Done & done. Make sure to threaten a boycott in your message. Thanks for the info, @hangmanpage.bsky.social!

awww... Mr. Brodie Lee in the #AEWDynamite anniversary video. I'm not crying, you're crying. 🤼

So I says to Mabel, I says.... Or That's a load-bearing poster.

AI always means Arseholes Involved.

I lost it at “FUCKING KYLE!” #caturday

JFC, this fucking jag.

I beg of you, if you run an account that is primarily photos, turn on the alt-text button so you remember to use it. I am generally not hitting repost on a photo without alt text (and then I am probably doing the job for you). Especially if it’s JUST a photo. Come on, you can type a little.

The word of the day: hagiography.

If you said this was from a Kenny Chesney concert at Heinz Field (you heard me), I could not prove you wrong.

We keep hearing about the "male loneliness epidemic" and FFS, this isn't a hard problem to solve. Treat women like the equal human beings they are and stop trying to build your identity around dominating others.

About fucking time, @jasonsansargonauts.bsky.social!

🎉 HAPPY 43rd bday to the emoticon! Before 😀 there was :-) In 1982, Prof. Scott Fahlman created the sideways smiley to help distinguish jokes from serious posts on message boards. This became the foundation for today's billion-dollar emoji industry! Visit the #CMU125 exhibit: cmu.is/room-to-imagine

Saw this on another platform. WTG, @chefstentor.bsky.social! news.sru.edu/danielsons-n...

Happy Talk Like A Pirate Day! Yarrrr!!!

Ok @drewcurtis.bsky.social, the last not!newsletter did it. I've been lurking for nearly a quarter of a century, but I finally signed up for BareFark. Congrats.

So... just like human doctors then?

Lawyer declined to take my disability appeal. Time to wallow for a bit. I just don't even know any more.

If you're a university president insisting that you need to invite more people like Charlie Kirk to your campus, you should first be required to make a speech to all your students, staff and faculty that reads off all the verbatim quotes from Charlie Kirk in this piece.

The concept of nuance makes conservatives angry.

"Having conversations now about what is ethical, responsible usage of AI is important..." Let me make this simple for parents: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS ETHICAL, RESPONSIBLE USAGE OF AI. Full stop. Now pass that message along to your kids.

once more w/ alt text

The targets of hate have every right to rejoice at one less hater in the world.

The reasoned & rational Right has spoken. Just kidding, it's the unhinged rantings we expect from hate-filled buffoons who lack any self-awareness or sense of irony.

MCA & Bowie. #FuckCancer

I implore everyone to learn the difference between JFK Jr. and RFK Jr. One died over 25 years ago, and the other looks like he should have.

If you don’t channel the funny your blood vessels will explode ok.

I once tried to explain the South Side Burger King to my partner. Pretty sure he thought I made up the whole thing.

Their cover of "First We Take Manhattan," or "Nightswimming."

Post a random picture or else everything will go bad in September.

Wait! Ncuti Gatwa is in "The Roses"?! Oh shit, I'm there!

Wildflowers

As a reminder, here is the current rankings of top Bluesky nights: 1. Hogan dies and everyone had jokes 2. Mamdani bodies Cuomo in the primary 3. Kissinger finally dies

Evergreen.

Ah yes, the Elvis.™️

Name a non-LOTR character who could resist the One Ring

Tis the season to make plans to reclaim and cherish your book-life balance! See my 10-step handout “How to Read a Book” @commonplacejrnl.bsky.social #skystorians #gradstudents #howtoreadabook #bibliophiles #selfcare commonplace.online/article/how-...

Yeah, that's right... an MIT study shows 95 percent of generative AI products fail to provide any real value. No shit. Sloppers live in vain. Stop the slop.

Yup. Fantastic music & style.

This is the way of my people.

Was going to contribute to the in-laws' garage sale, but I priced everything way too high.

a university is not for generating profit, it provides cultural enrichment via weird little gremlin people who love visigoths or haikus, and very occasionally a scientist who figures out faster than light travel

Lots of Primanti's in the replies, but true Pittsburghers know that the answer is whatever Rick Sebak recommends.

Thinking about the time we put a Blue Screen of Death into Nine Inch Nails' stage visuals for ONE FRAME in 2008 and it became an out-of-context meme that still makes the rounds today

I fell in love, & he's why I stay. Once he comes to his senses, I'll be back in PA.

Pittsburgh, PA: Manager of Matting and Framing, Carnegie Museum of Art jobs.dayforcehcm.com/en-US/car/CA...

He won't meet with his rural constituents either, especially the Latino/a ones.

Anywhere tropical.

Tell so many more people to get fucked... and stop internalizing that shit.