I would love to watch a time lapse of one of these being picked clean like bugs eating an animal corpse

My gf @shivs.kindgirls.online just said "there's a problem with the funny gap in our relationship. You are hilarious." And I need more people to be aware of just how goddamn funny I am 😁

the one good mormon

speak for yourself

if you loved me you would by me the glow in the dark 3 rat moon shirt 🤩

misogyny, as much as people hate to hear it, IS A POLITICAL STANCE

This mofo is smiling 😅

Needs constant attention to exist.

It's beautiful waking up to sad Americans

queen of "looking mildly fucked up & in desperate need of her meds" so the Pharmacist gives me an emergency supply ☺️ (I fucked up ordring my meds again this month)

another day of missing valko.

Mental Health is important

An unwholesome amount of joy this swan is experiencing.

Girl, get in line.

Microsoft is laying off 4,800 workers today. Its CEO made $96.5M in 2025, a 22% increase from the previous year. Microsoft made $101B in net income last year — and raked in up to $12.5B in tax breaks from Trump's Big Ugly Bill. This is what a rigged system looks like.

25% of the Bsky population :

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Nintendo is not free from sin and no corporation is your friend, but I do have to hand it to Nintendo for making bullshit. Sony and Microsoft are afraid to do crazy shit. Nintendo dropped a $100 alarm clock when everyone was waiting for the Switch 2 to be announced. They keep you on your toes.

Roost is an app that uses virtual birds to send text. When your message arrives is based on distance between correspondents & bird-speed. It’s deliberate slowdown, provoking a different approach. But my 18th century-pilled brain notes it is still faster than how letters moved for much of history.

Perfectly normal Baltimore graffiti.

okay i love moving it has taken me a year to rebuild my livestream setup bought this jank Hercules DJ Console 4-Mx for $50 ~10 years ago which is designed for some shit Virtual DJ software but fuck dat i'm a Real DJ so i'm using it with Traktor Scratch Pro now i can do stupid DJ shit like this

lmao this exchange

rat drama🐀

IF YOU KNOW WHO RANSACKED THE DATA CENTERS, NO YOU FUCKING DIDN'T. REMEMBER: THE GUY WHO SOLD OUT LUIGI DIDN'T GET REWARDED AND IS NOW A PARIAH. YOU SEE NOTHING. YOU HEAR NOTHING. YOU KNOW NOTHING.

It’s wildly corrupt, on behalf of the US Govt and FIFA, that’s what it is

Since apparently this isn't making it beyond UK news yet, Rockstar petitioned a British court to section an 18 year old autistic kid under the mental health act for hacking their server and leaking a short GTA 6 clip a couple of years ago. No trial, no term of sentence, just locked up in hospital.

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Less fun playing a good game, knowing your choices and failures and progress are tracked, but the team’s been laid off, and will never learn from the data, will not use it to make the next game. There is no next game. Neither you nor the devs are a part of any legacy. Both of you are just numbers.

I deserve someone who gets turned on buying me things.

Alt text added for accessibility. ❤️

remember that time San Diego accidentally detonated all of its hour long fireworks show in a single blast in 2012?

After Egypt's historic knockout win over Australia, head coach Hossam Hassan walked onto the pitch carrying a PALESTINE flag. The Pharaohs advance, and their coach made sure the celebration carried a message the whole world saw.

Anyway PlayStation has always been a chud platform for chuddy little shitheads who like boring movies with button prompts to keep them awake

in another timeline im playing house with this wolfy... #BringBackValko

excuse my big fat belly, but my adorable bby is falling asleep on me 🥲

Everyone on instagram has THE SECRET to losing weight. And all you need to do is leave a comment & they'll dm you it... - it being a link to their programme that costs anywhere between 25-200 bucks to see 🙄😬😬😬

Holly was this you? 😅 @hollybaleen.bsky.social

she does not give one single fuck

I bit my fucking tip of my tongue while eating peanut m&m's earlier and it aches like fuckery. Hilariously I was thinking of getting my tongue re-pierced and this has put me right off again

I was shown this by Casey and I immediately shouted (mostly at myself) that "I'm failing at a contest i didnt even know i was competing in!" I have never been this spontaneous in my life and it shows, lmao

my dog, just flopping herself down in some one elses front gardens, just cos 😅

every tiny bit of exposure to "fandom" I have is just glimpsing people driving each other insane having the worst faith possible reading of everything

To be real, a Disney-owned property like Marvel Rivals very loudly and intentionally leaning into the “porn-bait” side of hero shooter character design in the current climate of nsfw censorship and independent nsfw creators being deplatformed left and right bugs the *fuck* out of me

DO NOT SHARE SCREENSHOTS OF THE INFOWARS ELF.