BAFFLED by this job opening saying " It can get hot in summer and chilly in winter, but if you care about doing a good job and providing great customer service, you’ll fit right in." Like you could have just not mentioned you have no heating! OR DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT

Vine isn't going to be the same if people are making videos in full 4k hd. You need to be doing this shit in 480p max with an absolutely dogshit microphone

The people complaining about fanservice in the fallout trailer are fascinating like what the fuck did you think this was

What if dogs were venomous You couldn't touch them without gloves

the miniature discourse surrounding "rule of cool" and ttrpgs is making a lot of people and a lot of games sound incredibly fucking boring. God forbid people try to be entertaining.

I like how this commercial for an AI washing machine doesn't explain how or why

Sculpting is hard but at least it looks like what it's supposed to

the real final boss in Kingdom Hearts Re:COM is Winnie the Pooh

Really enjoyed Le Vourdalak, felt like a throwback to some late 70s early 80s european horror, some great argeto vibes. Marionettes was an inspired choice.

isn't this how one of the hobbit movies ends

How stupid is this, our sci-fi episode of Toonhounds got a copyright strike on youtube for a 1950s radio commercial for Pepsodent I put in the break! it says the content used was "Get out of here — Slippery Dognose" which has no relevant results on google.

I remember Walter Melon being on CCTV constantly and I've never heard a single other person mention it in my life

I love bandcamp and how it enables my listening to 8 minutes long folk punk albums from 2010 sleddingwithtigers.bandcamp.com/album/no-ran...

I keep thinking about Reel Big Fisk

What the fuck does that have to do with ninjas???? Also stop writing your news posts with chatgpt, it sucks.

Trying to find scans of the junk mail page from the UK version of Simpson's Comics, to see if I imagined the give homer hair competition where someone gave him dreadlocks. This is all just context. Found a forum thread with a 38 year old man complaining the letters page was bad now. The internet.

Do people who generate images to make fun of the generated image realise how fucking stupid that is

Finished the car today, and made a pair of glasses

Today's blendin': An untextured car

Imgur got blocked in the UK about two weeks ago and I never even realised until about five minutes ago. That website used to be like 50% of the internet, everything was hosted on imgur, and it took me this long to notice it didn't exist anymore

Today's Blent: A mallet meant to fit in super mario rpg, and a sci-fi / ratchet & clank style axe

FABLE 3

Landscape artists want to fuck trees

In Nineteen Hundred and Ninety-Two Columbus Directed Home Alone 2

The blender practice for today, some backpacks and a mean sign

Facial topology is confusing but I'm making progress

Reel Big Fish's Cheer Up!! is a perfect album and I'm taking no notes

I can't get over this costing $976 Did they have to kill an actual vampire for it

It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.

Eight thousand iterations of this discourse later, there is no political utility in calling fascists fat. All you're doing is propping up the brutal hierarchy which lets people like them work up from deniable social torture to state violence.

Today's blending

Playing around with particle systems

A before and after of six months of learning Blender

it took about twelve hours for the discourse to shift from retroachievements admins are bad -> all achievements are bad -> ableist opinions on people who enjoy achievement hunting

It's still a WIP but I wanted to share my blender dawg

retroachievement's apparent defense:

I think I'm done?

There's still detailing to do but I'm mostly proud of those windows tbh

I can't believe Major Metellus Funkhouser could do such a thing

IT HAPPENED *THE YEAR BEFORE*

Crazy story I saw in the sept 1918 Exhibitors Herald

Some desk lamps I made in blender, for box modeling, paths and lighting practice. (the cone of light from the bigger lamp is an actual cone)

wheee whooo woohooo

Wow. A rare bluesky Main Character.

Six The Offspring albums deep, it's feeling more and more like they missed their calling of writing radio jingles

Keep jangling those keys, Disney.

With the unholy power of UV mapping, you can turn an ordinary box into a box with a picture on it -- AT NO EXTRA COST

LET ME BE BORING FOR A MINUTE Okay the modern day sections suck, they're really slow. BUT. In black flag, the (spoiler alert for a years old game) reveal that Bart is a Sage means absolutely nothing without the modern day context. It changes from being a reincarnation story to just being some guy

get out of there, you

Some fun with blender