Cryptos main use case is crime, but you don't actually want your crimebucks to appreciate. Living in a deflationary economy sucks. So this crash is actually good for Bitcoin when you get down to it.

White people love typing "Get-ADDefaultDomainPasswordPolicy" into the command prompt to gather evidence for a SOX control.

Imagine you're the dipshit alcoholic Secretary of Defense, and you get dunked on by Four Star General and Commander of SOCOM Tony Thomas

Running won't magically fix all your problems but it will increase how many liters of oxygen per kilogram of body mass per minute your body can utilize.

What Trump really wants is a Rosgvardiya type security service, but that doesn't exist in America so he's trying to have ICE and CPB fill that role and it's just not working.

Running never gets easier you just get faster.

Easy to judge ICE agents, but they have a dangerous job. They're just trying to get home safe to their families and beat the shit out of them.

Democrats have a path to a bare majority in the Senate against an unpopular incumbent President following a midterm where they lost ground against the incumbent party? They're calling it long 2006.

Hypothesis: Majority of identified data security issues in each SharePoint data store are caused by a single sharing link Experiment: Grab a single sharing link from each sharing store, revoke, and rescan. Prediction: The majority of data security issues will resolve.

In Landman Billy Bob Thornton gets in a fight with his wife because he had sex with her omelette. These are the Real America problems that coastal elites don't understand.

I don't have a running shoe addiction I'm just practicing Abundance™️

Wow your republic is collapsing because your elites became unwilling to compromise after vanquishing your greatest geopolitical foe? The pressure of competition was the only thing holding the system together? That's crazy bro.

Won my first race! Great way to close out the year

I had a dream that I made a bunch of money trading a Pam Bondi themed cryptocurrency called "Blondi"

Jeffries is going to be the least powerful Speaker of the House in US history, it's going to be like an honorary title more than anything.

Guy who is a SWIFT Compliance officer googling "How to submit SWIFT KYC Attestation" twenty minutes before the meeting where we're supposed to submit our SWIFT KYC Attestation

Deep down every millennial believes that alien martial artists could arrive at any moment and the safety of earth will depend on their physical fitness

NIMBYism is a legitimate mainstream political view that almost nobody will defend on the merits. Very weird phenomenon.

For a religion as old as Judiasim it's kind of crazy how recent Hanukkah is. Like it's a real event that went down in 200BCE. It's almost as close to modern times as it is to the founding of Judaism.

If Mark Kelly becomes president then the Gabby Giffords shooting will go down as the least successful assassination attempt in history

Guy who becomes dictator for life and then uses his absolute power to fix the calendar and then does nothing else

The Greeks and the Persians both understood themselves as having won the Greco-Persian Wars. Just a good clean war where everyone had fun.

Inventing a B2B SaaS solution where the buttons do the same thing every time you click them instead of having a bunch indecipherable context sensitive behaviors.

Inventing a B2B SaaS solution where the buttons do the same thing every time you click them instead of having a bunch indecipherable context sensitive behaviors.

I reviewed the Thanksgiving Oreo Cookies Collection with special guest reviews from my family! joesjunkfood.substack.com/p/oreos-than...

When I was a kid bazookas and quicksand were a huge part of my threat model.

Got attacked by two unleashed dogs, and the owner yelled at me for running into the street to escape them because "What if they got hit by a car?"

Human sacrifice probably worked, useless survival strategies don't typically become that ubiquitous

My last job (2017) did instant messaging using Pidgin over an on prem XMPP server when I started. Earlier job used a hacked implementation of AIM that couldn't leave the LAN. Technology used to be so beautiful.

Coastal elites could never understand this, but in real America the senior executives of energy companies all live together in a frat house type situation and attend the funerals of their coworkers estranged parents

The most important thing you can do is run a lot. All the time. As much as you can. Speed work, easy run, tempo run, easy run, long run. This schedule will fix you.

Imagine being a medieval peasant and digging up a dinosaur fossil

Is nothing sacred?

People love to say that everything is worse now, but lightbulbs and running shoes are way better than they used to be.

RIP to Contoso. Real ones know.

A lot of your problems could be solved by simply running 50 miles per week.

Markets are usually the best way to distribute stuff as long as you have a fair distribution of money. Big divide on the left is whether this means markets should be rejected, or the distribution of money should be made fairer.

Nobody at this party knows I replaced dessert with Thanksgiving Flavored Oreos

Hit a big 5 mile PR today

Yeah so the event I was talking about is now a major news story

The modal human being serves in the Indian Armed Forces

I love bipartisanship!

Very important to be hyper focused on something like the Roman Empire, trains, or housing policy. You don't want your "One too many beers at the work function" rant to be a fireable offense.

I like Landman a lot, but Taylor Sheridan pretty clearly has a problem with women

Someone should A/B poll test Obama's favorability where you describe him as "Barack Obama" in one poll, and "Barack Hussein Obama" in the other.

Adding DP outs and Game Ready drivers to AI-GPUs would create a robust secondary market for them and lower the systemic risk GPU depreciation poses to the economy.

ServiceNow went down, and I tried to submit an incident ticket about it on ServiceNow...

I think it's nice that Gen Z Coups are becoming a thing. It's good to see kids doing stuff in the community, not just staring at tiktok.

Billionaire adult Donald Trump blowing former Bill Clinton is probably the least morally objectional sex act either or these guys have ever committed.