Outlook is an incredible email platform if the main thing you're looking for is an email platform that sucks

performative kale

[sasha colby voice] i'm your emergency contact's emergency contact

The reason mainstream Democrats are constantly trotting out the imaginary archetype of the Decent Conservative is because they are themselves just slightly more polite Conservatives.

See also: hashtag resistance liberals who keep calling Trump/Musk/etc gay because a) "fag" is still somehow the worst insult they are capable of imagining and b) they are unable to comprehend that straight people really are this evil, without any hidden motives to explain it all away.

begging democrats to fight right now like portland is as important as jimmy kimmel

Told a guy on Grindr I hurt myself at the gym and his response was "oh nice" lmao

i think leftists who can't accomodate people of faith into their politics are really really making a profound mistake

the shooter was just a cis dude but even if he was the most trans person to ever trans it wouldnt justify rounding up all the trans people for crimes they didnt commit, really wish people in positions of power would be saying this

Who is Broccoli Rob?

Something we can hopefully all agree on:

Shut up nerd

They should invent a library that is quiet

The purpose of AI is to destroy any consensus of history, example #4,528,926

I think people like this should be forced out of "ideas" as a career and into menial office jobs with an income cap of 65k per year.

James Dobson dying is a staring into the middle distance type of event. You have likely directly suffered bc of him. Few have done more to harm humanity at large in the past few decades. A principal architect of our current nightmare. No redeeming aspect. He was a rat made entirely out of plague.

Bye bitch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Remembered this moment while driving and almost crashed my car ✌🏼

"The people we starved to death were already kinda like that" is morally indistinguishable from holocaust denial

fancam of honey dijon kettle chips

this nameless phantom feeling

Counterculture and punk rock is when all of the richest companies in the world try to force you to use something

I love that Tony Soprano's response to crisis is either to shrug and say "whaddaya gonna do" or fully pass out

And some certain significance lurks in all things, else all things are little worth, and the round world itself but an empty cipher

My actual answer is ADVENTURE TIME and my Serious Adult Person answer is DEADWOOD.

I'm going to become the joker

This is an amazing way of writing “most of the world”

Interesting that the 28 YEARS LATER sequel is going to be called THE BONE TEMPLE because that's also what the backseat of my Mazda is called. See you in court Alex Garland

I love a "world tour" that is actually just every major city in the US, three stops in the UK, and a couple of shows in Toronto

Anyone biking faster than me is a showoff and anyone biking slower isn't trying hard enough

i have to say that i love when fortune smiles upon me, but by the same token i cannot stand it when im subject to the cruel whims of fate

Does anyone want to go to the gym for me today?

In the kitchen huffing almond extract like it's poppers

It can be frustrating talking to post-evangelicals who have adopted progressive values because so often they are still evangelical, just not about Christianity. We as a group have to unlearn all-or-nothing, black-and-white thinking or else we haven't changed anything but our clothes.

The evil that men do lives after them

People who prefer weightlifting to cardio have a sickness of the soul

AI is the aesthetic of modern fascism but Kinkade's paintings heralded America's Disney-coded comfort fascism ( per @garethwatkins.bsky.social)

I hate being in my 30s. My knees hurt because of...my shoes? Leave me alone

There's something almost intoxicating about drinking and doing drugs

kamala IS virgin

Vote blue no matter who so long as blue looks more like red, is beholden to Israel, and is unpopular with working people

For whom the benson boones

Today I finished the first draft of my favorite story I've ever written 😌

Literally so smart that they alphabetized the ABCs. No idea how we'd remember them otherwise

Evergreeeeen

Impossible to hear conservatives talking about immigration without thinking of this

Idk man but when the administration that tried to reject humanitarian aid for Los Angeles when it was burning tries to justify their illegal military occupation by saying they aren’t going to let LA burn it kinda sounds like bullshit