hair refresh

Whatever, I'm already listening to holiday music. I need merriment in these short-ass days.

y'all ever feel like you're on everyone's last nerve? it sucks lol

copyeditor milestone: for the first time i've encountered a manuscript that correctly uses "lie low" instead of "lay low." incredible!!

WHAT IF WE JUST INVESTED IN ARTISTS AND AUTHORS LIKE MANY OTHER COUNTRIES

is there anything better than a slow morning spent listening to j-pop and drinking an ube latte in mamdani's america

“My friends we have toppled a political dynasty. I wish Andrew Cuomo only the best in private life.” LOL LET’S GO EAT SHIT CUOMO

This person took this when they called the race

i am so proud of nyc omg

everybody gets twenty-four hours to lib out with impunity, tonight is the cringe purge

MAYOR MAMDANI!!!!!

I'm actually smiling wow

NEW YORK CITY I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU AND ALL OF US

i can’t believe a good thing happened we should do this more often

Socialist NYC mayor is such a tremendously good vibe shift and don’t let anyone convince you otherwise

ALL RIGHT AP JUST CALLED IT WITH 69% OF THE VOTE HA HA HA HA

I don't know what will happen in NYC tonight, but I do know that regardless of outcome, any number of public figures, celebrities, politicians and institutions that oppose Mamdani have done so with a level of rhetorical ugliness, racism, and dishonesty that should neither be forgotten nor forgiven.

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i measure my character by how well my vet tells me i've clearly been taking care of my animals and how healthy they are tbqh

I love giving service workers a large tip and seeing their expression lift

islam is really the only religion that takes cats seriously enough.

I gotta give it up to the writers tho. If NYC elects a Muslim mayor on the day Dick Cheney died, that is one hell of a slow played story arc. Every time you want to fire 2025's writers room they give you a little narrative resolution as a treat.

The framing of this is hilarious: Democrats deeply worried about the repercussions of a victory www.msnbc.com/msnbc/news/m...

bro what is the plural of "gin and tonic"

Run/walking is how I completed the NYC marathon!

I will venmo any reporter $400 to ask trump "what does SNAP stand for"

people will call anything they don't like "narcissism"

closer than my peeps u r 2 me

every third video on my tiktok right now is Zohran out and about in NYC. walking out on stage at concerts, DJing at clubs, tai chi at a senior center, tiktok trends with random people on sidewalks. I’d give anything for his energy

closer than my peeps u r 2 me

I would like for national political reporters to place a moratorium on “But what will voters in the rest of America think about New York City’s socialist mayor?” We don’t care! Red states are notably full of psycho politicians yet rarely do you see pundits asking Brooklyn people about them.

people I care about don't really show up for me and it sucks

well, hotdog!

Run/walking is how I completed the NYC marathon!

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Thinking about my friend's high school crush whose AIM screen name was Slowlydying5

i just realized i dont like Life of a Showgirl bc it sounds like an AI mimicry of Taylor Swift

i hate that AI has now caused me to question the authenticity of cute animal videos online, which is my primary use of social media. i don't even know if this baby penguin actually wore a beret to go buy a tiny baguette in paris

well, hotdog!

Here's a good opportunity to help our neighbors - donations are being matched on this one.

Look at this weenie

tonight is not halloween; it is the summoning of the KPop Demon Legion

please stop making me look at that hideous fucking bathroom

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staycation mode

remembering the tacky therapist i had who told me i couldn't be autistic and almost talked me into getting TMS

Clean your lens for a clearer picture