Can't wait to see who wins Kentucky Fried Chicken's "Vegan of the Year" award. Words appear to no longer have any meaning in the rot we call reality. Awarding a flailing fascist fuckwit a "FIFA World Peace Prize" is hilarious. Fucking soccer. A real "America First" sport, eh?

#peaceprize #tacos

Judge me by my enemies.

Amused at conservative outlets who spent the past five months dragging Mayor-elect Mamdani to hell and back with the most vicious, hateful propaganda but had to watch agog as Trump heaped praise on him in the Oval Office. That's some funny shit right there.

Swalwell: Kristi Noem and Tom Homan, you should familiarize yourselves with this room. Get to know that witness chair — you’re going to be parked in it for a long time. Accountability is coming.

Your only possible response, when confronted with someone saying this, is to wait for them to finish, firmly state “What the actual fuck is wrong with you?” and leave the interview immediately.

We stand with Rep. Jasmine Crockett in calling for an end to voting machines owned by Dominion. Our voting systems should never be controlled by anyone aligned with MAGA politics. It’s time to push for statewide bans on these machines.

PBS did us a solid and dropped the whole Epstein emails. www.pbs.org/newshour/pol...

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Aye yi yi. 😦

This!!!!

From all of us.

Cuomo says he’ll move to Florida if Mamdani becomes mayor. Mamdani isn’t even mayor yet, and he’s already driving out the criminals!

2,500 pantries supported across the state $80M in state funds fast-tracked for distribution 390 @calvolunteers.bsky.social — with hundreds more waiting in the wings And National Guard men and women deployed, proud to be the good guys We will not just let Californians in need go hungry.

He's crying to Sean because @drannieandrews.com is raising more money than he is and is going to wipe her operating-room floor with him because people are clicking this link!! 👉🙏🏼 drannieandrews.com/donate

Nailed it!

Dear Lisa Murkowski Dear Bill Cassidy Dear John Thune Dear Susan Collins Dear Thom Tillis Dear Joni Ernst Dear Shelley Moore Capito Dear Mitch McConnell Dear James Lankford What in the actual fresh fuck are you doing? He's knocking down the White House & giving bombs to #ICEstapo #GOPCowards #GOP

Hope you all are having a blessed Thursday

Wait till MAGA realizes SNAP and food stamps are the same thing. Their heads are going to explode like when they found out the ACA and Obamacare are the same.

White 60+ lady here, been buying tamales from Javier in my grocery store parking lot for 20+ years. His abuela makes hundreds every week. And I never once questioned or cared about their immigration status. 🧡🐸💪

Do what Barbra wants you to do.

Cuomo had better learn how to say “Mayor Mamdani” correctly, because he got smoked last night.🔥

This Is Fascism

F'ing brilliant!

The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.

Mabel & I hope all our fellow Californians vote YES on Prop. 50! #FightFireWithFire

4 things I want to hear from the next democratic president: 1) What a shitshow the previous admin was. 2) That ballroom is now leveled. 3) All those who committed war crimes under last admin are being sent to the Hauge. 4) Reputations will take long to rebuild. We are sorry to all our allies.

Arnold Schwarzenegger has no place lecturing Californians. He left 6 billion in cuts, classrooms gutted, and kids without care. He wasn’t a hero — he was the hatchet man for the rich. Vote Yes On Prop 50 #AhujaCongress2026

Oh look the party that screams “family values” every five minutes is silent when one of their megachurch darlings pleads guilty to child sex abuse. But they’ll trip over themselves to ban books and attack drag shows. Tells you everything you need to know.

‘War-ravaged’ cities don’t typically have artisanal kombucha on every corner.

OMG. YES, GAVIN. THIS is the energy we need from everyone. EVERYONE. #vanceisadipshit

😂 PDX ❤️

More of these heroic war correspondents' reports, please. Such a frightening situation! /s

Even in his most fevered, drunken dreams, Richard Milhous Nixon couldn't possibly have even imagined doing a tenth of this shit.

DISNEY: "OK, we are putting Jimmy Kimmel back on the air. You can resubscribe now." ME: "I unsubscribed because you immorally bowed to fascism. I'm not going to resubscribe because you immorally bowed to finances."

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I've never hoped for anything more than I'm hoping these words will come true.

Geezus, when will this madness stop???

Something is DEFINITELY fishy in FBI land. No way did the suspect text like this. Bonkers.

Read it before it's deleted.

This is a fair point.

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