one eyed eggy

OENIS

let s play the oenis game

oenis

oenis

holy shit dude idk if it’s feasible yet but i am now determined to go again this year. i absolutely fucking must see the names of our friends.

meows at u

we keep coming up with gold, folks

took pictures of my cat in panorama mode and she is stunning.

One week from today… new single…”Your God (God’s Dick)”… our via @polyvinyl … I know it’s lame to ask, but can you pretty pretty please pre-save??? laurajanegrace.ffm.to/your-god-god...

good morning. it’s a beautiful day. hear the birds chirping.

how come i never see drawings of y’all’s’ fursonas at the grocery store or something it’s always some smokin hot shark prego blasting a prolapsed goth twink borzoi and now i need to sit down because im too worked up… - rfk jr

i love how much this is me like so much

this really does make it all better

it's been a rough week so i thought i'd rotate a gyro for everyone. as a treat

If you want to start listening to music, you can train that behavior using rewards. So to start, after listening to 5 minutes of music, give yourself a piece of ham. The next day, give yourself the ham after 7 minutes and build up like this. Eventually you'll be listening for hours, without any ham!

god fucking damnit not now mario bros

I apologise to everyone who follows this account for investment advice and who lost money due to my recent post “invest all your money in hamburgers”. It turns out I was just hungry

hunting season is coming

transgender disco will be a thing

Sir Isaac Newton: that’s just preposterous — you can’t fit a lemon inside an olive nikola tesla: fvcking watches me bitch

I just learned that Michael Jackson allegedly would get up and set down tracks whenever the thought came to him because he was afraid if he didn't do it asap the muse/God/etc would give it to Prince instead and if this concept is true I have some work to do.

hey! if you haven’t heard my band @ekkoastral.bsky.social yet, would mean the world to me if you checked out our debut album “pink balloons” 🎈🌸🎈🌸🎈🌸 youtube.com/playlist?lis...

It has come to my attention that we’ve gone through a pandemic, countless accounts of climate disaster, the rise of fascism, the death (and return) of social media apps, A whole new generation of kids are being born, countless global conflicts, and the LOFI GIRL IS STILL STUDYING?!

why is osama bin laden on the peppa pig wiki?? i didn’t know peppa was chill like that??

guitar lesson for all you rockers out there. jam and enjoy. please share to spread the knowledge <3

Getting a library card is punk as fuck and free!

i fucking LOVE DROUGHT

before mgmt finds out what bluesky is who wanna hear home is where lp3? 👀

hah, gay!

followed everybody on the diy starter pack — hi! i’m tilley! i am the worlds best guitar teacher and i make music in home is where and other projects.

i’ll get back to making music soon, i’m focusing on being swole and having money.

you traitors all turned your back on Moo Deng and you expect everything to be fine??

Me: I named you kids after my favorite Destroyer albums. Ken: We know, dad. Ruby: That's really cool, dad. Labyrinthitis: No it's not.

this lady is now the proud owner THE kichi kichi brand omurice pan!! a gift from my amazing grandmother!

bluesky, the everything app

finally got rid of spotify <3

hold on loosely, but don’t let go. if you cling too tightly, you’re gonna lose control! *guitar solo*

i love it when my beautiful girlfriend makes us spaghetti dinner!! cancel me if you must!!

reply to this if ur a trans musician or you love diy music / organizing. i need to find my friends again!!

felt that!

ooh, so close! that’s chicken and rice!

i can’t wait for kim katurday

today’s a good day to turn the tv off and listen to pink balloons

these are some of my favorite pictures of eggy

and ever and ever

lotta new followers, hi!! i’m tilley — im a trans woman who loves fitness, self love, my band (home is where) and my hot mama of a girlfriend.

wow the brutalist was not good

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just posting my hot gf @tilleyanne.bsky.social don't mind me