Back on my bullsh

'A bad workman always blames his tools' Ok, I challenge you to knit anything comfortably on this one specific pair of 6mm plastic needles that insist of grabbing on to yarn like someone clinging on to a log in a river I wish I knew what happened to my metal ones 😩😭 #knitting

🍅🌿🍃🌼 chomato 🌱🍅🌼🌤️

Free to download, and printable on standard Avery 5164 shipping label stickers. Enjoy!

Why did none of your whores tell me pokopia was so fucking sad 😭 Omg my heart

Bro I'm so tired and in pain this heat needs to fuck off

Wtf

they're right and they should say it

Valko release Sylus main story update Caleb main story update Kitchen update I AM EATING GOOD FOR THE 6.0 UPDATE 🎉🎉🎉

Climate Collapse cannot be resolved by individual choices & the focus of our ire must centre on the billionaires & states prioritizing profit over existence. That being said, if "ask Chat GPT" in front of me during the SECOND heat dome that's on its way to Europe: I'm making you eat your phone.

saw a t-shirt this evening that really moved me

HAPPY FRIDAY TO EVERYONE WHO HATES SLOP

WOW FANTASTIC BABY! 💃🕺💃🕺💃🕺💃

It's my favourite time of yearrrr Seeing Americans visiting the UK crying about how evil the heat is here and how there's no escape God I feel so fucking vindicated every damn time

The entire team behind The Dark Crystal didn't come together to make one of the greatest cinematic collaborations just so you can tell me that AI is "inevitable."

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Omg this is so cuteeeee

I’m in my rat and pigeon era

To quote Scott Seiss:

Thinking about: her

The Shade of the Woods

Even if you weren’t as well introduced as the other LIs, welcome, Valko !! #loveanddeepspace

more of this real journalism pls #SciArt #comic

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Moomin with a zweihänder 💙

FUCK

I want fewer magic sets, that take longer to produce, made by people who are paid more to make them, & I'm NOT joking.

insomnia and Elhers Danlos syndrome is the true devils 3 way I want to sleeeeeeep

All hail the true leader of this country

Not to be like, everybody's mom, but remember when you were first getting on the internet and you were told not to give away private information to anybody you don't know? Corporation is people you don't know

🗣️It's tiiiiiiiiime to plaaaaaaaay 🗣️ Are they supporting the country for the world cup or are they a massive racist?

I'm going to kms If you hear sobbing, it's just me, ripping out 30 rows of colour work cos apparently individuals didn't catch the start of my black colour work properly and I snagged it on my chair and just undid a hole in the middle of my panel

Weyaye haggard old cunt Sarah Pochin putting all the pressure on the England players instead of... idk the men perpetrating violence? Funny how she left out it goes up by 26% when their team wins so it's not actually a footie issue? But I spose several colleagues are wife beaters so it tracks 🤷🏼‍♀️

I'm not good at promoting my stuff but I posted this short a while ago! #timelapse youtube.com/shorts/Ptiwt...

This would be so funny Does rotten still exist?

Bummer.

mac is here on this #makeaterriblecomicday2025 to school you all in THREAT MANAGEMENT SYSTEMS do not get caught off guard or Who Knows What Might Happen

Happy belated Christmas husband 😂 The only person I will ever voluntarily out extra zips in for ❤️🥰

Oh Asian sizes tend to run a bit smaller than the UK so ill see what the reviews are like The reviews 'im fat and it fits me great✌️' BITCH YOU BOUGHT AN ASIAN MEDIUM FUCK ALL THE WAY OFF AND GET BACK IN THE OCEAN YOU ABSOLUTE WHALE Fucking fat my ass~ you're just a beggit, Hayley Marie

Oh no, Nazi tried to swing at a young lass and got his shit rocked.....what a shame