She Got Game weekend. July 16-19. Viva Las Vegas.

🚨🚨🚨🚨

😆🤣😆🤣

Crow: "Uranus is big and gassy." #MST3K #TheSkydivers

As of tonight, licenses of trans people across Kansas are being invalidated en masse, enabling the overnight criminalization of an entire group of people for going about our lives. It’s often said you never know when you’re living through history, so let me assure you: that’s what’s happening now.

So, turns out the Oprah Winfrey Show green room was the 21st Century Death Star.

ICE "should be abolished, but also it should be prosecuted" - Democratic Rep. @sethmoulton.bsky.social, from the centrist wing of the party, tells me he wants his party leadership to go further than just reforming ICE. Doing that is "no longer believable." Full interview: zeteo.com/p/moulton-ic...

And people have the audacity to expect Tim Walz to somehow combat this level of evil? @governorwalz.mn.gov @timwalzparody.bsky.social STOP SENDING FEDERAL MONEY TO DC They won't release the purse strings? You shouldn't fill it up.

It'd be fucking hysterical if Wiles ends up in prison. She's supposed to be fairly above the fray... everyone sold their souls. If this bullshit triggers a real biblical apocalypse I don't even think I'd be surprised. Swallow it all up and start over.

💘 On director, screenwriter, novelist Neil Jordan's birthday, watch his 1986 masterpiece MONA LISA (1986). A noir-infused love story starring Bob Hoskins and Cathy Tyson. Now playing on the Criterion Channel alongside a brilliant commentary featuring him and Bob Hoskins! 💘

No matter how many times I sit up, I inevitably slide down the bed.

chicago.eater.com/2014/12/15/7... My 30 minute interview with Steve was cut to complete shit by my editor, it turns out. I know that I had written an actual full piece. #EaterSucks

This is Gus. He really likes helping bring in the groceries. Makes him feel super strong and super proud of himself. 13/10 we're proud of you too, Gus (TT: angieee677)

The President should congratulate all the winners, especially when women delivered more gold (67%) - and medals overall (61%) - than the men. Six straight Olympics outperforming the men. Put some respect on that.

Is the NYPD the biggest bunch of pussies ever? And good job giving people better ideas. #NYPD They surely had bigger things to worry about.

Rip Steve. My interview with him was SO stressful pre-talking to him. It was about the annual Christmas fundraiser he and Jeff Tweedy did every year. I knew he did not suffer fools, so I figured I'd be a big idiot to him. Naw...nice guy. Never got to meet him in person, sadly.

So the BBC promised Davidson and StudioCanal (who made I Swear) that any swearing tics would be edited out from broadcast, and instead they left them in despite a two hour delay, and even put a fucking microphone right in front of him to ensure they picked it up - he was sat at the back of room.

All these nitwits writing their think pieces on the SoTU aren't worth printing out to wipe your ass with. One sentence is all that's needed. "The President of the United States is stratospherically out of his fucking mind and needs to be removed." You're welcome useless "media."

A giant 🖕🖕🖕 to the #USAMensHockey team. You can all get fucked.

If I hear one more post, news article or quote saying that the Democrats "can't do anything" in the minority, I'm gonna go off. Look at everything McConnell did as minority leader. @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social @durbin.senate.gov are all weak, spineless and fools.

An advocacy group of parents from Annunciation Catholic School installed a display outside the State Capitol honoring Minnesota children lost to gun violence. Video: Amanda Anderson/The Minnesota Star Tribune.

I wouldn't see a movie about Pedo Jackson if I were paid. Plus, after Off the Wall? His music sucks. Fuck Michael Jackson. Rot in hell you dirty bastard.

The Trump-Russia Scandal (2015–) was always 100% real. And the Trump-Ukraine Scandal (2018–) is *also* the Trump-Russia Scandal... and is *also* 100% real. And Americans will soon learn that the *Epstein Scandal* (1987–) is *also* the Trump-Russia Scandal. Stay tuned to PROOF.

They won't start with banning birth control. First they'll lie about it. Then dictate who can prescribe it, use it, fund it, in what forms, and for how long. Suddenly, your doctor won't call you back. I know this is what they'll do because it's what they're doing to transgender healthcare right now.

These people need to face THIS firing squad. youtu.be/qLGjjHXyiOQ?...

Chicago in motion and still

@democrats.org @kenmartin.bsky.social What in the hell is wrong with you people? Seriously. Someone representing the party needs to answer for your weak nonsense. Cowards. Fools.

your emergency moment of calm: baby opossum eating a grape

How is that mother fucker STILL TALKING?!?!

Big garbage salad. Anything to help force the vile weed lettuce down my throat. 😆

Peter Graves is one of the most unintentionally hilarious actors ever. #TheFilmCrew #KillersFromSpace #HelloImPeterGraves

Flavor has my ❤️

If you want to read the blow by blow of the bloated jagoff's SoTU, read Eric's.

Why? Why can't these psychos let go of anything? I've never seen more "tough" men act like the whiniest children in my life than in the past 11 years. Loosen up and shut up.

@hakeemjefferson.bsky.social & @schumer.senate.gov you 2 are the biggest ass sucking pussies ever in leadership during my life. Dem senators & reps should kick each of you in the balls. Fuck both of you. We WANT you all to heckle that mother fucker if you're there! Better yet? Don't go at all.

I am team shout fuck-ass bitch #SOTU

WE GOT BOTS! @mst3kofficial.bsky.social rifftraxmakesmst3k.com

Car's idling rough when stopped in drive. From the looks of it, it could be a simple matter of just cleaning gunk off of the throttle body (connects the air filter compartment to the engine). Hoping that does the trick.

The ICE invasion has put a lot of people who were formerly getting by in extra danger of financial ruin, including the looming possibility of eviction. Please give them some help if you’re able by donating to a rent fund. ⬇️ Every little bit helps. Thank you!

"Hilarious and true-to-life" -- AwardsBuzz Catch the Chicago Premiere of the new comedy FOR WORSE, followed by an in-person Q&A with BRADLEY WHITFORD & writer/director/star AMY LANDECKER! Thursday March 5th at 7pm Get Tickets Now: musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

Eurotrip is among the funniest stupid movies ever.

What a cool team!

Could be a game like bingo

"Revived nostalgia for Franco." Dear God. It's not just us, people! Spain is so much smaller and better educated than we no doubt are and they are reminiscing about fucking Franco?! Bourdain had an episode in Spain where survivors of his regime told stories about what Spain went through under him!

When I did my last James Bond rewatch, I started watching this for the first time. But I only watched the first 5 or so minutes for some reason. Kinda cool to get a chance to see it on the big screen! 007 #Bond #JamesBond #GeorgeLazenby #OnHerMajestysSecretService

#watchmen #watchmenseries #jeansmart

Maybe concentrate on the 1k shows you have on the air or in development. Why do I feel as if he may not be writing as much as he's credited for?

Chirodectes maculatus