Let's be honest. Until someone actually physically drags him, in shackles, out of the Oval Office (or the MaL dining room, or off the golf course, or wherever) and bangs him in the slammer, all the legal findings in the world aren't going to stop him.

Remember, if you have shitty parents, you don’t have to stay long. And really, you don’t have to visit at all. Nobody’s owed your time.

actually I changed my mind, I love celebrity boxing matches now. I think everyone I hate should do them, because I'm really enjoying watching the worst people on earth get their shit rocked

FMD. Just spotted a bloke in a Trump 2028 hat, and I'm pretty sure he's not being ironic. I'm in Western Australia, BTW.

yelling that Trump is doing something "against the law" is meaningless if there are no consequences

it'd be nice to wake up just one morning without politicians from "both sides" handing the worst people on the right everything they fucking want, constantly, all the fucking time, here you go boys, here's your bigotry and swill, you fucking pigs #auspol

The more one digs the more disgusting this whole farce becomes www.crikey.com.au/2025/12/12/p...

Leave your own water glass somewhere the cat can reach and tell them it's not theirs. Works every time.

Christmas FACT: Every year in an Oslo square, they display a tenner in a card given to them by the people of the UK.

U.S. pals: Do. Not. Donate. To. Salvation. Army. There are better charities out there. Much better.

periodic reminder that the crusade against MSG was just racism and it is actually just magical science salt that gets you More Yummy for Less Sodium

Is it just me, or is everyone else's Discover feed just recycling the same few dozen posts?

If you live in a walkable railway suburb with a job in the city and choose to drive everywhere and whinge about traffic, you should be forced to give up your house to someone economically forced to live in a dismal car suburb who would prefer not to. Without compensation.

Apropos of nothing very much, I always find it hilarious, whenever, some celebrity of the creative world turns out to be a bit of a dick, watching the gymnastics of a significant %age of the online world performatively establishing that, either they always thought they were mediocre, or that...

The sort of display you get when Madame Tussaud’s let’s the work experience kid have a go

“My little Anais asked, ‘Nanny have we been bad?’”

I’m really really tired of Everybody-Is-Twelve World. Middle school sucked the first time and I have no desire to repeat it in my 50s.

As I've said *many* times, the Australian political class is a relatively tiny, but viciously exclusive, clique. If you're not part of it by the time you hit Year 11, you're pretty much fucked if you have ambitions for elected office beyond regional shire level.

at long last mediocre white women are reaping the benefits that used to be reserved for mediocre white men. progress ❤️

Gingerly eating a bag of Hula Hoops and noticed the “no msg ✔️” on the packet. So I just went and added some MSG and shook the bag and they taste infinitely better. I recommend this to all foods that brag they’re MSG free

Unpopular opinion. Ability to play chess is an absolutely shithouse analogue for having an intellect useful in any field *other* than moving little figures around on an 8x8 board.

can we finish kicking the shit out of russia so china can buy АвтоВАЗ and sell lada nivas to australia? please?

Small, but perfectly formed, model railway.

Just imagine every single person in the administration is 12 years old. Everything will make perfect sense.

under a Catbus administration every child in America will be issued a super shotgun, a stimpack and a yellow skull key

who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

Car dependency is expensive, yes, but living in a walkable/bikeable area well served by public transit is *also* really expensive. In order to free people from the financial stranglehold of car dependency, we need to make the alternative more affordable.

Euston’s great because over the tannoy they say running anywhere in the station is forbidden, and then release the platform number for your train 30 seconds before it’s due to depart.

The Rutles’ biopic has long been a personal favorite

Yay, does that mean at some point we get to see Roland Rat and Kevin the Gerbil brought in the keep people interested?

"Did ye spill ma fukkin' pint?"

The X platform now has a new tool that promotes scrutiny about the origin of X accounts. I've noticed lately that more trolls are invading Bsky. This same feature that X has so members can check an account's country of origin would be super helpful to weed out the bad guys from causing harm here.

The restriction on car makes in Motability is a perfect and horrible example of Government By Vibes. it saves no money, it helps absolutely nobody, all it does is makes a few cruel and angry people feel better while disadvantaging people with mobility needs.

Vaccinating boys and girls. It works bitches.

Just did the meter read for the first full billing period since getting our solar array replaced due to storm damage. Turns out the new panels and inverter are chucking almost 2x the juice into the grid as the old ones, despite being the same nominal capacity. Most of the improvement seems to be

I don't really do Facebook any more, for many reasons, but I still check in occasionally for the (diminishing) things it's still vaguely useful for. Today my feed seems to have been swamped with One Nation/far right propaganda. Cunts.

Please allow me to introduce myself, I'm a man of wealth and taste...

Middle and upper class politicians making crapulent statements about being poor, a thread. Growing up poor, with one disabled parent and one with a sporadic income, I failed to grasp the vast gulf between my/my family's financial situation and that of even my fairly typically middle-class peers. /1

I'm sick of people cuntsplaining how to be disabled with zero income, frankly, Rachel. BUT HERE WE ARE.

I’m over these silent detective types. Both Jules Maigret and Jay Swan don’t answer questions when their colleagues, and even their partners, ask them. Just sort of walk off mysteriously. This is one reason why Jimmy Perez is so wonderful - he communicates with people! 📺

squirrel: *points gun* me: what do you want me to do? squirrel: *gestures at sign* me: alright, i get it *opens book drop* squirrel: *makes hurry-up motion* me: NOT A SQUIRREL! squirrel: *disappears into book drop* me: *whispers* forgive me, keith

I do not want to “Do my own research.” I want to pay trained accredited experts to do the research, trained accredited experts to report on findings, and trained accredited experts to make policy based on them. I am busy af with my own job, I don’t need to do eight zillion more.

Santa *is* real, but he's a jerk...

At least some responsibility for the whole "a 15/16/17 year old isn't really a child" bullshit can be sheeted home to Hollywood's tendency to write and cast high school kids as being in their late 20s.

No one can convince me that a thing I already like is bad, and I shouldn't like it. I may actually already agree that the thing is indeed bad. Me liking things doesn't magically make them good and infallible. Sometimes I even like something *for* being bad. But I can't unlike a thing, sorry.

Steven Spielberg's feature-length directorial debut in the made-for-television action thriller movie "DUEL" starring Dennis Weaver premiered #OnThisDay in 1971 on the ABC television network 📺 Universal Television 🚛 🚗

a “Space Force”, if you will

If sport is so great for mental health and character building, how come there are so many deeply toxic people involved in it , across all levels, all codes, and all nations?