im just really fucking sick of spending my entire adult life lurching from one worldwide economic disaster to another all because people pretend republicans arent dumb as dog shit morons completely detached from reality

www.scotusblog.com/2026/03/the-... Motherfucker thinks only people who choose to make the US their home count as citizens under the 14th? Dickhead, the 14th was specifically made to grant citizenship to people who didn't choose to be here, literal slaves!

Just put a rocket boost on the big ships activated by a giant red button. They'll be able to Tokyo drift around the peninsula that way Geeze, it's like the white house has never planned anything. Amateurs

I give up, Claude is conscious. Ergo AI developers must face imprisonment or execution for performing medical experiments on their living slave.

Conservatism is "The belief that there are aspects of how society is ordered that are beyond our control, that we did not make and cannot change. Underlying rules that we may deviate from, but only to our detriment. We can, however, recognise them—they are permanent, predictable, and preservable."

If South Asia + the Middle East destabilize simultaneously, humanitarian systems will be tested far beyond current capacity. We should be watching displacement indicators NOW — not after borders are overwhelmed. Conflict headlines = migration headlines within weeks, not years.

We killed 85 schoolgirls. We are not the good guys.

things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy

Why did I check my phone at 4am after the bathroom? 😩

Why did I check my phone at 4am after the bathroom? 😩

AAAAAAHHHHH

People are always like what’s something you miss from the past and one of mine is antitrust laws

Is there one weather app out there that isn't shit?

Don't congratulate John Roberts or the Supreme Court. Congratulate Rick Woldenberg, the Chicago-area leader of Learning Resources, an educadtional toy company that had the courage to sue the president of the United States to save his family business. As well as everyone else who stepped up.

Trump v. United States is an illegitimate decision.

The Planet of the Muppets

Evidently, something was broken with the other link. So, here, I've written about the right-wing attacks on PME and civilian educational institutions. othermeans.substack.com/p/the-myth-o...

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this is incredibly frustrating. By framing this as a policy demand Dems are aiding a disinformation campaign that is intended to confuse the public about what is constitutionally required.

The spam bots are trying to call three times in a row to act like it's an emergency or something. Ugh, phone numbers are the worst

I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage. The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts. Follow along!

get it right

TFW you make the perfect pour from a can

I hate living in the Asshole Cinematic Universe. “So the King of Pedophiles got the 4chan guy to make the Nazi board and that’s why the host of Celebrity Apprentice was made immune to laws by the Tradcath Illuminati. This has something to do with video game journalism, maybe?” Fuck off.

Ahhh in office policies. So self defeating. I could do telework for the week and actually get stuff done or sit on my ass getting paid leave because daycare is afraid of snow. Le sigh

There's at least three ways to get rid of this guy immediately. Why won't these nutters do it? Even the GOP is mostly made up of grifters rather than death cultists, just a few defections would see them amply rewarded, so WHY DONT THEY

Just a reminder ▶️ Brett Kavanaugh did this. #KavanaughStops

Stumbled on a holistic medicine practices and estate planning CLE, expecting to hear about how Medicaid and PLOSTS etc can be asked to incorporate massages and acupuncture etc No, it's the dumbest thing I've ever heard, basically just an ad for this JDs essential oils business lmao

emergency shut the fuck up Friday has been declared for all future public defender needers

Surely the military will refuse any illegal orders to declare war on NATO countries to invade an ally and fight allied troops without a congressional declaration of war. Right? Right? I don't want to break up the most successful alliance ever and get into a war with multiple nuclear powers :(

This is why *everyone* should be in a union. If you’re not in one, organize. Collective bargaining and action is the ONLY way we secure and keep our rights.

Goo but not enough. She, Collins, Tillis, & Paul need to caucus with the Democrats until the lawless authoritarianism stops. John Thune & the current GOP majority are violating their oaths & allowing the crimes & authoritarianism to go unpunished.

This is a very true point, and a lot of people point and yell at the people who refused to vote for Harris. I also point and yell, but I do it at the advisors who didn't tell Harris that she needed to change strategy and buttress her Left flank. Let's be angry at the people who deserve it.

They're not just doing tyranny, they're doing the *exact* things listed in the Declaration of Independence that the colonists accused the king of. It's surreal

Democrats need to understand that they can just say “It’s insane to threaten Greenland” and “I don’t think ICE should murder Americans in the street” and you don’t need to pretend to link it to the affordability crisis. Say bad things are bad.

Trump’s imperialistic fantasy of the rapid takeover of multiple countries (some of them allies) is the foreign policy analogue of the DOGE shock and awe effort at the beginning of his second term, and, if he attempts this, will also end in failure, but with much infinitely more collateral damage.

Aries: Live, laugh, lower your expectations.

Some people are responding to criticisms of this as if people were saying “impeachment is obviously the right strategy.” No. The point is that “impeachment isn’t the right strategy because the GOP may start to be responsible” is an unfathomably stupid and insulting lie.

Just woke up even angrier. Impeach, convict, remove. Draft articles now. Either we have a representative government or we don’t. Do not shut up about this until there’s a vote.

We have to impeach him.

Frankly, any judge that okays an arrest warrant in a different country using military strikes and any judge that finds they have jurisdiction over this should be impeached and disbarred for blatantly US law and the Constitution

Hey @ossoff.senate.gov and @warnock.senate.gov pressure your house colleagues to start impeachment NOW

rubio pretty much believes in a reverse domino theory for latin america and since he is effectively running foreign policy in the region i would expect him to see cuba as his next target

The single most important part of vaccine mandates is that they protect children from malicious neglect at the hands of their parents. RFK Jr, the Father of The Measles Revival, doesn't just want to kill children, he wants to give parents permission and means to endanger their own offspring. Monster

The entire reason they’re locked is to prevent weird freaks like this who have no right to be there from marching in and endangering the kids.

The thesis of the book is that early COVID lockdowns weren't worth it and mid-COVID mitigation measures like masks, contact tracing and business closures don't work. This is laughably false and the authors have endorsed the people now running Trump's HHS.

Lol fuck Coach Beer you can't walk that back buddy

Hitler utterly destroyed Germany in just 12 years. 12 years is *nothing*. The Mughal Empire lasted 300 years. The Zhou Dynasty lasted 800 years. Hell, the Soviet fucking Union lasted 70 years. Hitler was objectively, spectacularly incompetent and only illiterate nazi losers pretend otherwise.