patreon.com/posts/writin...

THE LORDS RETURN... with special guest @vidazen.bsky.social !! Josh brings nudity & phone booths, VidaZen puts pedal to the metal for love AND murder, Jeff introduces a different new gross horror & Rich ends a universe for character development! Not ours though(?) on.soundcloud.com/ct3pFhZznbu7...

THE LORDS RETURN... with special guest @vidazen.bsky.social !! Josh brings nudity & phone booths, VidaZen puts pedal to the metal for love AND murder, Jeff introduces a different new gross horror & Rich ends a universe for character development! Not ours though(?) on.soundcloud.com/ct3pFhZznbu7...

If you're craving more audio storytelling between episodes of Storylords, then have a 30-day free trial of Audible on us! Just sign up at www.audibletrial.com/Storylords and tell 'em The Lords of All Stories sent you!

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff's mystery veers HARD into terrifying insanity, Rich's Omniversal tale gets even more dire stakes, and Josh writes an adorable lil' bedtime story for a precocious scamp! Sort've... on.soundcloud.com/YC1qPLBEx6ja...

THE LORDS RETURN! Jeff's mystery veers HARD into terrifying insanity, Rich's Omniversal tale gets even more dire stakes, and Josh writes an adorable lil' bedtime story for a precocious scamp! Sort've... on.soundcloud.com/YC1qPLBEx6ja...

THE LORDS RETURN! ...sorta. Every few eps this season we're taking a break from writing to do something a little less strenuous - this time we decided to ask each other incredibly personal questions, which kinda defeats the point, but we had a great time! on.soundcloud.com/NiXLSmEt8mde...

THE LORDS RETURN! ...sorta. Every few eps this season we're taking a break from writing to do something a little less strenuous - this time we decided to ask each other incredibly personal questions, which kinda defeats the point, but we had a great time! on.soundcloud.com/NiXLSmEt8mde...

UHHHHHH-OOOOHHHHHH!

THE LORDS RETURN! Rich's experiment in the applied science of the multiverse begins in earnest, Jeff takes the mysterious case of Madeline Brooks to a wild reveal, and Josh's weirdos find themselves at the mercies of a new friend worse than any foe! Also: Jokes! on.soundcloud.com/EUjTtUTSo7kt...

Episode 8 of STORYLORDS is on YouTube now! The episode is WAY funnier and more lighthearted than the prompts, we promise*! Share with your friends, comment, and get that 3 out! youtu.be/Peb3HM2er_s

"I'm gonna chunk my ralph" ~ Gordy