very weird “I am Spartacus” thing happening right now with the worst people on earth

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The media is only part of the problem.

So this just happened.

It doesn’t seem like Epstein is a hoax after all.

Can’t believe they released the Epstein files to cover up for the Melania movie.

Wow -- incredible!!!

No arrests of the ICE thugs who murdered Alex Pretti, Renee Good, or Keith Porter. No arrests of anyone in the Epstein Files. But they arrested Don Lemon because of his journalism.

Catherine O'Hara is as much of a "good in absolutely everything, no matter how good the thing itself was" actor as Philip Seymour Hoffman.

Damn I feel so sorry for these farmers. How were they supposed to know that voting for Trump's "big beautiful tariffs" would result in exactly the same economic disaster as the first time they voted for his "big beautiful tariffs." Obviously their mama's raised a bunch of fools.

Thank you, @iampoliticsgirl.bsky.social

Okay. Time to call your democratic senators and tell them that Bovino’s demotion and humiliation WILL NOT SUFFICE to fund DHS.

Good and Pretti have been murdered by the GOP, who have the political power to stop Trump and his administration and have chosen to support everything he and his thugs do. #86GOP #86Fascism #86TheHeritageFoundation #86Ice

Less than one minute later.

@nytimes.com GO FUCK YOURSELVES.

Van Hollen: "The Trump admin has essentially said to folks at ICE, 'Anything goes. You have a license to kill. And by the way, we won't investigate you. We'll take care of this for you.' When they're calling these Americans 'domestic terrorists,' what they're saying to ICE is we got your back."

#Epstein #EpsteinFiles

Republicans can make this nightmare disappear immediately. They’re deciding not to. Republicans are to blame for where we are. ##AbolishICE #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

How big is Greenland? Its so big it covers up 99% of the Epstein files.

One fucking year of chaos because of a mad wannabe king, a feckless Congress, an illegal and enabling SCOTUS, and a whole bunch of fucking ignorant, racist, smooth brain voters. Not to mention the dumbfucks that didn’t vote. 🤦‍♂️

I just woke up from a nap and somehow while I was asleep, everyone on the bus has figured out we are not going to the right place

Damn every Republican. Every. One. ESPECIALLY the Republican voters. Also, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

This is bonkers. Every fucking Republican has helped make this happen. What the actual fuck?? Also, #ReleaseTheEpsteinFiles

Eric Swalwell answering a question on how the next governor of California will protect Californians from ICE. “They're going to lose their immunity. They're not going to be able to drive. I will take your driver's license. Good luck walking to work, assholes.”

Clot today?

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We cannot be more clear. Leave us the fuck alone.

The Epstein Files Transparency Act is a law, passed by Congress on November 19 with an overwhelming vote. Complying with it was not optional. The Department of Justice did not comply. I want to make sure this is very clear.

It would be so cool if the United States Congress still existed.

Democrats and everyone with a platform and a lick of basic decency should snuff this daycare conspiracy theory shit out right quick. If it takes hold it will unleash absolute chaos, because the right breathes stupidity like it’s air.

See this @nytimes.com? You're cowards.

Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse; The stockings were hung by the chimney with care, And 1 million Epstein files appeared from thin air

Trump's incoherent answers to Norah O'Donnell raise new questions about Joe Biden's mental fitness.

If you have a RING door system, ICE has the right to request that footage and use it against you or your neighbors. RING is partnering with the Gestapo.

I need to apologize to the Pod Save America guys, the Bernie supporters, to @lylerubin.bsky.social, and especially to Graham Platner and his supporters. It’s important you admit it when you realize you were wrong about someone, and Stephen Miller has convinced me Graham is great.

This is very good

The Constitution is not self-enforcing. The only thing holding our Republic together are our norms. And the only thing that enforces those norms is The People. No one is coming to save us. It's entirely up to us.

A cartoon by Barry Blitt.

Opinion | It's time for corporate America to end DEI and choose its leaders on the basis of merit alone. by Barron Trump

Welp, maybe now that the first amendment is gone they can start on the second one?