Marble armrests are definitely more important than feeding or housing people.

They want to make it easy to make Vance president.

He's hoping to look cute enough for a second breakfast.

Books are power charges for your brain.

Bernie Moreno has introduced the exclusive citizenship act. It would eliminate dual citizenship in the US. So what if we lose millions in tax revenue? Not to mention the difficult choices a dual citizen would have to make. Oh and Moreno is an immigrant. Nothing makes sense anymore.

It's 24 F and snowing here in Ottawa, Canada. Believe it or not that's warmer than yesterday.

CARTOON OF THE DAY

Maybe if he eased up on rage posting in the middle of the night he might stay awake during cabinet meetings.

Home Depot wanted holiday cheer, got a whole-ass choir calling out their partnership with ICE instead…

Listen to an actual 15 year old.

Happy Caturday! Cat bed or mandolin case?

Starbucks’ CEO makes 6,666x what the average @sbworkersunited.org barista does. It would take less than one day of sales to finalize a fair contract. Baristas at Starbucks corporate stores nationwide are on strike to fight this corporate greed and get the fair contract they deserve.

The President wouldn't last five minutes as an air traffic controller, and after everything they've been through - and the way this administration has treated them from Day One - he has no business shitting on them now.

Exactly.

Good news.

Pretty much sums up his presidency.

Walmart, McDonalds and Amazon are the largest employers of people who require SNAP assistance. The CEOs earned between 18-40 million last year, 1000x their median employee income. They took billions in profits, while their workers relied on SNAP to survive. Wanna fix fraud and abuse? Fix that.

Adelita Grijalva now holds the record for longest delay between winng a special Congressional election and being sworn into office. Why the delay from Mike Johnson? Perhaps it's because Grijalva would cast the final vote needed to release the Epstein files.

One Halloween I dressed up as the GOP's Healthcare plan. I never made it out of the House.

One loaf of Jackson to refresh your feed.

FACTS about SNAP: -35% to white people (largest share) -90% to people born in 🇺🇸 -86% to households with kids -70% work full time but aren’t paid a living wage (aka corporate welfare)

When you accidentally hit “free roam mode” on your Roomba.

Was “Twice Impeached Convicted Felon, Adjudicated Rapist and Financial Fraudster Ballroom” taken?

Not surprised.

Ottawa Canada too

Happy caturday!

It’s painfully clear. By refusing to swear in Adelita Grijalva, Speaker Johnson’s covering up Jeffrey Epstein’s global sex-trafficking ring. Hey GOP: Bring back the House, cancel your health care cuts, reopen the government and release the files.

A cleanser for your feed. There is still beauty somewhere. Sunrise this morning. #ottawa

The biggest threat in Portland is getting caught in the the middle of an inflatable frog–unicorn dance-off.

🚨🚨🚨WA Governor Bob Ferguson responds to a letter he received from AG Pam Bondi in which she threatened to place him in jail. 🧯He is on fire! 1/2

Do you know what you are doing on Saturday, October 18? If the answer is no, you are deserving of nonlethal, but firm slap. #NoKings

Release the Epstein Files.

RFK Jr. has a new theory on autism. He thinks circumcision could be a factor. It confirms what many of us have suspected for a long time. They genuinely believe their brains are in their dicks.

Wise woman.

Are we going to stand with the richest Americans or working people? That's the fundamental question in this fight. I’m sticking with hardworking Americans.

I can’t believe I’m watching interviews of city mayors talking about how they are coordinating with other mayors to discuss how to protect their residents FROM THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES I know we are “used to it” but it is absolutely insane

We’re at peak greed when the president brags about 24k gold décor for the White House while cutting commissaries, healthcare, and social nets. A palace of glitter for him, an empty pantry and hospital bill for you.

I want to believe him. I guess we'll know soon.

The arc of the moral universe is long, but it bends towards justice. Except it doesn’t bend on its own—it bends because we pull it in the direction of justice. What keeps me hopeful during times like these is being surrounded by people who are doing just that.

Can't we just get healthcare

They rig maps & silence voters. They rip away freedoms we fought and bled for. They try to silence voices on national TV. This is dictatorship in action. On October 18, we rise to remind the world: America has #NoKings social.demcast.com/s/2bE2s6he

It's weird how Tylenol caused autism (first diagnosed in 1943) before it was even invented (1955). What a clever drug.