Ha!

Current issue of @theonion.com nails it again.

Now seems like a swell time to point out that Frontline just released this excellent 11-minute mini-documentary about what happened inside CECOT.

“Why don’t good people just leak stuff?!” Probably because they have kids and want to stay alive and stuff.

We can all see that there’s a systematic cover-up of the Epstein files by the DOJ. Impeach Bondi. And any FBI officials involved should face consequences too.

Big diff. #trumpEpsteinFiles If Clinton was found to be involved with Epstein, his base would reject him. If Trump was found to be involved with Epstein, his base would reject the findings. There’s a clear difference.

The mainstream press feels it has a duty to cover corruption and fascism with the most neutral tone possible. Thus do our major journalism institutions have very few defenses against fascism. Some believe they are doing this on purpose. I think they're mostly just dumb.

Question: why won’t someone with access to the Epstein files just leak everything?? Answer: defenestration, probably.

Congratulations to everyone who wrote an op-ed about how he just wants americans to eat better

You know what would be cool? If some of these guys tried to replace the internet with a simple-answers machine where they control what's inside, how you access it, and what it's allowed to say. I can't imagine any problems with that! Maybe we should use their output to build all future software?

New Illustration: "We Beat 'Em Before..." Taken from a British WW2 poster, the original features a WW1 German soldier at the top. I just swapped it for the Nazi soldier it had at the bottom.

Between 2005 and 2025, China doubled its crude oil consumption, driving most of the world's increase in demand. But their shift to EVs is happening faster than anyone (except them) thought possible. 2024 was their peak car fuel year. Now they use less and less. ♥️🌍♻️ Which means they import less.

Donald Trump will gladly get our Military members killed just to distract from his sexual assaults and pedophilia. Are we great, yet, America?

Tell the Republican Congress.

The appropriate response to this insane performance is that Trump clearly needs to step down.

There’s an old saying: “When the horse is dead… dismount.” It’s time to stop beating this one, America. It’s not going anywhere. Trump supporters cannot be helped or reached or changed. They are irredeemably hateful. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/we-cant-ch...

Actually, we are laughing now.

💯 That’s the strategy.

Was that the most deranged 20 minutes in American political history?

I refused to watch, but from the comments I'd have to say yes.

Interesting times

Trump is giving his Pettysburg Address.

If things are so great why is he so ANGRY?

I’m calling it. The speechwriters over at SNL have made the decision. Trump‘s speech will be the cold open on Saturday.

SCREAMING MAKES HIM SOUND SO MUCH SANER!

Remember, just a few yards away from Trump is the guy carrying the nuclear football. Sleep well.

never has there been a televised, nonstop, coked-up, used car salesman rant from the white house

He’s in a wild panic.

Dude is yelling like he's on a low rent right wing podcast

There isn’t a single Republican watching this and thinking “yep this is great. Exactly what we needed.” GOP congressmen and senators now thinking about hitting the exits

This is painful to listen to. Trump is just making shit up right now, and he thinks the American people are still going to buy it. We’re done. Everyone knows he’s lying.

He’s a friggin desperate nutcase! Just listen to that thing! We are so beyond shame!!

why is he yelling

Whew. Roll out that 25th.

Dan Bongino has been let go from the FBI to return to his podcast, just days before the ‘release of the Epstein files.’

Total number of unemployed workers:

Carl and Rob Reiner 🖤

🩸🩸🩸 I'm going to post this video every day so we never forget what the 34x POS convicted felon who incites political violence, adjudicated rapist & pedophile Trump did 🩸🩸🩸

Omg no www.tmz.com/2025/12/14/r...

Breaking News: Honduras has issued an international arrest warrant for its former president who was recently pardoned by President Trump.

NEW: The Trump administration has argued that Fed board member Lisa Cook may have committed mortgage fraud by declaring more than one primary residence on her loans. We found that Trump once did the very thing he claimed could be a crime.

Idiocy. Bigotry. Cruelty.

REᗡЯUM

I am not joking when I say it could have been written by Breivik. or indeed Dugin. They have a Hitlerian fetish about Europe and considerable power having hijacked the US. This is a very dangerous moment when the fantasies of white nationalism could be imposed by violence upon the world.

The Washington Post reported her grandfather was an actual Nazi soldier.

Energy transitions can happen faster than we think: In 2000 almost 90% of Denmark's electricity was from fossil fuels. In 2024 less than 10% of Danish electricity was from fossil fuels.

Department of Defense Law of War Manual, Sec. 18.3.2.1 states the "requirement" to refuse illegal orders. What’s its key example? Wait for it . . . It’s "orders to fire upon the shipwrecked."

This battle has gone on far too long, my sweet friend. I’m hoping to help broker a cease-fire today. I’m trying to stop the bleeding for good. I’m asking you to cross lines in the war. johnpavlovitz.substack.com/p/battle-lin...