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For the first time in decades, more people left the United States than arrived. As enforcement tightens and visa flows slow, foreign records show a parallel shift: growing numbers of Americans are establishing lives abroad. theintellectualistofficial.substack.com/p/americans-...

The US is technologically inferior. BYD's new 'Blade Battery 2.0' can add 400 km range in 5 minutes (70% charge) or full (97% charge) in 9 minutes. If the US invested in infrastructure for people instead of war, like China does, we could also fill our electric car batteries up at 1500kW stations.

Iran is going so badly that they are talking about Epstein to distract us.

“I’ve never been friends with Epstein or Maxwell.” Melania

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Wonder how American steel workers feel about that. "Steel Workers for Trump" was a thing. They thought he saved them with the tariffs.

Oh boy, MAGA. Are you ready to have your sons die for your Orange Julius? thehill.com/policy/defen...

Fox: More Americans are working into their 80s. More than 4% of Americans over 80 are still working. That's up sharply in the last decade. The 75+ workforce is now the fastest growing demographic in the country.

Hell yes he would've.

Dumbfuck

I knew it! Lol 😅🤣😂

MSNOW: Ninety minutes before his own deadline, Trump said he would agree to suspend bombing of Iran for two weeks if the country opened the Strait of Hormuz. But the strait is still controlled by Iran's military. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed #TACOTrump

So, not only has Putin found a dumb sucker at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, but it appears Netanyahu has as well.

I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. That bird's an asshole! 😂😂😂😂😂 Best with volume up.

Please enjoy my cartoon for Wednesday's Toronto Star

If he goes through with this threat, tomorrow will not look like today. The global economy stops.

Et tu?

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Just leaked. Trumps easter video.

I guess the media has been successfully diverted from Epstein. Not. A. Word.

Easter tip for parents... Follow me here for insights, advice, and more fucking shenanigans! 😊🤪😅

This is who is running our country now. WTAF www.huffpost.com/entry/news-l...

Toys for the little MAGA in your home.

Trump’s numbers are even worse than Nixon & Bush, Holly shit

The Generals are gone. The AG is gone. We started a war. Gas is up. Healthcare is up. Prescriptions are up. The rich are richer. The poor are poorer. Protesters have been killed. Service members have been killed. The law is a suggestion. The constitution is a memory. We. Are. Not. Okay.

Catch that seniors who voted for Trump? Trump calling Medicare, Medicaid, and Daycare "little scams" youtu.be/qEURbAHBPvg?...

Happy tears… I’m not crying, you are 🥺

Good!

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Me, meeting my therapist’s new intern.

Recap of tonight’s address by the Orange Man.

In case you missed the speech last night.

Great speech, dude.

Jeesus. He looks and talks like a rotting corpse...

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Fitting that Trump's address to the nation falls on April Fools.