Has Chris Matthews left New York yet? He better stay away from Central Park.

If you think about it, Mr. Blobby was the archetype for David Brent on The Office, a complete twat who thinks he’s the shit.

some people will do ANYTHING to get out of a debate

I want to be clear, gum violence is never the answer.

Every single White House proof of life picture right now. #whereistrump

I dunno what it says about me but whenever I see someone out in the wild with a Shadow the Hedgehog sticker on their car I can’t help but think “oh they a freak huh?” jk I know exactly what is says about me.

I got two vaccines and a blood draw today, that’s 3 different needle pokes, in the past I wouldn’t have been able to get through any of these without severe anxiety. Kinda proud of myself for getting through it all today ngl.

Why do so many men on the internet DM you in the style of an Alice in Wonderland character? “How am I? I will tell you, but first you must solve my riddles three”

I really feel like Brianna Wu thinks that because she’s an insane person that every other trans person out there is just as insane she is.

From The Archives: Trump Teeters On White House Ledge Weighing Pros And Cons Of Killing Self Right Now To Distract From McCain’s Funeral

Trans girls will find one piece of clothing and then make all of their outfits with it for months. It’s me I’m trans girls. (Not apologizing for my overalls)

Question for the white people who use the white skin tone emojis, you know, these 👍🏻👆🏻👌🏻; do y’all also use that tone for this one ✊?

Andrew Cuomo continuing to run for nyc mayor as a third party will almost certainly hurt the Republican Curtis Sliwa more than it will Zohran Mamdani in November, and I dunno why, but that is so fuckin funny.

I dunno how else to explain it but the BBQ sauce from McDonalds has a hint of garbage dumpster smell to it

They call it bittersweet chocolate but if we’re being honest, it could be a little more bitter, it’s mostly just sweet. You got this girl.

I’ve seen so many conservative news stories this week like: Original Superman character Man on Street 5 says “this new Superman is too woke”

Anyone who is mad because they see Superman as an Anti-Zionist movie is telling on themselves

You can literally be a lesbian and men will still “but you haven’t met me”

The MAGAs turning on Trump and each other was always what was going to happen. Every single right wing Facebook group the past 10 years is just a bunch of pdf file hunters constantly pointing the finger at each other and calling each other pdf files.

The best thing about watching 1970s rock music videos is how the singers always look just like somebody who would be singing their songs at karaoke 50 years later.

Atherosclerosis could do the funniest thing right now.

Do you ever get really high and then watch music videos from the 1980s and wonder if they were as high as back then you are now?

When reached for comment about Iran, Trump was heard expressing surprise the nuclear sites hadn’t already been destroyed because he saw Maverick and Goose Jr. do that 3 years ago.

Every rich person that sees this should find a Trans person on. This website and send them a thousand dollars because you can and we all need it.

Trump’s big boy birthday parade looks more like Fyre Festival than Victory Day in Red Square.

Petition to change the name of Austin, TX to Austism, TX

Reminder for straight and cis folks, queer and trans people don’t owe you a quieter, more palatable version of themselves. Always, but especially right now. #pride #pridemonth

In hindsight listening to the @westernkabuki.bsky.social Trump-Musk divorce episode while on the treadmill at the gym was a bad idea.

How I imagined today’s Elon Trump Divorce went in real time.

On the subject of Abundance, it’s very funny that the YIMBYs and NIMBYs don’t realize that they are all basically the same guys at their core.

I dunno, it kinda seems like AI is popular with the stupids. “AI, it’s just like me, I’d make this joke”

It’s very telling that one man attacking 12 people while shouting “free Palestine” is considered more offensive & heinous than the US supporting & participating in the genocide & ethnic cleansing of over 100k people out in the open for the past 2 years.

Transfem Indiana Jones: Chasers. Why’d it have to be chasers? Happy Pride!

Grindr but it’s pronounced like Grendel from Beowulf. Happy Pride Month 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

South Americans are kinda cute with their little Yerba Mate cups with their little metal straws.

What’s it’s like as a lesbian everytime a man asks for your attention.

The current budget bill is an atrocity and out-of-touch leaders like Chuck Schumer laid the groundwork by voting for the CR. Appeasement and complicity do not work. When you bend the knee, they’ll break your leg.

staging a show-and-tell about a fake genocide during a real genocide to the government that has done the most to seek justice for that real genocide is designed to break our brains. They know what they are doing. www.cnn.com/2025/05/21/w...

One of the cool things about transitioning is when you and your girl wear the same size clothes you can share outfits. One of the not so cool things is when you spend 45 minutes searching through the laundry/closet only to find out she’s been wearing the favorite bra you couldn’t find all day. 😆

Republican lawmakers across the US ban internet pornography, because porno should be discovered in the woods like it used to be.

A car bombing of a reproductive healthcare center seems like terrorism to me, but watch the corporate media downplay it.

the democratic party got a single gen z representative with david hogg and he started actually representing the resentment young generations have to old and weak democratic leadership and canned him. pathetic. this party will genuinely never change and keep losing to republicans. bleak

Surely there’s some Trek Fans who cross over with Breaking Bad

Stitch, Disney’s Pikachu

Imagine if you will, the year is 2048, and they still let Sam Seder do his little show 4 days a week. A milk bottle of Liquid IV daily keeps you sharp and focused even in your 8th decade. Fun little peek into the future of @majorityreport.bsky.social today.

Actual quote from the new pope “what kind of asshole puts ketchup on a hot dog?”

These Dick Wolf spinoffs have gone on too long, first it was Chicago Fire, Chicago Med, then Chicago PD, but now he’s doing Chicago Pope?

Do you ever feel like your local city planning department is doing Cities Skylines IRL? Like, why would you install a round about here and it works great for 5 years and then you decide to install a traffic light a half a block down the street from it?

Pope Leo Season

holy shit yes!!