typical pissant

They straight up lobotomized Akinator. Couldn't even guess Regis Philbin. Tragic

ANDY: remember drink from the hose? CREED: yep GEORGE: i don't ANDY: remember using landline phones? GEORGE: nope CREED: like it was yesterday ANDY: me too CREED: remember howdy doody? ANDY: no not really GEORGE: dunder mifflin george jetson speaking CREED: bet he gets the sale ANDY: he always does

It has felt like Sunday for five days now. Eternal Sunday. I bet The Lord is stoked

McDonald corner pounder

Honey I swallowed the juul pods

If you actually sit down and read the grinch’s manifesto he makes a lot of good points

Out: delusions of grandeur In: realities of grandeur

Stackin bills this nye, no science guy

2024: The Year In Squishes #BestSquishes #CrunchyChewYear

I chomped the chain The chain I chomped Upon the chomped chain I comp(?)

I chomped the chain The chain I chomped Upon the chomped chain I comp(?)

I have chomped the chains that were in the icebox and which you were probably Chomping for breakfast Forgive me they were delicious so sweet and so chain

i wanna knoooow have you eveeer chooomped the chain

I know why the chained chomp sings

He who ignores chain is doomed to chomp it

for sale: baby chains, never chomped

Ask not for whom the chain chomps - it chomps for thee

Chainthony Chomptano here

This shit really chomps my chain

"He who chains the chomp will find his chains chomped." - ancient proverb

The Chained Chomp

I'm allergic to the game 😔

I love that The Little Saint Nick song, they were seriously just like what if we wrote a Christmas song about a tiny Santa Claus? Too funny

Got back out into the Sonoran Desert today and did some wildlife photography. Here’s a western screech owl inside a saguaro and some gilded flickers on the same cactus.

This is wild www.youtube.com/watch?v=vc4y...

Scouring off my oily coat

Snapchat fucking rules

Hey check this out

I don’t own a scale anymore because I used to weigh myself before and after I pooped and one time my weight went UP .4 lbs and now I live in fear.

ed davey, the leader of the third-largest political party in the united kingdom, just brought up the rizzler on live TV. maybe britain wasn't as evil as i thought...

Shit got me feelin like a polychaete

Guess who's back with a brand new dance?

It's wave-forward

🎶 all in all it's just a nother dick in the balls 🎶

Lisa Thank

Where Did I Put My Damn Seam Ripper: The Movie

It is almost midnight and I am playing the kazoo AMA

hark tuah, hear the angels sing on that thang

Hooves

Imagine how insulting it would feel to find out the type of animal you are has edible in the name en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Europea...

Shafer is awesome to work with and makes incredible art, commission em!!

*there will be blood voice* If you had a pokemon, and I had a pokemon, and my pokeball starts to reach acrooooooooooss the room I. CATCH. YOUR. POKEMON. I CATCH THEM ALL!

I love my homely wife

Yayo got me speakin minionese