It’s finally happened. After 18 months. Finally, a media merger you can root for.

A coworker just said to me, "I know that you're a numbers person..." and if you went back in time and told 14-year-old me who was struggling in algebra that she thing,she woulda laaaaaaaughed.

Rock band Toadies get personal about mental health on new record ‘The Charmer’

Kings have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever but won't. 🙄

Hey, I just got home what did I mi- #TexasHockey

I'm determined to make an NHL bracket so terrible that I'm wiped out in the first round.

This is the bad place.

My uncle told me a story about a guy that ran for Dallas mayor back in the 70s whose only platform was to build railways between Dallas and Fort Worth and every surrounding small community. Dude was laughed off the ballot.

You know how oil companies are wallowing in enormous war profits while prices rise for everyone else? Well, a Chevron executive has some tips for how you should deal with it: drive less & conserve energy! (I will just say that my preferred solution involves 100% more guillotine than this.)

Happy birthday (4/18/1992) to former Dallas Stars defenseman Stephen Johns. He scored 33 points (15-18-33) over 167 career games with Dallas from 2015-2020. 📸: Glenn James/NHLI via Getty Images #TexasHockey

Martin Luther, 1517 A.D.

In the months leading up to the midterm elections, hundreds of accounts have emerged on social media featuring A.I.-generated pro-Trump influencers posting at a rapid pace. Several accounts have already amassed thousands followers. Some of the posts have more than half a million views.

It will never stop pissing me off how much trump is going to walk away from this presidency as a “real” billionaire in a way he never was before, and it is going to be solely because of the public office

Ready to rally 📢 Rally towels are in the @AACenter

Out with my besties for ladies night at @alamodrafthouse.bsky.social 🍷

I think maybe we need to have another lockdown

I read the CNN article.

Hey #StarWars friends! If you’re getting tickets tomorrow consider making an equal donation to ReelOutreach as well! We’re, unfortunately, way behind where we need to be to make the Mando & Grogu event happen. Be sure to share everywhere! 🔗 gofund.me/9f5d721a4

The Lord moves in mysterious ways but you don't have to. Use your fucking turn signal.

nothing online works for shit anymore. everybody who knows how to work computer is unemployed. we are stuck with these losers shooting up peptides while they vibecode their claude dongle

Lmao. “Do not dare fuck up these playoffs for us.”

If your toaster starts working like this website today, report it to us on SaferProducts.gov.

"Millennials don't have anything like '6-7'. That's just brain rot." Really, fellow millennial? End one sentence without "lol".

onto the second (2nd) season!!

My Bluesky engagement strategy.

Mikko Rantanen very politely offering Esa Lindell a snack during his interview.

Took the camera out in the kayak this evening & was greeted by a couple of these beautiful friends. Not only does it feel great to be back on the water, but to see the loons again.

(The Duchene goal was the prettiest, though)

Hey, we've hit the big time. therecord.media/russia-crack...

Stars forward Roope Hintz has been ruled out for Games 1 & 2 of their first round series against the Minnesota Wild. Per Glen Gulutzan "Certainly he won't be in for Game 1 or 2. We don't know when he could come back or if he could come back. We'll see. DLLS Stars Emergency Pod coming soon...!

If you're wondering where the Target thread went, here's the answer.

This is Missy. She escaped from her backyard and ran straight to daycare, where she had a spa day and got to play with her boyfriend. Lessons were learned, but not the ones her parents probably hoped. 13/10 (TT: spotsplaceyqr)

Are there any food scientists out here working on modifying the flavor of cauliflower like they did to brussel sprouts? Because I'm so tired of cauliflower being in everything and tasting like farts.

I know that everyone is talking about this, but I still can't believe the Kings made the playoffs with 22 regulation wins in 80 games. Some quick math tells me (22/80 = 0.275) that they won less than 3 out of 10 games in regulation. You can check my math on this, but I'm pretty sure that's right.

lmaoooooo this is gonna be epic

Can we start building our brackets tomorrow? Tomorrow, right?

HATRVIK BORQUE

MAV!! BABY'S FIRST NHL HATTY!!! #TexasHockey

Mavrik Bourque scores his first career hat trick to give Dallas its first lead, 6-5, with five minutes left in regulation.

Mav hatty!!! #TexasHockey

I don't know why but the placement of the Oreo logo on Toronto's helmets is just 🤌🏼 #TexasHockey

ARTTY!! I'LL TAKE IT!!! #TexasHockey

Best Robertson brother! #TexasHockey

🙄 #TexasHockey

....... really? #TexasHockey