I don't know why, but I keep remembering how Trump ACTUALLY said this and laugh to myself when I remember. Seriously, who the hell actually says this about themselves?

TFW you buy a lunch and take it outside to eat, but you forgot to grab napkins, and then a gust of wind blows your dipping sauce off the table and onto your pants, and then your boss even shows up while you're trying to clean this all up without napkins...

Just finished reading @jennbudd.bsky.social's book Against The Wall and I recommend the living daylights out of it. I had a sense that border patrol sucked, but I had no clue the corruption, abuse, and criminal activity was THAT bad. Thank you SO MUCH for sharing and fighting like you do, Jenn Budd.

You know, sometimes, death is a mercy. #SpiritAirlines

NGL - I look at Trump's poll numbers regularly because it's so satisfying to see people finally realizing what a shithead he is. Look at that gap grow!

Your resident biostatistician talks about the incredibly low regret rate for gender-affirming surgery and why this justifies continued access to this important care that is being restricted across the US in real time. Please read and share if you can!

Organized religion is an inevitable consequence of religious faith. So why do people try to separate their disdain for organized religion from general faith skepticism?

On my religious beliefs, or lack thereof. I was religious for a time, but I no longer believe in God. And not only do I think this is less scary than it sounds; I believe it is a necessary realization to help move the world towards love, acceptance, and unity.

Remember that Kash Patel's true objective here is not to win this lawsuit but to try and legally compel The Atlantic to reveal their sources so he can enact swift retribution on those sources.

8 children were shot to death in Shreveport, but it is hardly registering on anyone's radar. That's the world we live in now. It also should NOT be our default mentality on tragedies like these.

The only Paige I know or care about is Bueckers

BTW, a probable reason why Kash Patel wants to take The Atlantic to court is not because they're wrong but because they may have to out their sources to verify the story, after which Patel can crucify them.

What amazes me about people taking Kash Patel's side is that they think a journalist from one of the most prestigious publications on the planet would willingly throw away their entire career by publishing complete bullshit that would probably fall apart under 2 seconds of scrutiny. Like.... No????

How is every face at this Slayyyter set not melted to the fucking ground #Coachella

TURNSTILE OR MOBY I CAN'T CHOOSE AHHHH #Coachella

This XX set at Coachella is healing my soul right about now

Lykke Li *would* wear a poncho on a clear California evening #Coachella

Youna was an unexpected surprise at Coachella. WHAT a set. Can't wait to hear more from her!

You know you're in for some bad news when the alert starts like this

🎬 Film reveal - 13/04/2026 Score: 151 Top 19% of players today See if you can beat me! guardian.go.link/1oRLv

GET FUCKED VIKTOR ORBAN Take your right-wing authoritarian bullshit and shove it straight up your asshole

It just keeps going up, dawg #Sober #SoberLiving

Someone create a purchaseable livestream of Coachella and call it Couchella

Wait but where are the liberals defending the sexual assaulter Swalwell, since the correct M.O. in politics is to defend sexual creeps simply because they're a member of your party? HUH

Someone should create a version of the Harry Potter books where "mudblood" is replaced with some transphobic term and send those books to JK Rowling, and maybe then she'll get the fucking point.

If Trump really does do what he threatens to do tomorrow and actually blows up civilian infrastructure, we better fucking transition from "this would amount to a war crime" to "this is an actual war crime, you've broken the law, issue a warrant for Trump's arrest"

"UCLA?" "Yes, I live here, I see it every day"

When people tell me I should take the political stuff out of my dating profile because it might turn some people off

If Holy Week isn't your thing, consider celebrating next week instead!

Ironically this is exactly how I feel about Todd Blanche

Geno losing his cool because his program that recruits all the best women's players in the country didn't net him his 87th national title or whatever

In my latest blog post, I highlight testimonials from medical professionals administering gender-affirming care. In short, you find lots of joy, satisfaction, and feelings of reward. You find no hint of regret or doubt. Gender-affirming care is life-saving care.

WHAT THE FUCK

Does anyone else derive great satisfaction from getting all the food trays to line up at the restaurant when you're dumping your waste and you have to set your tray on a haphazard pile of insanity left behind by previous customers?

Baseball would be a lot more exciting if we brought back umpires who say "STEEEE-RIKE!" on a good pitch

A round of applause for us, who got Pam Bondi fired, because we all will not shut up about the Epstein files (nor SHOULD we). Give us your worst, Todd Blanche!

Yes officer I would like to report a murder... One of the sickest burns I've seen in a long time

Happy International Transgender Day of Visibility. We love you and support you. Don't know any trans people? Go find one and ask them what it's like to live as a trans person in the modern world. You might begin to discover why some of us fight as hard as we do for their rights.

Dear SCOTUS: medical treatment is not speech. Speech is an opinion. Speech is expression. But speech is not inherently backed by scientific research. And speech that harms others IS regulated and disallowed. Harassment is not protected. Why should harmful treatment be any different?

Powerful words from J. Jackson in today's #SCOTUS conversion therapy case: "Before now, licensed medical professionals had to adhere to standards when treating patients ... Today, the Court turns its back on that tradition. And, to be completely frank, no one knows what will happen now."

Yes: if you spend more time engaging in rhetoric over transgender people in sports and bathrooms than you do talking about ways in which you can reduce their unacceptably high suicide rate, you ARE a part of the fucking problem.

Babylon Bee expresses total ignorance about human ability to see where things are headed

Well, would you look at that. What a blessing it is to wake up in the morning, every morning, feeling refreshed, recharged, and whole, rather than sick, regretful, and desperate. #Sober #Sobriety

New Substack, from your resident biostatistician, talking about public health matters, primarily those related to transgender rights. Check it out if you feel inclined!

WOW UCONN Non-Duke fans everywhere appreciate your achievement!

8 Million protesters yesterday at #NoKings. No police beaten with flag poles. No fire extinguishers thrown at other humans. No vandalism or theft. No racist flags. No zip ties. No death threats. No pipe bombs. No poop smeared on walls. That's what happens when mature, civilized people protest.

#NoKings Felon Trump’s biggest crowd ever.

Incredible turnout in St. Paul today. A day I'll never forget. #NoKings

Everyone relax, Kash Patel’s PERSONAL email was hacked. As we all know, conservatives don’t conduct any government business on personal email because they believe it’s wrong