I don't know what the fuck I am doing.

“Everyone is lying about crime but us.” “Everyone is lying about climate change but us.” “Everyone is lying about vaccines but us.” “Everyone is lying about our Medicaid cuts but us.” “Everyone is lying about voter fraud but us.”

My love language is being the bad guy and demanding satisfaction when your approach of kill 'em with kindness gets you walked on.

Idk how else to explain to people that no, alt text isn't for posting the link so your skeet looks "clean", or solely cracking a joke. It's fine if your alt text is amusing but the PRIMARY function must always be to describe the image for someone who cannot see it. Accessibility must come first.

Look, I don't love making a fuss at people who are just doing their jobs. However 🧵

Dads love to text "Call me when you have a minute" with no way to tell if your family has suffered a terrible tragedy, or if he just needs help with the router.

Watching my mom finally get some pain-free sleep. How much better my heart feels to know she is getting some relief.

OpenAI is fucking disgusting and so are the people who use it

My culture celebrates the child born with two-spirits. If your culture shuns them, or wants to stone them to death, then there is something deeply wrong with your culture.

Me to the receptionists after they had a nice power trip over the 10 minute window of personal discretion they could use: "Hey I hope you four feel so great treating me like that and talking to me like that. Did you look at my mother's chart and see that shes dying before you acted like that?"

It would be super awesome if the overnight nurses at Cooper would stop fucking around and withholding my mother's pain medicine. She's been prescribed the medicine, she needs it, and she's fucking dying, my dudes. Just give her the fucking medicine.

I will say that as much as leaving my hair its natural color was easy, having multicolor rainbowy hair has lead to an immediate notable decrease in certain white people assuming I am MAGA like them. The more like a main character you look, the less fascists like you. Fantastic news.

Trump knows his followers are too fucking stupid to catch his lies.

It's 2am and we're in the parking lot at the vet waiting for them to give us medicine he won't let us give him and then pay the invoice with the money we don't have. Pet ownership is not all sunshine and lollypops.

I think the population would be about 20% its size if only the people who wouldn't horrifically screw up their kids started families.

This morning, I didn't know who Ian Watkins was. Then I learned who he was and what he did and then how he died and it is good to know some people still hate pedophiles. I'm not condoning murder or whatever obligatory aside I have to make, but it's just nice when pedophiles still eat shit.

Me yesterday: I don't think I can take another fucking thing going to shit My dog today: GUESS WHO NEEDS TO GO TO THE VET

Kamala Harris may not have been everyone's idea of perfect, but she would have been extremely capable and wouldn't be doing any of this buck wild bullshit Trump is doing. And we could have had America's dad as VP instead of guy-liner couch molester.

teenage followers: i can only interact with you in a “hang in there” sort of way, please do not actively hang out in my replies. i am a 36 year old man and it isn’t appropriate

"brovulating" is the best thing I've read all day

I like people being silly at anti-fash demonstrations etc. For a few reasons. The main two: Tyrants don't like being made to look silly. Fighting this is going to take a long time so we should enjoy ourselves doing it

He can put lifts in his shoes and lie all he wants, but Donald Trump is no taller than 5'10" and you fucking know it.

Don't let anyone tell you that protesting is pointless, especially folks who mock it as "baby's first resistance." First, it's wonderful to be among a bunch of people who feel the way you do about the way things are going. Second, it drives the administration CRAZY.

I don't hate Israel. But I do hate Netanyahu. He's a malignant narcissist, a bigot, a genocidal maniac, and absolutely despicable.

Bullshit. A 65 year old dog, maybe. Dude has proudly been eating almost exclusively fast food and heavy carbs, and looks like the front half of a centaur when he stands because of a chronically sedentary lifestyle, AND he's got that vein issue.

No mugshot. Lol

The fact that the absolute worst people on the planet are probably going to outlive my mother boils my blood. Hard to believe in a benevolent God when genocidal creeps walk around consequence-free, as decent people die long painful deaths.

Like dead ass everybody dying before this orange fuck….. Nigga we lost Chadwick fucking Boseman and this dickhead got a second term….. What the absolute entire fuck…..

No one is telling Bush to use his voice and march. No one is telling Cheney to use his voice and march. No one is telling Clinton to use his voice and march. No one is telling Gore to use his voice and march. No one is telling Pence to use his voice and march.

Shout out to the woman in checkout, gumming up the line, and complaining to the cashier about all the people who won't talk to her anymore because of who she voted for, without saying who it was, as if we don't all know why the marginalized people in her life would penalize her.

If you want to win the Nobel Peace Prize, it's generally a good idea not to be an infamous child rapist orchestrating ethnic cleansing and the destruction of your entire country.

I like animals. I like art. I don't mind furry art, but I don't seek it out I super actively do not want to see hyper sexualized niche fetish x furry pornographic art. Or any pornography at all. I've had no luck at all getting Bluesky's algorithm to grasp this. I am at my wits end

I've been using public transit in major cities along the East Coast since I was a kid. I don't know what the fuck these old bloated out of touch rich white guys are going on about, calling these cities violent and unsafe war zones. Bunch of fucking racist cowards.

It's to avoid being censored/throttled by the algorithms. Which do exist, what anyone tells you.

Antifa = anti-fascist = opposed to fascist authoritarian regimes abusing their people and violating human rights. Antifa is an idea, not a group. And the only reason to be afraid of the belief that *fascism is wrong* is because you are doing fascism shit.

Are all parents always embarrassing to their offspring forever? Because the level of fucking secondhand humiliation I experience every time I'm with my father is un-fucking-bearable

Just so we're clear. Any party who tells you who you can love, what gender you are, which books you can read, what history you can learn, what prayers you can offer, what you can say, where you can piss, what you can do with your own body ... Doesn't believe in freedom.

My most old fashioned belief is that there should be negative consequences when politicians lie to voters.

The Washing Post just discovered beards

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If ICE agents are willing to shoot a US citizen in broad daylight, as they did with Marimar Martinez in Chicago, imagine what they’re doing to undocumented immigrants. They shot her in front of witnesses & with body cams turned on The horrors facing those disappeared to camps are sure to be worse

This is some of the most subversive shit I've ever seen in my life. Every urban confrontation with law enforcement should be full of people dressed as cartoon characters. Make them look ridiculous lol

So, the president of the United States casually mentioned that he took away free speech. Just in case you missed that.

Trying pointlessly to explain to my little idiot dog that while I may not be the favorite human, I am the only one home, and him screaming at the places where he thinks my partner might be hiding is not in fact accomplishing anything.

Regularly think of this all timer

Please send me photos of your pets. I'm going through lot right now and looking at your animals absolutely cheers me up. Can be pets of the non-furry persuasion. I like 'em all

Having a terminally ill loved one is hell. But the doctors are finally speaking more plainly with me about things, and that's a help. As long as my mom has fight in her, I'm here for her to support her. And when she's finally ready to stop fighting, I'm here for her to support her then too.

I actually don't think it's okay to bomb drug traffickers without any form of due process either. I don't really think it's ever okay to just kill someone if doing so doesn't actively save another life, and I don't think it's okay to deprive anyone of due process for any reason.

It's like when femme type folks want places that are women-only, to be away from men. White people are the cause of a lot of Black people's hardships and deaths. Sometimes you need a place to go to feel safe. It's survival. Being antiracist requires you understand this and respect it.